The current marriage controversy from a Biblical Standpoint

[Justina123]

The morning after.... Sir decided I was in the perfect position for a foot massage, after which he gave me the ultimate praise "good girl" and used his toes just right for a few minutes before drifting off to sleep... a heavenly ending to the night.

-justina

 

[Lloyd2004]

C. A marriage shall be considered valid only if the wife is a
virgin. If the wife is not a virgin, she shall be executed. (Deut
22:13-21)


Wow...wonder how many got executed...hmmmm

Not really fair to the women is it, the men can fuck anyone.
the Song of Solomon tells it more like it is.
Good fucking there!

"You my love,excite men
as a mare excites the stallions
of Pharaoh's chariots."
Jesus did Not tell us not to fuck,
so fuck we should.

 

[Lloyd2004]

Re: adam & eve ???!!!

Hi.. just had to put forward the unanswerable Question from the bible....

My father by his own admission was an atheistic calathumpian!

When asked by a visiting preacher if he believed god's word he responded.

(I've read that book.* (It was in fact the only book he ever read in his whole life.) "I have a question that I want answered."

The preacher nodded and encouraged him to go on.

"Well god made the garden right! Then he made adam. then he rips a bone outta adam's side and makes eve. is that right?"

Preacher nods.

"Well I am no genius but what I have a problem with is the math. God made 2 people. 1 male + 1 female.

Now these two people... the only two people on the earth.. have 2 sons....
Now that means that there are only 4 people on the earth.
1 son kills the other son so we have to subtract one. we now have 3 people on the earth. adam, eve and cain.
then cain goes off and gets himself a wife...
Where the F**k did the bloody wife come from???

Genesis 2 26
Then God said, "And now we will make human beings: they will be like us and resemble us. They will have power over the fish, the birds, and all the animals, domestic and wild, large and small". So God created human beings making them to be like himself. He created them male and female,blessed them and said "Have many children so that your children will live over the earth and bring it under your control.........."
Adam came after in the garden of Eden.
There was plenty of cunt around to fuck.
Thats why the Bible needs to be read with care.
and not miss quoted or nor poorly translated.
The Bible gives us a message as a whole,
not in little segments. And GOD said to FUCK and thats what we should do, so lets all FUCK.

 

[snowy ciara]

alrighty then.. here's my weird take on the original attachment..

C. A marriage shall be considered valid only if the wife is a
virgin. If the wife is not a virgin, she shall be executed. (Deut
22:13-21)

Then they say..

F. If a married man dies without children, his brother shall marry
the widow. If he refuses to marry his brother's widow or
deliberately does not give her children, he shall pay a fine of one
shoe and be otherwise punished in a manner to be determined by law.
(Gen. 38:6-10; Deut 25:5-10)

So you got this woman who's been married forever. She's all sad and depressed cause she's got no kids to comfort her in her old age, and then hubster up and dies on her. So she has to get married to his brother. Who says "HEY! She's not a virgin!" and she gets killed.

I think we need to add that to the marriage code here. It'd take care of all those widows pensions that the government is paying out, which could be used for more wars or something useful like that..

 

[Lloyd2004]

alrighty then.. here's my weird take on the original attachment..

C. A marriage shall be considered valid only if the wife is a
virgin. If the wife is not a virgin, she shall be executed. (Deut
22:13-21)

Then they say..

F. If a married man dies without children, his brother shall marry
the widow. If he refuses to marry his brother's widow or
deliberately does not give her children, he shall pay a fine of one
shoe and be otherwise punished in a manner to be determined by law.
(Gen. 38:6-10; Deut 25:5-10)

So you got this woman who's been married forever. She's all sad and depressed cause she's got no kids to comfort her in her old age, and then hubster up and dies on her. So she has to get married to his brother. Who says "HEY! She's not a virgin!" and she gets killed.

I think we need to add that to the marriage code here. It'd take care of all those widows pensions that the government is paying out, which could be used for more wars or something useful like that..

Fuck yes, It would save the governments lots and lots ,
dam lot of horny old men about though , they would go around ravishing all the little virgins, no more government help for teenagers who go pregnant any boys marrying them would obviously notice they were not virgins too, just think what the governments could save!!

They could then have lots of useful wars, keep the population down, no more enviromental trouble , not enough people to polute the planet, and once again the ANIMALS would have dominion over the earth!!

 

[snowy ciara]

and the whole "more war" thing could really save money. You marry these guys off, send them to war, they don't make it home, so they have all these war widows. Then you marry the widows to the brothers of the deceased and start from the beginning again..

 

[Lloyd2004]

and the whole "more war" thing could really save money. You marry these guys off, send them to war, they don't make it home, so they have all these war widows. Then you marry the widows to the brothers of the deceased and start from the beginning again..

WoW! we have just solved all mankinds problems ,
and it is so easy!!