The Hotel Literotica

[SeaCat]

Damn it,
Will some one please tell the doorman I belong there? He keeps telling me he can't let me in. I look too normal for his establishment.

Cat

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Do you think M.Jagger and K.Richards had the Literotica Hotel in mind when they wrote "Live With Me?"

Whoa, the servants they're so helpful, dear
The cook she is a whore
Yes, the butler has a place for her
Behind the pantry door
The maid, she's French, she's got no sense
She's wild for Crazy Horse
And when she strips, the chauffeur flips
The footman's eyes get crossed

Don'cha think there's a place for us
Right across the street
Don'cha think there's a place for you,
In between the sheets?

Just wondering. But it sure seems like a good fit.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Blackie Malone]

The bell hop has really cold hands.

 

[neonlyte]

The bell hop has really cold hands.

Where?

 

[Blackie Malone]

Where?

In his pockets, he put them there to get warm.

Hey, look I'm under the neonlyte!! Do I look green?

 

[lil_elvis]

I’m disturbed by the sounds of buckles and zippers in the next room.

Her: “They’re not gonna fit.”

Him: “Sure they will, we’ve done it before.”

Her: “But not both at the same time.”

Him: “Try sitting on it.”

Her: “You just won’t give up, will you!”

Him: “Ya see, I told you they’d fit.”

Suddenly, the sound of a phone dialing.

Him: “Hello, front desk? This is Mr. Smith in room 1205. Could you send someone up to fetch our luggage? We’re ready to check out.”

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

You done did good, lil Elvis.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[lil_elvis]

You done did good, lil Elvis.

Rumple Foreskin

Thanks, your rumpliness

 

[Svenskaflicka]

feathers....
goddamn feathers!
i thought it had been a pillow fight between two fiesty regulars but no... the pillows were intact.

Remember your manners, kiddies!

Tickling your partner with a feather is kinky.¨
Using the whole hen is just perverted.