The general board reflected in

[trysail]

Ahem, that last one on the OP was not a goat.

Thank goodness there's an expert in animal husbandry to set these people straight.



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[neci]

i know it was a ram. it was just too good.

 

[InternationalFunboy]

Don't let them near your rag top auto.

Dude, you ain't wrong. They have zero taste in classic autos and no respect for ones' rarities or keen possessions. It's because their response matrix is limited in scope: Eat it, fuck it, beat it to shit. These are the only responses they have.

And Sorry sweet Riley, I love your avs and your kind demeanor underpinned by smoldering passion, but the best behaved goat on the planet is the equivalent of the worst behaved dog. The kind that get's up on your clothes and dirts up your sneaks. Goats want to run into you forcefully, its how they talk. At least dogs don't try to dislocate your hip.

I believe in that secret government program where the men stared at the goats to put them to sleep. And why not? Goats are like nature's terminators...can't be bargained with, can't be reasoned with, fully armored combat chassis, etc. It makes perfect sense this program would exist. And I think they cracked it too. Why? Because then DARPA went and made this fucking nightmare...

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2012/09/boston-dynamics-alphadog-ls3-darpa-demo.jpg


What kind of a world do we live in where my best Sam L Jackson can't make garnate damp AND some of our best and brightest are weaponizing goats for combat?

Pinche Cabras.

 

[InternationalFunboy]

LOL ....

Marble eyes.
And, admit it, you've lurked around the corner of my house while I've tried everything to get my dog to come inside so I don't have to go outside in my pjs. lol

Lurking? Hell...flat out stalking. Sorry mama, I might have deployed a drone or two also. This is how I know you aren't fooling anyone with that pjs talk ;-)

Hey look! It's my 3000th post

 

[parodyluvr75]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-R2o9rHuruDE/TdanbeiCAYI/AAAAAAAAAU0/qpMerhIKAJE/s1600/ronson%2Bstares%2Bat%2Bgoat.jpg

 

[Halen]

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2012/09/boston-dynamics-alphadog-ls3-darpa-demo.jpg


Pinche Cabras.

Well we now where JJ got his idea for a similar mount in Episode 7

 

[Halen]

I'm finding it difficult to masturbate to this thread.

your not trying hard enough....

 

[Lord Pmann]

Goats On A Boat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWaKSzhvc_I

i know it was a ram. it was just too good.

One time when I was in Ireland, I kept seeing these Rams on the side of the road. So, I wanted my wife to get a video of me chasing one of the bastards. Well, I hopped out of the car and started chasing the horned beast. He eventually slowed down and I started catching up with him. But then I got freaked out and realized, what if he turns around? It was certainly a battle I would not win. So I ran my happy ass back to the car.