The fact that her getting off gets me off has served me well. -Expertise

[Naked Hunny]

Sniffle sniffle Expertise doesnt want me anymore!! Sniffle Sniffle!! Thats ok im probably too young for you anyway snifle sniffle!!

 

[Expertise]

*preparing to go from a deep and smoky YES YES YES to a Goofy (Disney version) HHHUUUYUCKKK!*

 

[Naked Hunny]

See i was right he completely ignored my post!! SNIFFLE SNIFFLE WAAAHHHH!!

 

[Expertise]

I would never ignore you NH. Your message was posted as I was posting mine.

It blows being a sucker for tears.

 

[Naked Hunny]

*goes to Expertise for a hug* Im sorry sniffle sniffle i dont mean to cry!

 

[Expertise]

*considers the fact that she may have ulterior motives ...takes her in his arms and strokes her hair anyway*

Its ok...and i'm sorry.

 

[Naked Hunny]

HEHE to i get a kiss to make it all better too??

 

[Expertise]

Only if I can suck your bottom lip slightly when I pull away

*!!! What the hell is the matter with me today!!!*

 

[Naked Hunny]

You already got me in your arms sweetie you can do anything with me you like!!

*I dont knwo whats wrong with you today but if you keep this up im in big trouble*

 

[Expertise]

You in trouble!?

I'm the one suffering from testosterone poisoning not to mention ballons bleu!

Though the idea of getting in trouble WITH you is not without appeal. LOL

 

[Naked Hunny]

HEHE Expertise dear id get in trouble with you any day of the week!! All you have to do is ask!!

 

[Expertise]

*kicking dust and shuffeling shyly*

K.....

 

[Naked Hunny]

Well are you going to ask or play shy if you play shy im liable to jump you!!

 

[Expertise]

Would blushing encourage your attack ... or staring directly in to your eyes (that works on most large predators)LOL

 

[Naked Hunny]

Thats it Expertise dear you are mine!! *runs up to Expertise, Throws her arms around his neck, and plants a deep kiss on his lips*

 

[Expertise]

Just for the record how old are you? The too young comment semi-spooked me.

I'm either gonna' be real happy or real worried about incarceration. LOL

Awww the hell with it....

*cradles NH's face in his hands and returns the kiss*

 

[Guest]

 

[Naked Hunny]

IM 20 legal but still young enough to rock your world!!

*leans into Expertise's kiss*

 

[Expertise]

*Chases after Lioness*

I thought you had wandered off...please don't go again.

 

[Naked Hunny]

Oh great the fuckin cat lady comes back and Naked Hunny gets dumped thats twice today Expertise you expecting to ever taste this hunny you arent doing a good job!!

 

[Guest]

 

[Naked Hunny]

I am not a tramp you hoochie maybe if you would keep your man satisfied he wouldnt have to find his pleasure elsewhere!!

 

[Expertise]

I just know this is going to end badly....

 

[Guest]

 

[Naked Hunny]

If you wouldnt have interrupted i would have gotten further than a kiss!!