The fact that her getting off gets me off has served me well. -Expertise

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[Naked Hunny]

Lioness go read the other thread sweetie before you get all in a big disarray dont wanna mess that beautiful face!!

 

[Bobtoad777]

cum on I want in on the action

 

[Naked Hunny]

BobToad will you please shut the hell up!! Thanks!!

 

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[Cheri]

Sex sex everywhere but not a touch for me

Exp man, I have it. You new handle should be: Expertise Stud Service...or if ya want to go really wacked Expertise Taxidermy, we catch'em and stuff'em

 

[Rosebud]

http://www.funnygreetings.com/cheersc/teeter_md_clr.gif
while they are fighting back and forth over you...
http://members.aol.com/MistressofMean/FLASHERGIRL.gif why don't you cum with me...I know I am not too young.

 

[Whispersecret]

My husband said THE nicest thing to me a few months ago. I will always remember it. I was expressing my nagging worry that it took me too long to cum when he was going down on me. He looked me straight in the eye, smiled the most dreamy smile and said, "I don't ever want you to worry about how long it takes."

So, maybe he really gets off from getting me off. I make a lot of noise and wriggle around a lot when he's licking me. And I know I really feel smug after he's cum in my mouth. Usually I feel like I have this little smirk on my face.


On another matter, I think that flirting is fine. I've been trying to do a bit more of it myself, but when two-plus pages out of a three page thread are filled with back and forth flirting, it seems a little discourteous to the person who posed the question, in this case, KillerMuffin.

Now, I'm not saying you can't flirt! But here is a very friendly suggestion. Try starting a party thread. Or try AIM or a chatroom. You can still have flirting fun, really! Try it!

 

[April]

All right you two!! FUCKING KNOCK IT OFF!!!
Both of you have all the men on this board to play with, so go play with THEM!!

I'm not mad at you two, but I am disappointed. Do you know how long it took me to find someone to play with here?
Shoo! G'wan, git!

 

[Siren]

Thank you Whispersecret....

 

[KillerMuffin]

Smoochies to Siren and Whispersecret. Sometimes we can get carried away with this flirting business. Gawd knows I have been incredibly guilty of just such an offense. I have tried very much to tone it down, and rather successfully I hope.

I am an extremely fast typist (not bragging, just too much free time at a keyboard), so I can stick out more blather in words per minute than the average bear. I will watch it, and stop being such a pest. It irritates me when I catch myself doing it.

Whispersecret, thats the sweetest compliment I've seen in quite a while. My StudMuffin just likes likening my butt to a roll of toilet paper. *sigh*

 

[Whispersecret]

Hey, don't get the wrong idea. That compliment was THE compliment to end all compliments for Whisperhubby. He actually is far below the national average for wifely compliments. My boys, aged 5 and 6, give me more compliments than my husband. <Sighs>

Guys...take the hint. Women like to be complimented. You'll get way more nookie if you do.