The Cunting Thread

[Laurel]

hahahahaha!!!

 

[Fata Morgana]

I, I just have no words.



Also, after logging in and seeing this, I quickly texted Fata that You and Laurel are officially the two biggest cunts in this world. Bravo.

The text back? Indie, who is Laurel, and why are you saying the word cunt? You do know that this is your Aunt ***, right?

Fuck my life.

Do you prefer to be called Downe or Alexa?

 

[Fata Morgana]

hahahahaha!!!

 

[IndieSnob]

Well well well, look what cunt the cat dragged in.

 

[Fata Morgana]

We need to get Phelia in here to sing your new name to you. It suits you, better than Indies' Nob anyway.

 

[IndieSnob]

You're lucky there's an ocean that separates us.

I'd walk thousands of miles just to, well do something downright devious and cunt like.

 

[Fata Morgana]

You need a Billy AV next...

 

[IndieSnob]

You need a Billy AV next...

I, just yeah.

You're in for it.

 

[CHNOPS]

Does this mean the "IndieSnob" handle is available?

 

[Fata Morgana]

It was a toss up between Alexa and Gold Dust Woman but I figured you hate Billy more than Stevie.

Serves you right, you cunt.

 

[yossi]

http://static.microcosmpublishing.com/catimages/cunt_lg.jpg

Though I've heard that first edition cunts are worth more.

 

[Laurel]

This is my favorite thread right now.

Oh yeah, almost forgot! Cunt cunt cunt.

 

[Laurel]

http://static.microcosmpublishing.com/catimages/cunt_lg.jpg

Though I've heard that first edition cunts are worth more.

Signed doubles the price.

 

[AllyRose]

There weren't enough cunts in that sentence.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Where the fuck is that cunt Phelia.

 

[AllyRose]

Cunting along.

 

[yossi]

http://static.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/1329764871117_6847191.png

 

[IndieSnob]

Stupidest idea for a thread ever.

It would be like making one about something as asinine as cheese, or Stevie Nicks. I bet her cunt smells like rotten cheese. Fucking cunt that she is.

Of course Billy Joel I'm sure knows first hand about that. His face only comes up to about her cunt, so he probably sniffed her backstage. Fucking cunt that he is.

 

[Fata Morgana]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a97/foxkitsune/tumblr_mindu9B2Td1qeaga3o1_500_zps6703e3bb.jpg

I want one of these for work.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Alexa's spat her dummy out look...

 

[Saint Peter]

Stinks in here.

 

[AllyRose]

I'll ship one over. I just ordered a whole cunt load.

 

[IndieSnob]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a97/foxkitsune/tumblr_mindu9B2Td1qeaga3o1_500_zps6703e3bb.jpg

I want one of these for work.

Just attach a coffee mug handle to your cunt.

Quit being so thick.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I'll ship one over. I just ordered a whole cunt load.

You're a top cunt.

 

[AllyRose]

You're a top cunt.

Damn proud of it, too. I should get a cunt medal or something.