The Cunting Thread

[AllyRose]

To cunt, or not to cunt?

 

[lovetoread]

Dear Fata,

I see lots of cunts, but where's the cheese?

Love,
Me

 

[ImSinister]

What you cunts don't understand is that using certain words does not make you clever. It is the order in which you arrange those words that reveals you to be a clever cunt.

OP = (a very) Clever Cunt

 

[Laurel]

Indie you are not to bash Billy Joel or Stevie Nicks in this thread, this will immediately result in a name change for you to Downeaster Alexa. Laurel is behind me 100% on this one, just so you know.

Cunting right, my cunting friend! 110% behind you and all the other cunts..

 

[Phelia]

Je n'ai pas pas volé aucun tambourins.

(It's hidden, but it's in there. Also I typed this post with my cunt.)

 

[IndieSnob]

Cunting right, my cunting friend! 110% behind you and all the other cunts..

Dear Laurel...er, wrong friend.

Dear non-cunt, don't listen to that Fata cunt.

Cuntingly yours,

The cuntiest cunt since cunt came to cuntstown,

CuntSnob

 

[Laurel]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a97/foxkitsune/4430747010_f067eaf830_z_zps07e73ebf.jpg

Yay! I was hoping you'd posted this.

 

[Laurel]

Dear Cuntsnob,

You're a fine cunt, with taste in music that puts you a cunt about all the other cunts.

Yours,

the Cunting Kitty Mama

 

[Phelia]

Indie you are not to bash Billy Joel or Stevie Nicks in this thread, this will immediately result in a name change for you to Downeaster Alexa. Laurel is behind me 100% on this one, just so you know.

I could barely cuntain my laughter. This is the thread of the century, you legendary cunt.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt6cm9ZDt41qlsdsoo1_500.gif

 

[Laurel]

I could barely cuntain my laughter. This is the thread of the century, you legendary cunt.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt6cm9ZDt41qlsdsoo1_500.gif

Fata is a cunt among twats, she is.

I want that gif as my av.

 

[thør]

Je n'ai pas pas volé aucun tambourins.

(It's hidden, but it's in there. Also I typed this post with my cunt.)

Plus, you have special cunting privileges. It's in the cunting rules.

 

[Laurel]

What you cunts don't understand is that using certain words does not make you clever. It is the order in which you arrange those words that reveals you to be a clever cunt.

OP = (a very) Clever Cunt

Twat did you say? I cunt hear you.

 

[IndieSnob]

And now Phelia decides to join in.



All my alleged friends are cunts. Sucks.

 

[Phelia]

Fata is a cunt among twats, she is.

I want that gif as my av.

You should PM the owner of the site! Fair warning, though - I've heard she's a bit of a cunt.

Plus, you have special cunting privileges. It's in the cunting rules.

I was flattered from the top of my head to the tip of my cunt

I take those privileges cuntaciously seriously. You guys can cunt on me.

 

[thør]

I was flattered from the top of my head to the tip of my cunt

I take those privileges cuntaciously seriously. You guys can cunt on me.

The tip of your cunt? It's cuntractual that your cunt is cunting.

 

[Laurel]

You should PM the owner of the site! Fair warning, though - I've heard she's a bit of a cunt.

She's a raging cunt. But I hear she can be bribed with chocolate and kisses.

 

[Laurel]

And now Phelia decides to join in.



All my alleged friends are cunts. Sucks.

There are worse places to be than surrounded by cunts.

You could have nothing but assholes for friends.

 

[thør]

There are worse places to be than surrounded by cunts.

You could have nothing but assholes for friends.

Unfortunately, all the cunts and even the friends of cunts, have assholes.

 

[IndieSnob]

There are worse places to be than surrounded by cunts.

You could have nothing but assholes for friends.

I dunno, sometimes I prefer...

Again, wrong thread. Shit.

I just came off as a cunt. Like Stevie Nicks style cunt.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I dunno, sometimes I prefer...

Again, wrong thread. Shit.

I just came off as a cunt. Like Stevie Nicks style cunt.

Okay. You were warned, you fucker.

 

[blackleggings]

What I'm doing this morning...

https://si0.twimg.com/profile_images/3669040525/bc9ccce99b19264ec9344268b27d39d4.jpeg

 

[fluffPE]

Fuck off CUNT!

 

[islandman]

This is the only way to treat a cunt:

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5r9eu8qA21rq6vz1o1_400.gif

 

[Laurel]

I dunno, sometimes I prefer...

Again, wrong thread. Shit.

I just came off as a cunt. Like Stevie Nicks style cunt.

 

[IndieSnob]

I, I just have no words.



Also, after logging in and seeing this, I quickly texted Fata that You and Laurel are officially the two biggest cunts in this world. Bravo.

The text back? Indie, who is Laurel, and why are you saying the word cunt? You do know that this is your Aunt ***, right?

Fuck my life.