The Female Gaze

[hotwords229_A]

I mean, I’ll try anything at least once

See now, @deefalttwunnyfor would have said he’d try anything twice.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I thought this thread was going to be like LOOK AT MY GAZE!!!

It’s supposed to be Look at what you’re gazing at. Don’t let these other guys confuse you.

 

[Apisto42]

See now, @deefalttwunnyfor would have said he’d try anything twice.

The rule of thumb for getting kids to like something is expose them to it 200 times. I’m a bit out of kid age, so twice at least is probably a good idea.

 

[seela]

I’ve seen this thread title so many times and my brain always autocompletes it as Female Gazelle.

I finally opened the thread and not a gazelle in sight. I hope my brain finally believes it’s gaze, not gazelle.

Carry on.

 

[Apisto42]

I’ve seen this thread title so many times and my brain always autocompletes it as Female Gazelle.

I finally opened the thread and not a gazelle in sight. I hope my brain finally believes it’s gaze, not gazelle.

Carry on.

Why not both?

 

[seela]

Why not both?
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That’s one gaze-y gazelle for sure.

 

[Endless_Night]

I’ve seen this thread title so many times and my brain always autocompletes it as Female Gazelle.

This . . . made me spit out coffee.

(Also, Seela! )

 

[hotwords229_A]

That’s one gaze-y gazelle for sure.

I guess this can count if you assume the pic was taken by a naked male photographer who you find sexy.

 

[seela]

This . . . made me spit out coffee.

(Also, Seela! )

Hello! Long time no see!

I guess this can count if you assume the pic was taken by a naked male photographer who you find sexy.

I mean… sure? Why wouldn’t a sexy male photographer take pictures of gazelles while naked.

 

[Endless_Night]

Hello! Long time no see!

I mean… sure? Why wouldn’t a sexy male photographer take pictures of gazelles while naked.

I mean . . . this only makes perfect sense.

 

[Endless_Night]

Aiden Turner.

I rarely see him. For some reason his acting projects rarely come across my radar. But, on my goodness he is *bites lip*

He is not my usual type. But, damn, he smolders.

 

[hotwords229_A]

It’s always fun when someone who is not your type flips that switch.

 

[Endless_Night]

It’s always fun when someone who is not your type flips that switch.

So . . . you're saying he does it for you as well?

 

[hotwords229_A]

So . . . you're saying he does it for you as well?

Nope. Not at all.
But there have been females who I found attractive that I can’t quite put my finger on as to why.

 

[Endless_Night]

Nope. Not at all.
But there have been females who I found attractive that I can’t quite put my finger on as to why.

Oh, I know why.

 

[Apisto42]

Aiden Turner.

I rarely see him. For some reason his acting projects rarely come across my radar. But, on my goodness he is *bites lip*

He is not my usual type. But, damn, he smolders.


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I just can’t because his character in the Poldark series is such a broody whiny little bitch.

I’m sure he’s great in person though.

 

[Apisto42]

Oh, I know why.

Because they have tits and ass?

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I guess this can count if you assume the pic was taken by a naked male photographer who you find sexy.

They do not have to be naked to be sexy

 

[hotwords229_A]

They do not have to be naked to be sexy

But it helps.

 

[Endless_Night]

Because they have tits and ass?

Well, I was actually referring to my knowing why I found Aiden Turner attractive.

But. Sure.

 

[Endless_Night]

I just can’t because his character in the Poldark series is such a broody whiny little bitch.

Is he? I've never seen the show in question. In fact, I've only seen him in two things. A few episodes of a British television show (whose name escapes me) and the latest adaption of And Then There Were None.

He definitely wasn't a bwlb in that last one.

Which also happens to be the darkest version of ATTWN I've ever seen.

I’m sure he’s great in person though.

I mean . . . look at him. He looks like he'd be an animal in the sack. *fans self*

 

[Endless_Night]

I'm feeling a little aggrieved.

Here I am, going out of my way to find someone to objectify, and all I'm getting are Wow faces from Muscles, and he's a whiny, little b*tch from Apisto.

Where is the appreciation?
Where are the pats on the back?

That is all.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I mean . . . look at him. He looks like he'd be an animal in the sack. *fans self*

My WOW! face was one of total appreciation.
I don’t remember hearing you speak so graphically before.

“An animal in the sack” was not a phrase I expected from you and I’m delighted to hear it.

Please continue to objectify, I love it!

 

[Endless_Night]

My WOW! face was one of total appreciation.
I don’t remember hearing you speak so graphically before.

“An animal in the sack” was not a phrase I expected from you and I’m delighted to hear it.

Please continue to objectify, I love it!

Okay. You're forgiven.

 

[Apisto42]

I'm feeling a little aggrieved.

Here I am, going out of my way to find someone to objectify, and all I'm getting are Wow faces from Muscles, and he's a whiny, little b*tch from Apisto.

Where is the appreciation?

Whoo-hoo! You go girl! You fabulous bitch you!

Where are the pats on the back?

Do you want your backside pink or bright red?

That is all.