The Fleshlight

[impressive]

SEEMs that (again GENERALizing) guys want it more frequently.

Not in MY house!


So, have you ever snuck & masturbated while your spouse/SO slept next to you?

 

[Guest]

 

[impressive]

yes...retty often, But she sleeps light..and is ANNOYED if awakened..especially by something selfish like that!

so more often i get to when she showers...or wakes up early and goes downstairs.

Oh, I love being wakened that way (or being the one doing the waking).

 

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[TheEarl]

The blowjob scene does nothing for me, either. I would much rather see penetration. I'm surprised that a man would share this viewpoint, however. I always assumed blow-job scenes were in high demand, thus the reason they are so plentiful. I guess I thought the man watching the video would get off by imagining it's his penis that is getting all that feminine, oral attention.

Does absolutely nothing for me here. I don't imagine myself as the protagonist. If I wanted to do that, I'd read a story; gets you far more involved. If I do watch a film (a rare occasion in itself), then I watch it to see nekkid ladies and to see nekkid ladies cumming. It's very a very shallow thing and I can't say I feel any great empathy with any of the men.

The Earl

 

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[McKenna]

Does absolutely nothing for me here. I don't imagine myself as the protagonist. If I wanted to do that, I'd read a story; gets you far more involved. <snip>

Excellent point, I completely agree. I'm glad you pointed that out!

When I watch porn it isn't to imagine myself as the woman fucking or getting fucked, it's to be a complete voyeur. I can more easily imagine myself in the role of protagonist within literature.

 

[impressive]

Excellent point, I completely agree. I'm glad you pointed that out!

When I watch porn it isn't to imagine myself as the woman fucking or getting fucked, it's to be a complete voyeur. I can more easily imagine myself in the role of protagonist within literature.

Yes. I agree, too!

 

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[TheEarl]

watch or read...BE the cock or WATCH the cock

That sounds very Zen.

The Earl

 

[McKenna]

That sounds very Zen.

The Earl

Ohm.... Ohm.....

 

[Gail Faulkner]

Excellent point, I completely agree. I'm glad you pointed that out!

When I watch porn it isn't to imagine myself as the woman fucking or getting fucked, it's to be a complete voyeur. I can more easily imagine myself in the role of protagonist within literature.

Yes!! Its the reason I started writing. Watching is fun voyeur, but if I want to get hot, I turn to a book.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

So why does male masturbation still carry a stigma? . . . It always struck me as so wonderfully convenient. . .

Possibly because masturbation has a long history as perversity in men, but only briefly as a perversion in women

MASTURBATION: Medical beliefs in past centuries

4th century CE: A passage in the Talmud notes: "every hand that 'checks' [the genitals] frequently — if by a woman, it is praiseworthy, but if by a man it should be cut off."

13th century CE: Christian philosopher Albertus Magnus recommended that pubescent girls rub their clitorises in order to reduce temptation to engage in intercourse, and thus preserve their chastity.

17th century CE: An early English dictionary defines "mastuprate" as "dishonestly to touch one’s privates."

In the 19th Century: According to Thomas Laqueur, a Berkeley history professor and author of Solitary Sex: A Cultural History Of Masturbation, there was a huge market for devices and medication to control masturbation by the mid-19th century. These included "erection alarms, penis cases, sleeping mitts, bed cradles to keep the sheets off the genitals and hobbles to keep girls from spreading their legs." A book published at the time sold more than a half million copies and described masturbation as "man's sin of sins, vice of vices [which had caused] incomparably more sexual dilapidation, paralysis and disease as well as demoralization than all the other sexual vices combined."

 

[McKenna]

In the 19th Century: <snip> A book published at the time sold more than a half million copies and described masturbation as "man's sin of sins, vice of vices [which had caused] incomparably more sexual dilapidation, paralysis and disease as well as demoralization than all the other sexual vices combined."

I wonder if anyone got off on this material? Especially since it sold so many copies!

I used to get off to these medical books my parents had when I was a kid. Closest thing I got to nudie pics till I was a teenager.

One man's doctrine is another man's porn...

 

[JamesSD]

It's hot. Men jacking off is always hot . . . with hands or toys . . . whew!

See, this is what I like to hear from women. I salute those of you who aren't afraid to objectify men and lust after the cock!

 

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[McKenna]

That would be nice.

What? Penis objectification?

 

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[herecomestherain]

...and Fleshlight come in such pretty colours...

 

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[Virtual_Burlesque]

Phallacies

 

[McKenna]

From Burley's link:

Anthropologists and historians find the phallus at the center of many ancient traditions and cultures. Greeks and Romans once adorned their pottery and other household items with images of the penis, regarding it as a potent symbol of fertility and longevity. In India today, we visit an old Hindu temple whose walls are sculpted in explicit scenes of erotic arts, with the penis prevalent. Pulling back we see that the entire temple is composed of upward thrusting phalluses in a glorified expression of sexuality through art and architecture.

I would worship at such a temple. BOY would I worship!

Finally! A religion I can agree with!

 

[Edward Teach]

I really don't get why it's not "ok" for men to use toys. It's like an ego thing; if you admit you use a toy you're somehow admitting you're no good with the ladies. WTF?! Why isn't the same stigma placed on women?

"Ohhh, you'd better not use that rubber stiffy, cause if you do, you'll never get the real deal again!"

Amusing scene I witnessed half drunk one night in a bar:

Talking about masturbation, etc., one guy said that he had fucked a blow up doll and that is wasn’t all bad, maybe better than jerking off to a Playboy centerfold.

As a sarcastic joke that went over the inebriated heads of most in the joint, another guy said that he had fucked a male blow up doll and that, as plastic went, it wasn’t too bad either.

Some of the patrons called him names, pretending to tease, but there was a definite edge to some of their comments.

I guess the shape of the plastic you stick your dick into makes a difference too.

why doesn't everyone just do like me and suck their own dick?


Eddie The Bewildered

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[McKenna]

why doesn't everyone just do like me and suck their own dick?


Eddie The Bewildered

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