The Great Lit Pie Fight

eating the...

scrumptious chocolate cake......grins at barn...i aint touchin that one barn....she might find where i hid the pies...this is good cake AA thank you for thinking of my ya turd....btw my bd aint till the 6th.....somebody screwed up somewhere.....i aint turning old before then dammit...:D every younger precious second counts....then i gotta turn the friggin clock ahead and lose a friggin hour....*done eatin the cake*...ok gonna go wash up now......gosh did ya all hear about silky?????wow.....it was......
 
setting pies out for cookie and anyone else....

ok...pies are out.....watch out for AA tho he cheats....:p
 
sneaking in behind spiderlady....

waiting until she is all clean....tip-toeing up close....whipping my hand around in front of her quickly.....ssssppplllllllaaaaaattttttt !....chocolate peanut butter pie in the kisser ! skipping back out of the room....giggling....knowing how much of a bitch that is to get out of your hair !!
 
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

HEY not bad....licking my fingers as i taste the pie......
 
************sneaking into Cookie's bedroom........kissing her on the forehead to wake her up.......goodmorning sweetie........BAM!!!!!!!!!!!!! Boston Cream, right in the face! HAHAHAHA! :p :p :p :p :p ..........running like hell outta the room..........................................
 
Walking over to WP....knowing what a priss she is......hey hon.....WAP...right in the face with a pecan pie....mmm..all that sticky....runs like hell....





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wiping her face.....

Temp.....this means war !! *shaking her fist....licking the pie off her fingers and plotting her revenge*...
 
Videotaping all the pie fighting from my secret location with the locked door...AA
 
alwaysawake said:
Videotaping all the pie fighting from my secret location with the locked door...AA

*crawling in....sneaking over to AA's secret location....picking the lock quietly....swinging the door open suddenly....SSPPLAAATTTTTTTTTTTT!! ....a boysenberry pie right in the face.....videocam and all......*
Thought you were being sneaky, huh ?? *getting up and running for the hills....as the pie slides down his face*
 
Whispered_Promises said:
*crawling in....sneaking over to AA's secret location....picking the lock quietly....swinging the door open suddenly....SSPPLAAATTTTTTTTTTTT!! ....a boysenberry pie right in the face.....videocam and all......*
Thought you were being sneaky, huh ?? *getting up and running for the hills....as the pie slides down his face*
...trips WP and smooshes two marionberry pies on her...one for each butt cheek! (Not familiar with marionberries? They are an Oregon product--cross between a blackberry and a loganberry and it stains like crazy! :p) AA
 
alwaysawake said:
...trips WP and smooshes two marionberry pies on her...one for each butt cheek! (Not familiar with marionberries? They are an Oregon product--cross between a blackberry and a loganberry and it stains like crazy! :p) AA

*thinking...good thing I borrowed these pants from spiderlady*:p
 
Whispered_Promises said:
*thinking...good thing I borrowed these pants from spiderlady*:p
...good thing I pulled them down first before I ground the pies into your backside! :D
 
alwaysawake said:
...good thing I pulled them down first before I ground the pies into your backside! :D

...good thing that I was wearing a pair of your boxers...superglued to my waist :p :p ...
 
Whispered_Promises said:
...good thing that I was wearing a pair of your boxers...superglued to my waist :p :p ...
ACK! Splats a coconut creme pie in your hair for THAT dirty trick!
 
alwaysawake said:
ACK! Splats a coconut creme pie in your hair for THAT dirty trick!

....reaches under the couch and pulls out two mud pies....splats your ears like ear muffs....lmao as I run out the door!
 
Whispered_Promises said:
....reaches under the couch and pulls out two mud pies....splats your ears like ear muffs....lmao as I run out the door!
Hoses you down with an icy blast from the firehose as you run out the door. :D :p
 
alwaysawake said:
Hoses you down with an icy blast from the firehose as you run out the door. :D :p

...shivering from the icy water as I sneak around to the back door...creeping in quietly , a 5 gallon bucket of cherrie pie filling in my hands....splat !...dumping it over your head....and ducking out the window....:D :p
 
Whispered_Promises said:
...shivering from the icy water as I sneak around to the back door...creeping in quietly , a 5 gallon bucket of cherrie pie filling in my hands....splat !...dumping it over your head....and ducking out the window....:D :p
Yuck...dumping blueberries in heavy syrup over your head as you crawl out the window...and leaving the bucket on your head.
 
alwaysawake said:
Yuck...dumping blueberries in heavy syrup over your head as you crawl out the window...and leaving the bucket on your head.

Damn ! Good thing I am not blonde....twice in 24 hours with blueberries in my hair , I'd have blue hair....continues on my way to the shower....saving revenge for another time...

btw AA....bite me !! :p
 
Wondering what kind of pies are on today's menu... :p
 
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