The Crotchless Bodystocking

[oralaccents]

Regardless of your body type, they're a great way to put some sexay in your day.

https://cdn1.hothag.com/media/images_718/1/2/chubby-milf-posing-seductively-12677-milf.jpg

 

[HisArpy]

So it was just a story when you told that lady to go off with a stranger to a strange place without alerting anyone or learning anything about him?

Because it seems to me that this is something you're pulling out of your ass because you know you're a goddamn monster.

1. I not a "monster" as you put it. I'm an Ass.

2. NO WHERE did I say that someone should do as you post here.

3. PLEASE stop coloring the things people say with the fantasies in your head. There's no requirement on your part to go off on some La La Land excursion and then ascribe that trip as if it's a real life scenario put forward by someone other than you.

 

[HisArpy]

Sitting in that all day would cause waffle butt.

But it would be nice looking waffle butt.

 

[CandiCame]

1. I not a "monster" as you put it. I'm an Ass.

2. NO WHERE did I say that someone should do as you post here.

3. PLEASE stop coloring the things people say with the fantasies in your head. There's no requirement on your part to go off on some La La Land excursion and then ascribe that trip as if it's a real life scenario put forward by someone other than you.

I wasn't the only one trying to argue against you so you'll have a hard time with that one. That gas won't light, it'll just blow up in your face.

 

[Ann_Tagonist]

I wasn't the only one trying to argue against you so you'll have a hard time with that one. That gas won't light, it'll just blow up in your face.

Said The Catfisher.

 

[Matthew Craig]

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[CandiCame]

Regardless of your body type, they're a great way to put some sexay in your day.

https://cdn1.hothag.com/media/images_718/1/2/chubby-milf-posing-seductively-12677-milf.jpg

I really dig this one too. I have one almost exactly like this but the straps are a little different.

 

[CandiCame]

Said The Catfisher.

I clicked through to see if you were still on about me pretend fucking your man and Jesus Christ LET IT GO.

It ain't my fault men look at me.

Try bodystockings. Apparently that works.

 

[Ann_Tagonist]

I clicked through to see if you were still on about me pretend fucking your man and Jesus Christ LET IT GO.

It ain't my fault men look at me.

Try bodystockings. Apparently that works.

In a world of words you are what you say. If you use deceit to get what you want, then you are no better than the previous catfishers that have gone before you.

 

[CandiCame]

In a world of words you are what you say. If you use deceit to get what you want, then you are no better than the previous catfishers that have gone before you.

Which I didn't. You just still don't know what genderfluid is.

 

[Ann_Tagonist]

Which I didn't. You just still don't know what genderfluid is.

Would you like me to post the link? People here need to know exactly what you are.

Yes. It means you can catfish both sexes.

 

[CandiCame]

Would you like me to post the link? People here need to know exactly what you are.

Yes. It means you can catfish both sexes.

If you want. I'm always up for shameless self promotion and I didn't do anything wrong, so have at it.

I'll tell the whole story so everyone is caught up.

When I was younger, I used to cyber on Lit and be an even bigger attention whore (I know, but it IS possible). I posted a pic of myself in the cosplay thread, which attracted attention. I didn't tell people I had a dick. This was a good 5 years ago so I was even hotter then than I am now.

Anne thinks I cybered with her man (even though I asked him about it and neither of us remember this happening, so I'm pretty sure I didn't) and is, to this day, fighting mad about it. Said guy is well aware of my dick.

She's been stalking and trolling me ever since because she's real fucking pissed about it, so I put her on ignore. I clicked through that post to see if it was still happening- turns out YUP.

There, now everyone is all caught up. She's going to post the link where this exchange originally went down, I assume.

Edit: TLDR Anne is mad that I'm prettier than her because we're in 5th fucking grade, I guess.

I didn't even ACTUALLY steal her man. It's literally just that I could have. You are on some Jolene shit. LET. IT. GO.

 

[nowisthetime]

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Why is this poster accusing folks of catfishing? It's like a game to him. Does this troll not understand that many folks are already involved in relationships and are not looking for anything beyond the board? This isn't a dating site.

Candicame is NOT catfishing, this person has spoken of a girlfriend. No one has to prove anything to anybody on this site. Mind your business.


This poster sure knows how to sap up the fun on here, perhaps stop projecting? Then he throws a hissy fit when folks accuse him of lying about cancer. Why doesn't this poster get it through his skull?

 

[Ann_Tagonist]

Apparently, the fish are biting.

 

[nowisthetime]

What business is it of yours what someone does behind closed doors?

Why do you take this site so seriously? Get some dick or whatever and be quiet. All you do is troll all day, for no reason. Dude, grow up.

You cry when folks accuse you of lying about cancer, get over yourself.

 

[Ann_Tagonist]

If you want. I'm always up for shameless self promotion and I didn't do anything wrong, so have at it.

I'll tell the whole story so everyone is caught up.

When I was younger, I used to cyber on Lit and be an even bigger attention whore (I know, but it IS possible). I posted a pic of myself in the cosplay thread, which attracted attention. I didn't tell people I had a dick. This was a good 5 years ago so I was even hotter then than I am now.

Anne thinks I cybered with her man (even though I asked him about it and neither of us remember this happening, so I'm pretty sure I didn't) and is, to this day, fighting mad about it. Said guy is well aware of my dick.

She's been stalking and trolling me ever since because she's real fucking pissed about it, so I put her on ignore. I clicked through that post to see if it was still happening- turns out YUP.

There, now everyone is all caught up. She's going to post the link where this exchange originally went down, I assume.

Edit: TLDR Anne is mad that I'm prettier than her because we're in 5th fucking grade, I guess.

I didn't even ACTUALLY steal her man. It's literally just that I could have. You are on some Jolene shit. LET. IT. GO.

You really do live in your own fantasy creations. Owlman was right. Woot! We have a live one!

 

[CandiCame]

https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/59517961.jpg

Why is this poster accusing folks of catfishing? It's like a game to him. Does this troll not understand that many folks are already involved in relationships and are not looking for anything beyond the board? This isn't a dating site.

Candicame is NOT catfishing, this person has spoken of a girlfriend. No one has to prove anything to anybody on this site. Mind your business.


This poster sure knows how to sap up the fun on here, perhaps stop projecting? Then he throws a hissy fit when folks accuse him of lying about cancer. Why doesn't this poster get it through his skull?

Again, this happened something like FIVE YEARS AGO.

Even if I had had fake sex with her man over the internet like... FIVE YEARS.

And, I want to reiterate, I DIDN'T DO IT. I TALKED TO THE GUY AND ASKED HIM. His name is Luke. He said that he didn't remember doing that with me, and I don't remember doing that with him- so the simplest answer is that Anne is mad over something that didn't even happen.

 

[nowisthetime]

You are like the mean girl of high school, always in someone's business, always have to start drama.

You think folks care about your stupid vanity threads? No one cares, everyone on here is grown.

Get some dick and get a life.

 

[CandiCame]

You really do live in your own fantasy creations. Owlman was right. Woot! We have a live one!

Post it. You said you had the link. Post it. I don't have it because it was a nonissue for me. But you had the whole original conversation and the vanity thread you made for me.

I admit I cybered with a lot of guys but your man was NOT one of them. I didn't do anything to you.

 

[Ann_Tagonist]

Again, this happened something like FIVE YEARS AGO.

Even if I had had fake sex with her man over the internet like... FIVE YEARS.

And, I want to reiterate, I DIDN'T DO IT. I TALKED TO THE GUY AND ASKED HIM. His name is Luke. He said that he didn't remember doing that with me, and I don't remember doing that with him- so the simplest answer is that Anne is mad over something that didn't even happen.

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[CandiCame]

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/phantomstrider/images/b/b1/LooneyTunesWallpaper800.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20170727225357

Post it. Post the link.

 

[nowisthetime]

Again, this happened something like FIVE YEARS AGO.

Even if I had had fake sex with her man over the internet like... FIVE YEARS.

And, I want to reiterate, I DIDN'T DO IT. I TALKED TO THE GUY AND ASKED HIM. His name is Luke. He said that he didn't remember doing that with me, and I don't remember doing that with him- so the simplest answer is that Anne is mad over something that didn't even happen.

Candi, you don't have to explain shit to anyone. Do not let folks get to you. Some folks have nothing better to do than TROLL all day long because they wallow in misery.

I've never seen a poster, well besides busybody, who has an obsession towards other strangers on the internet. Strangers he would never meet in the real world.

Do your thing. You are grown.

Some folks need to get a stick out of their ass and enjoy life.

 

[Ann_Tagonist]

Post it. Post the link.

I don't really care who you catfished, personally. I just owe to the other posters here to know what type of person you are. Understand?

 

[CandiCame]

Candi, you don't have to explain shit to anyone. Do not let folks get to you. Some folks have nothing better to do than TROLL all day long because they wallow in misery.

I've never seen a poster, well besides busybody, who has an obsession towards other strangers on the internet. Strangers he would never meet in the real world.

Do your thing. You are grown.

Some folks need to get a stick out of their ass and enjoy life.

I'm bored. I called in sick today. I mostly want to see if she'll do it. I don't normally feed trolls but I really am completely guilty of just wasting time for no reason. This one is on me. I guess I should stop. Let me have one more "Post the link" demand and I'll quit derailing the thread by feeding the trolls.

But let me have one more. Then I'll quit, I promise.

 

[CandiCame]

I don't really care who you catfished, personally. I just owe to the other posters here to know what type of person you are. Understand?

Post the link.