The Female Gaze

[Endless_Night]

Whoo-hoo! You go girl! You fabulous bitch you!

Do you want your backside pink or bright red?

Consider yourself on probation.

 

[Apisto42]

Consider yourself on probation.

Is this as good as double secret probation?

 

[Endless_Night]

Is this as good as double secret probation?

I had to google. I have never seen Animal House.

Possibly something I should rectify.

 

[Apisto42]

I had to google. I have never seen Animal House.

Possibly something I should rectify.

The first 2/3 are fairly funny from a juvenile fart joke standpoint. The writers kind of lost the plot on the ending.

The guitar scene is one of my favorite movie scenes of all time though. And the coat hanging moment.

 

[HollyGoQuickly]

I had to google. I have never seen Animal House.

Possibly something I should rectify.

I'm not sure if it's aged well.

 

[Apisto42]

I'm not sure if it's aged well.

Like most 80’s movies it’s full of misogyny, racism and just general ickiness.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Like most 80’s movies it’s full of misogyny, racism and just general ickiness.

Maybe I should rewatch!

 

[Apisto42]

Maybe I should rewatch!

I don’t think there’s anything for the female gaze in it…

 

[hotwords229_A]

I don’t think there’s anything for the female gaze in it…

Doesn’t Donald Sutherland show his ass in that movie?

You’re right, there isn’t!

 

[Apisto42]

Doesn’t Donald Sutherland show his ass in that movie?

You’re right, there isn’t!

Is Sutherland’s ass female gaze worthy? We’ll have to ask the panel.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Is Sutherland’s ass female gaze worthy? We’ll have to ask the panel.

Ladies?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

See now, @deefalttwunnyfor would have said he’d try anything twice.

You remembered!

 

[hotwords229_A]

You remembered!

It’s a good line.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

It’s a good line.

It's a lifestyle! Or like a motto at least

 

[Apisto42]

It's a lifestyle! Or like a motto at least

A very short mission statement.

Which all mission statements should be.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Damn! I need to get a lifestyle, motto and a mission statement.
That’s where I’ve been failing.

 

[hotwords229_A]

It’s amusing to me, too, as I remember Default and I got balls deep in Eye BDSM (don’t google it) one night — for humorous posting purposes — and I was good. He was dry heaving, but I stood strong, in the name of comedy.

Although, according to this post from @Trekka, @deefalttwunnyfor isn’t into trying everything twice.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Although, according to this post from @Trekka, @deefalttwunnyfor isn’t into trying everything twice.

I mean... I'll try it again but I feel like my reaction isn't going to change

 

[hotwords229_A]

I mean... I'll try it again but I feel like my reaction isn't going to change

I think the only BDSM with eyes should be cuckolding and even that should be the fun kind.

 

[Endless_Night]

A very short mission statement. Which all mission statements should be.

Amen. What is it with page long mission statement?

I think the only BDSM with eyes should be cuckolding and even that should be the fun kind.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Seriously? I get two WOW reactions for a totally reasonable statement about visual cuckolding?!!!

Am I the only one who breaks into a sexy couple’s home, ties them both down and makes the guy watch as I show him how to please his wife?

Wait, am I?

 

[Apisto42]

No, not all dude. In bizarro fantasy land this is common.

But super hot gif (assuming consent).

 

[Endless_Night]

Seriously? I get two WOW reactions for a totally reasonable statement about visual cuckolding?!!!

I think it's more the "BDSM with eyes" and what that might entail other than visual cuckolding that got the Wow Eyes.

I started trying to remember the original conversation, and then thought, maybe not.

Am I the only one who breaks into a sexy couple’s home, ties them both down and makes the guy watch as I show him how to please his wife?

Whoa. So dominant.

Wait, am I?

Nope. I totally do it too. *nods*

Not really.

No, not all dude. In bizarro fantasy land this is common. But super hot gif (assuming consent).

This almost sounds like a confession

 

[hotwords229_A]

Saw this pic on tumblr and the story immediately presented itself in my mind. (Nude without nudity, Enny)

——

The three of them worked together, she found both guys attractive, flirtatious, funny, sexy and fun. When the guys were sent on a business trip to the beach and she wasn’t, they taunted her a little. They told her how much they wished she was going too becuase they’d love to see her in a tight little bikini. She told them that if they sent her a sexy pic from the beach they might just get a pic back of her in that tight little bikini.

The pic they sent her (above) took her breath away. The guys over delivered!

——

Okay ladies, now you tell me, is this idea hot or not? Does it give you some thunder in your thong, or dry you up like a tumbleweed?

 

[Endless_Night]

I would be shocked.

(These are people I know, right? )

A little impressed at their derring-do.

A lot impress by those biceps.


I can be a shallow kind of kitten.