The Harem Waiting Room

[Luna_Wolf72]

Comes back from the RW just in time to see the bunny and puppy...

Whatcha doing?

 

[monique_minx]

My nose twitches as I scowl playfully at her

Bad puppy!

Wonders where I can find a rolled up newspaper...

EDIT: LUNA!!!!!!!!!!!

Pounces my wolven playmate!!

 

[Fira]

*yelps as i catch her thoughts and runs to hide behind Luna*

save me!

*giggles*

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

Giggles as the puppy runs behind me...until I am tackled by a sexy bunny who ends up making me trip over the puppy, landing all three of us on the floor!!

You ok, puppy??

Smacks the bunny's bum

Bad bunny...you made us all fall down...

Kisses her face...

 

[Fira]

*laughs as i'm "dog-piled"*

i'm good!

*the words muffled*

 

[dragonrazor]

heh...wish I had a bunny in my lap.

 

[monique_minx]

Yelps, giggling as I'm spanked and I poke my tongue out at Luna as I roll off her

She started it!

 

[Fira]

did not!

*sticks my tongue out at Minxy*

 

[monique_minx]

Did so!

Pounces on her and starts tickling, giggling

You totally did!

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

Smiles at the puppy/bunny ruckus and moves to a safe place, away from flailing arms and legs

 

[Fira]

no!!!

*squeals and giggles*

no more tickling!!! the puppy can't breath!!!

i only asked about a certain silver skulled riding crop!!!

*thinks maybe that would be a good gift for fae to receive...*

 

[monique_minx]

Gasps and stops tickling her

You wouldn't dare!

 

[ShadowFighter15]

Things Mr Welch can no longer do during an RPG:
9. My monk's lips must be in sync.
15. Plan B is not automatically twice as much gunpowder as Plan A.
28. The Goddess' of Marriage chosen weapon is not the whip.
39. Gnomes do not have the racial ability 'can lick their eyebrows'
40. Gnomes do not have the racial ability to hold their breath for 10 minutes.
41. Gnomes do not have the racial ability 'impromptu kickstand'
42. Having a big nose adds nothing to my seduction check.
45. My character names are not allowed to be double entendres.*
51. No longer allowed to use the time machine for booty calls.
54. Cannot pimp out other party members.
65. There is no Summon Bimbo spell.
73. Not allowed to name my cudgel Ceremonial Whoopass Stick.
87. There is no such thing as a dwarven katana.**
88. My bard does not get a bonus to perform if she is obviously not wearing anything under her tabard.
90. My swashbuckling fop cannot take the flaw Dark Secret: Not Gay
91. A wet towel does not constitute an improvised weapon.
629. Just because they are all into rock, metal and axes, dwarves are not all headbangers.


* There's a campaign journal on another site I'm reading through where three of the characters had double-entendre's for names; Holden Magroen, his adoptive brother Loven Magroen and the psion Kikkeni Yurashtai (hers is more suble than the other two).

**This was evidently written before this picture was made.

Probably a more apt time to post that, but I'll forget about it if I leave it.

 

[Fira]

Gasps and stops tickling her

You wouldn't dare!

*raises an eyebrow and starts an online search...*

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

Hushed laughter at the bunny's expression and the puppy's semi sadistic play/torture...

 

[monique_minx]

Squeals!

BAD PUPPY!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!

Breathes deeply

If you do it...I'll....I'll be really really wicked and tickle you...and stuff!

 

[Fira]

what?

*looks innocent*

i was only searching for a new collar...

*smiles sweetly*

 

[monique_minx]

GAH!!

Turns away from the evil and cruel puppy, whining

Miss Luna, she's not playing faaaaairr!!

 

[Fira]

*looks surprised*

one minute you don't want me doing it...then when you find out i'm NOT, you complain??

tsk tsk...

*hides a sadistic grin behind my hand*

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

Cocks an eyebrow at the bunny...

You know, I do have plans to teach your Mistress the finer points of flechette play...BE NICE!!

And puppy, my love...I have a den...if you are not nicer to the poor bunny, I will do things to your body that most people haven't thought of yet...

Voice drops to a growl

I have thought of them, over and over...and I will do them all TO you...

 

[monique_minx]

Gasps and folds my arms, reclining

I'll be good!

Lower lip quivers

 

[Fira]

Cocks an eyebrow at the bunny...

You know, I do have plans to teach your Mistress the finer points of flechette play...BE NICE!!

And puppy, my love...I have a den...if you are not nicer to the poor bunny, I will do things to your body that most people haven't thought of yet...

Voice drops to a growl

I have thought of them, over and over...and I will do them all TO you...

*slinks away, chastised, contrite, and determined to only torment the bunny when the wolf is not around to see it*

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

I'll be good!

Yes, you will

*slinks away, chastised, contrite, and determined to only torment the bunny when the wolf is not around to see it*

Now, are ya'll done? Good then ya'll should snuggle me before I have to leave...

 

[monique_minx]

Nawww!

Runs over and cuddles up to Luna

You promise to be around tomorrow?!
I hardly get to see you!

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

Yes, I pinkie promise swear, pretty minxy...