The Devil and the deep blue sea

[Expertise]

I'm sitting here, almost out of my tiny little mind with hornyness (is that a word?) and a groin muscle that makes me wince and whimper if I even blink wrong.

Heeeelllllppppppp!

Sucks that i'm not "in to" pain, i'd be livin' large right now.

 

[Expertise]

Should I have said PLEASE Heeellllllppppp

 

[Purple Haze]

Well being as you said PLEASE, what can I do for ya big fella?

 

[Angel]

Um, Purple Haze... ya gonna relieve his hornyness? Can I watch?

 

[Expertise]

Suggestions big fella'.... I need suggestions.

None that involve your participation in any way shape or form of course

But I need suggestions.

 

[Simply Me]

*Sigh* I hate to see anyone in pain. So let me help you expertise.. *Whips a large syringe out of my pocket, drawing up happy juice, eyeing the amount very carefully, yanking your pants down..aiming..(closing my eyes, I hate this part)..and injecting ..zapppp...*..There, better?
Next?.....

 

[Purple Haze]

No, I thought I'd teach him a couple of groin exercises.

It might end his hornyness momentarily.

 

[Expertise]

Haze,I was hoping you knew of some combination sexual appliance/brace kinda contraption.

Simply ME, i'm almost to the point where I would be willing to endure a cortazone shot (or novacaine or whatever) in that particular region.

 

[Purple Haze]

Here's what ya need!

http://www.condoms.net/images/products/cyberskin_vibrating_pussy.gif

http://www.condoms.net/cgi-bin/Soft...rating_pussy.html?L+csense+UoMi8098+990203005

For the immobile, let the vibrato do the work.

I recommend "Where the Boys Aren't 5" for truly rapid results.

Drink plenty of fluids.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

You want suggestions huh.......

Run it out.

 

[Expertise]

Shopping list:

1 Pocket Pussy

1 VHS Lesbian Porno tape

10 ft. of Battleship chain

1 S & M style ball gag

1 40oz. bottle of Captain Morgans Dark Rum

1 Industrial size bottle of Advil

 

[Expertise]

I masturbated successfully today.

Yea me!

I'd like to thank the academy, Bob Guccione, Larry Flyntt...

 

[Siren]

Well arent you a good boy

 

[TinaG13]

LOL! You go man! I'm happy for ya. See?------->