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Gianbattista said:
Maybe they are, but they are funny, bright and and charming I think. I like goats a lot. The eyes that make me feel a little sad are the eyes of geese. I sometimes thing they are very human. If I wrote a fairy tale I would make the geese the princes under a curse...with their sad blue eyes always looking slightly as if they are desperate for something.

Elle
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Now I want to go look geese in the eye and then I will probably be attacked.

"Madam, could you please explain what you were doing on private property?"

"Well Officer, I just wanted to see if the geese had sad eyes"

*cuffs on*
 
Goats? ...shiiiit. Goats are motherfuckers. I've met a few over the years and the best ones are the ones that barely notice you. If they do notice you though....they aren't like dogs or even cats or varmints where you can lead them in with food and kissy noises, sorta take the edge off their wildness and seemingly become friends. Goats don't give any fucks about that. They take notice of you for unknown reasons....and then they try to be sly, that goddamn skillet head betraying those dead marbles they call eyes, acting like they're looking the other way. That's when they strike. And lemme tell ya...THEY WILL BUST YOUR GODDAMN ASS! And that head is denser than stone. Jesus...they have no rhyme or reason, they aren't provoked or scared. They are just unkind motherfuckers, and no kick or punch you can throw is gonna do a goddamn thing. They have no weakness that I can see, except maybe a BBQ pit. Viva Mexico I say.
 
Crazy talk!

Goats are awesome! They have personalities much like dogs and individual quirks that make them hysterical pets to own. They also bond very very well with other animals and can be used as a companion animal for orphaned young stock. Goats are also very affectionate, clever and intelligent; be it in a herd or as a single animal, they are very much creatures of routine.

In short, goats rock!! People who believe otherwise simply haven't been around one that was raised as it should have been.
 
Riles said:
Crazy talk!

Goats are awesome! They have personalities much like dogs and individual quirks that make them hysterical pets to own. They also bond very very well with other animals and can be used as a companion animal for orphaned young stock. Goats are also very affectionate, clever and intelligent; be it in a herd or as a single animal, they are very much creatures of routine.

In short, goats rock!! People who believe otherwise simply haven't been around one that was raised as it should have been.
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And, they roast up nicely.
 
InternationalFunboy said:
Goats? ...shiiiit. Goats are motherfuckers. I've met a few over the years and the best ones are the ones that barely notice you. If they do notice you though....they aren't like dogs or even cats or varmints where you can lead them in with food and kissy noises, sorta take the edge off their wildness and seemingly become friends. Goats don't give any fucks about that. They take notice of you for unknown reasons....and then they try to be sly, that goddamn skillet head betraying those dead marbles they call eyes, acting like they're looking the other way. That's when they strike. And lemme tell ya...THEY WILL BUST YOUR GODDAMN ASS! And that head is denser than stone. Jesus...they have no rhyme or reason, they aren't provoked or scared. They are just unkind motherfuckers, and no kick or punch you can throw is gonna do a goddamn thing. They have no weakness that I can see, except maybe a BBQ pit. Viva Mexico I say.
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Garnate said:
I'm finding it difficult to masturbate to this thread.
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InternationalFunboy said:
Goats? ...shiiiit. Goats are motherfuckers. I've met a few over the years and the best ones are the ones that barely notice you. If they do notice you though....they aren't like dogs or even cats or varmints where you can lead them in with food and kissy noises, sorta take the edge off their wildness and seemingly become friends. Goats don't give any fucks about that. They take notice of you for unknown reasons....and then they try to be sly, that goddamn skillet head betraying those dead marbles they call eyes, acting like they're looking the other way. That's when they strike. And lemme tell ya...THEY WILL BUST YOUR GODDAMN ASS! And that head is denser than stone. Jesus...they have no rhyme or reason, they aren't provoked or scared. They are just unkind motherfuckers, and no kick or punch you can throw is gonna do a goddamn thing. They have no weakness that I can see, except maybe a BBQ pit. Viva Mexico I say.
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LOL ....

Marble eyes. 😊
And, admit it, you've lurked around the corner of my house while I've tried everything to get my dog to come inside so I don't have to go outside in my pjs. lol
 
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