The first person to kill this thread wins....

[Guest]

Try this one, I think I've ironed out all the bugs.

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that was too much fun...
can we play again uncle neon? i wanna bounce on your knee this time!

 

[Guest]

im not falling for this again, dran... im still reeling over winning the last thread... ah the spoils of victory!

Well, had you heeded my warnings about tongue woody's.....

 

[Guest]

As facts are few and far between, hypothesis defies all logic, as to what, precisely, led to it's demise. For what appears sheer grandiosity, no legacy remains, except the crumbling ruins on which these words were found engraved:

Long live Literotica!
God save Literotica!

Now these contemporary Literoticans as far as, anthropologists have traced, had most thoroughly convinced them selves they were a superior race. Quite rediculous notion, granted. However, if we assume her sister rivals rose to quell such monsterous claims, I most humbly submit it cannot be more accurately explained.

Now, those Litizens who questioned, those suspect harborous of doubt, were brought before a panel of the Ministry of Coital Health. They were questioned and exphalagrammed until render quite inane. And, when in accordance with the laws they repossessed their user names.

 

[hmmnmm]

It's too early in the morning to be using words like conundrum and perpetuation.

better to be perpetuating than to stand around and talk about perpetuating.

 

[Samandiriel]

Let's see how long this one lasts.

I'll take your bet, you're gonna regret cause I'm the best that's ever been.

 

[Guest]

I'll take your bet, you're gonna regret cause I'm the best that's ever been.

ohmigod.. please, never again!

 

[Samandiriel]

ohmigod.. please, never again!

I'm climbing up on the bar and dancing now. I have no choice.

 

[Guest]

I'm climbing up on the bar and dancing now. I have no choice.

cowboy boots and miniskirt?

 

[Samandiriel]

cowboy boots and miniskirt?

cowboy hat and a lasso.

 

[Guest]

cowboy hat and a lasso.

ill light the bar on fire while you dance
then we can go get a tattoo

 

[Samandiriel]

ill light the bar on fire while you dance
then we can go get a tattoo

I only hope it catches my skirt and I can sue, then the tattoos are on me!....wait....the tattoos are ON me....how clever.....I should write a story about it.

 

[Guest]

As facts are few and far between, hypothesis defies all logic, as to what, precisely, led to it's demise. For what appears sheer grandiosity, no legacy remains, except the crumbling ruins on which these words were found engraved:

Long live Literotica!
God save Literotica!

Now these contemporary Literoticans as far as, anthropologists have traced, had most thoroughly convinced them selves they were a superior race. Quite rediculous notion, granted. However, if we assume her sister rivals rose to quell such monsterous claims, I most humbly submit it cannot be more accurately explained.

Now, those Litizens who questioned, those suspect harborous of doubt, were brought before a panel of the Ministry of Coital Health. They were questioned and exphalagrammed until render quite inane. And, when in accordance with the laws they repossessed their user names.

Thanks, I needed that kip.

 

[mlady_france]

I'm climbing up on the bar and dancing now. I have no choice.

I thought that was my job.

 

[Samandiriel]

I thought that was my job.

vella made me do it.

 

[ElizabethWest]

I'm climbing up on the bar and dancing now. I have no choice.

That's better than being under the table.

 

[mlady_france]

That's better than being under the table.

I spend a lot of time there too these days.

 

[mlady_france]

vella made me do it.

Guess she needs a spankin.

 

[ElizabethWest]

I spend a lot of time there too these days.

 

[Guest]

You're a fake and a phoney and I wish I'd never laid eyes on you!

 

[Samandiriel]

You're a fake and a phoney and I wish I'd never laid eyes on you!

I told you I dyed my hair when we first met.

 

[Guest]

I told you I dyed my hair when we first met.

Yeah, but I wasn't expecting what I found under your skirt.

 

[Samandiriel]

Yeah, but I wasn't expecting what I found under your skirt.

I didn't know you were a store detective.

 

[Guest]

I didn't know you were a store detective.

Didn't the hat and grumpy look on my face give it away?

 

[Samandiriel]

Didn't the hat and grumpy look on my face give it away?

I thought you were just constipated.

 

[TheEarl]

Please...let...me...die

The Earl