The Gay / Bi Men's Nasty PM Chat Thread...

[novice68writer123]

plus i enjoy keeping myself freshly shaven and i have no stomach or chest hair. no reason for any toys to bind
against any cock hair.
i'm just a horny naughty guy

 

[Sclovers]

Just broke mine out. Won’t last long

 

[novice68writer123]

i never want to be rushed.
if i had more time now i would get naked and type.
but i Really should go work on dishes, i know how boring. Grin

 

[Justme5757]

i really am a sexual being and equally sexually deprived.
so if i want to have sex with myself, so be it.
i just think it's so playfully fun and oh so Naughty.
we had a box of toys years ago but she hid them in the closet saying she was 'cleaning up'
finally i told her i was just gonna throw them away, she said fine.
a couple years later I said forget it and went and bought myself some toys and hid them in my office closet.
she never comes in here and hasn't gone into that closet in like ever.
i think i got a good spread of toys, plus years ago i bought some metal rings at the hardware store.
what i like though is i bought some nipple clamps, the type that are soft and you can twist them down.
well when i got them home and opened everything up i noticed it also had a longer chain for a clit clamp.
i was like F that is so freaking hot. i have a smooth chest with nice perky nips. plus i'm a skinny guy.
clipped the two against my nipples (in the past I have even used potato chip bag clips).
and clipped the third against the head of my cock. checked myself out in the bathroom mirror and was like
dam that's so freaking Hot, if I do say so myself. i could lean back and the upper clips would pull on the lower
clip. so freaking hot

I love having sex with myself

 

[novice68writer123]

ummmmm, that's so hot
sadly i never make the time to do so, but i need to

 

[Biguy77578]

i need to make more time to play with my toys.
always afraid wife or son coming home from work, so i need to ensure coast is clear so to speak.
i really need to practice with my suction cup vibrating dildo. i would love to experience a male P spot orgasam.

I remember those days of timing play time around family.
Now I have a workshop where I work on my old carsbut in the summer it can get up to 110 degrees so I work naked. The kids are not around anymore and the wife seldom comes out there though she did catch me naked. A couple years ago.
I wanted a fucking machine for a long time but the are way too expensive so I built one using a 12" by 2" dildo. It was awsome.

 

[novice68writer123]

wow, that's amazing.
i wish i could help you in your shop on your cars and other fun things.
you could drop a wrench and ask me to get on my knees to pick it up

 

[Jarrbo]

I also have a lot of workshop experience. And a few tools... Some of them vibrate. You just have to be careful with them, because if you're working naked, you might accidentally sit on one and have a bad experience.

 

[Biguy77578]

wow, that's amazing.
i wish i could help you in your shop on your cars and other fun things.
you could drop a wrench and ask me to get on my knees to pick it up

Oh hell yeah. That would be fun but its so hot at time I'm soaking wet with sweat.

 

[Biguy77578]

I also have a lot of workshop experience. And a few tools... Some of them vibrate. You just have to be careful with them, because if you're working naked, you might accidentally sit on one and have a bad experience.

The vibrating ones are the best I always take advantage of them.

 

[novice68writer123]

Fun fun. i have a regular push mower and will sometimes lean into the bar and check my phone, grin

 

[stargame]

I also have a nice little workshop. I made myself a very nice toy out of a plexiglass rod.
I put a nice curve to it and a very delicious mushroom head.
Clear and always hard☆☆☆☆☆

 

[novice68writer123]

wow, that's so hot.
it's always fun to "find things" to take care of business so to speak, opposed to official store bought toys

 

[Biguy77578]

Fun fun. i have a regular push mower and will sometimes lean into the bar and check my phone, grin

Man when I was a kid I had my hard did against the bar a lot. The orgasms would last so long. I forgot about the lawn mower, thanks for reminding me.

 

[Jarrbo]

wow, that's so hot.
it's always fun to "find things" to take care of business so to speak, opposed to official store bought toys

And the word "handmade" takes on a new meaning.

 

[madlapper]

I just use my wifes dildos when she is not home

 

[Sissyforu2]

I love having sex with myself

Me too, but would luv to play with you.

 

[stargame]

I just hand washed my lingerie, so yes, now i'm very aroused.

 

[Unexpectedfun]

I enjoy stroking other guys as well... I try to see if they enjoy the same way I stroke myself off

Fuck that got me harder

 

[Suxnbenzover]

Love stretching myself while I talk about myself, like giving myself hard little fucks. The width of my toy is so good, and I like the sensation of being stuffed. The little sting of pain. Feels so nasty...

That initial sting...then the pleasure!

 

[ChasBozwell30]

That initial sting...then the pleasure!

The pain and the pleasure become equally exciting, as one becomes a doorway to the other. I love lying in the dark and pushing the toy into me, feeling my body adapt and stretch, getting ready for its fucking...

 

[BiCuriousWriter]

I've used dildos but moving them in and out myself is not that nice. Sitting on one and moving up and down was better but very tiring. I'd love to get s fucking machine. Or being fucked.

 

[Biguy77578]

I built myself a fucking machine some years back. It worked good. I had it in my auto shop where I could play in private.

I recently saw one in a abs store for $250. That doesn't sound like prohibitive price.

 

[ChasBozwell30]

I've used dildos but moving them in and out myself is not that nice. Sitting on one and moving up and down was better but very tiring. I'd love to get s fucking machine. Or being fucked.

I have a prostate massager, nice, but its always tricky to use on myself. I'm getting a simple butt plug with a flared base, should be more comfortable.

 

[BiCuriousWriter]

I built myself a fucking machine some years back. It worked good. I had it in my auto shop where I could play in private.

I recently saw one in a abs store for $250. That doesn't sound like prohibitive price.

You should share the schematics or write a tutorial