The Great Lit Pie Fight

cookiejar said:
*muttering to herself*...WP and Silky are gonna pay for tonight in chat....:devil:
Idle threats, cookie...hits Tempt with a double coconut creme pie 'cymbal shot' to both ears, blasts cookie with a lemon merengue, and nails WP and spiderlady both with strawberry rhubarb pies. Running out of room QUICK!
 
alwaysawake said:
Idle threats, cookie...hits Tempt with a double coconut creme pie 'cymbal shot' to both ears, blasts cookie with a lemon merengue, and nails WP and spiderlady both with strawberry rhubarb pies. Running out of room QUICK!

aa.....get your ass back in here and clean it up !!:p :p :p
 
Whispered_Promises said:
aa.....get your ass back in here and clean it up !!:p :p :p
Blasts WP with fire hose and runs away before she can get me...do it yourself! :p Pfffffffttttttttttt!
 
alwaysawake said:
Blasts WP with fire hose and runs away before she can get me...do it yourself! :p Pfffffffttttttttttt!

finds where aa is hiding, like a scared little girl.....nails him with one of Tempy's Ga. peach pies.....then dumps a bucket of crushed tomatoes over his head.....runs like hell and heads for the showers.....

Bite me aa !:p
 
Whispered_Promises said:
finds where aa is hiding, like a scared little girl.....nails him with one of Tempy's Ga. peach pies.....then dumps a bucket of crushed tomatoes over his head.....runs like hell and heads for the showers.....

Bite me aa !:p
...smacks WP with a pie and tomato encrusted room mop. GROSS! I am not bitin' that NOW~!
 
alwaysawake said:
...smacks WP with a pie and tomato encrusted room mop. GROSS! I am not bitin' that NOW~!

...grabs the mop...smack ! ...then smacks him in the face with an anchovy jalapeno pie....Bite that ! :p
 
Whispered_Promises said:
...grabs the mop...smack ! ...then smacks him in the face with an anchovy jalapeno pie....Bite that ! :p
Retaliates by smashing an Alpo pie on her head and grinding it in good. Now the dogs may bite that! Hee hee :D
 
alwaysawake said:
Retaliates by smashing an Alpo pie on her head and grinding it in good. Now the dogs may bite that! Hee hee :D

Dumping a 5 gallons bucket of fish guts over aa's head....knowing that is the only way he is going to get any pussy.....he he he he!(cats that is....smiling innocently)
 
Whispered_Promises said:
Dumping a 5 gallons bucket of fish guts over aa's head....knowing that is the only way he is going to get any pussy.....he he he he!(cats that is....smiling innocently)
Takes some of the fish guts and some 9 inch pieces of eel...places them in a pie shell and sits her butt firmly down in it---pushing down hard on the shoulders. Now that's the only way you are getting 9 inches...:p :D
 
alwaysawake said:
Takes some of the fish guts and some 9 inch pieces of eel...places them in a pie shell and sits her butt firmly down in it---pushing down hard on the shoulders. Now that's the only way you are getting 9 inches...:p :D

*pulls out the raw liver pie.....splatttttt!....in the kisser! Watching the bloddy, slimy mess cling to his face....* Yucckkk !

aa....at least I got 9" once in my life....we all know you don't have even half that much !:p :p :p
 
tsk, tsk, tsk.......AA....hon how are those stones of yours? I am so concerned about you....big huggssss ....oh and btw....SPLATTTT !!! ....right in the kisser with a fish shit pie !!!!!
......runs like hell !!!!!



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The Temptress said:
tsk, tsk, tsk.......AA....hon how are those stones of yours? I am so concerned about you....big huggssss ....oh and btw....SPLATTTT !!! ....right in the kisser with a fish shit pie !!!!!
......runs like hell !!!!!



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Grabs both Tempt and WP as they are running away...splatting both on top of the head with salmon guts with sour cream and grinding it in. :p My stones are FINE now ty :D
 
alwaysawake said:
Grabs both Tempt and WP as they are running away...splatting both on top of the head with salmon guts with sour cream and grinding it in. :p My stones are FINE now ty :D

Ewwwwwwww....I hate fish !!! * turnig around and smacking aa in the face with a chicken gut and cottage cheese pie....smushing it in*.....skipping out the room...
 
Whispered_Promises said:
Ewwwwwwww....I hate fish !!! * turnig around and smacking aa in the face with a chicken gut and cottage cheese pie....smushing it in*.....skipping out the room...
..trips WP as she runs from the room...she lands face first in a strategically placed chocolate peanut butter pie...:p
 
....rolls over and smacks aa with a strawberry shortcake.....jumps up and smushes his face in a tapioca pudding pie.....heads for the showers....
 
Dammit AA i was just watching.....

You guys make some gross pies......man AA you are one helluva pie cooker......ewwwwwwwwwwwwww......Cookie I ain't cleaning this shit up...nooooooooooooooo way....i can't get my new boobs dirty!!!!!:devil: :cool:
 
Ummm for once I have to agree with spiderlady (i know I'll regret that)...but ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
 
....giggling....

...smacking spiderlady in the her new boobs with a blueberry pie....grinding it in.....he he he he he....heading back to bed...
 
Re: ....giggling....

Whispered_Promises said:
...smacking spiderlady in the her new boobs with a blueberry pie....grinding it in.....he he he he he....heading back to bed...

I like Spiderlady's new boobs. :D
 
Re: Re: ....giggling....

barn888 said:
I like Spiderlady's new boobs. :D

barn.....you just like any boobs ! :p

.....splattttt! .....coconut cream pie in the kisser !.....

btw..Good morning .....running like hell !
 
Re: Dammit AA i was just watching.....

spiderlady said:
You guys make some gross pies......man AA you are one helluva pie cooker......ewwwwwwwwwwwwww......Cookie I ain't cleaning this shit up...nooooooooooooooo way....i can't get my new boobs dirty!!!!!:devil: :cool:
..hits spiderlady with a creamed corn, spinach, and kidney bean pie on her new boobs...SSSSPPLLLLLAAAAATTTTTTT--clean THAT one up! ROFL
 
hmmmmm.....walks in....damn you people make a mess.....Cookie is going to be pissssssssed off when she sees this....good thing I do not play like you children !!! Walks over to Spiderlady real nice...hands her some wipes...here sweety....as she takes them, the hand from behind my back comes around and SPLATS!!! right over the head with ewwwwwwy sticky pecan pie !!!! skips out the room :D


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