The How To Contest Support Thread

[starrkers]

Ah. Want me to babysit? Can I terrorise them?

Have you finished part 2 yet? Did you start the how to contest story yet? Are we there yet?

Yes, you can try, no, don't even have an idea, where?

 

[damppanties]

Yes, you can try, no, don't even have an idea, where?

Good, thank you, oh come on get on it, you need one soon, wherever 'there' is.

 

[starrkers]

Good, thank you, oh come on get on it, you need one soon, wherever 'there' is.

Can you be here at 6? You won't succeed, if you're here by 6 I can get cracking, how to kill a muse? I'm here, are you there?

 

[damppanties]

Can you be here at 6? You won't succeed, if you're here by 6 I can get cracking, how to kill a muse? I'm here, are you there?

Um, when is your 6? Did you mean your 6 or my 6? AM or PM?

I will too. I am scary.

Well, see above about 6.

That sounds good. *Has visions of starrkers squeezing a muse's windpipe*

Yes. I think.

 

[starrkers]

My 6., pm, in about 10 minutes

You haven't met my sons

OK

*snort*

well you should be here.

 

[damppanties]

My 6., pm, in about 10 minutes

You haven't met my sons

OK

*snort*

well you should be here.

Uh, your 6 pm in 10 minutes might be kind of impossible.

I will. And then I'll scare them.

See above.



Yes, I should. We need to invent teleportation.

 

[starrkers]

Uh, your 6 pm in 10 minutes might be kind of impossible.

I will. And then I'll scare them.

See above.



Yes, I should. We need to invent teleportation.

And she wonders why part 2 isn't finished

(Can't talk, writing)

 

[damppanties]

And she wonders why part 2 isn't finished

(Can't talk, writing)

Good girl.

 

[oggbashan]

The starting gun has been fired!

The official announcement of this contest is now a sticky at the top of the AH.

Get thinking and writing.

What do you know how to do that might enlighten the rest of us?

It could be literary, sexual or just informative.

Can I write 750 words on how to bake a hedgehog in clay? Probably not. 50 words would be enough. I'm still plotting how to ideas.

Og

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

May 1st, is just around the corner isn't it. I look forward to the How To Contest. I don't enter all of the ones Lit runs. But for some reason I like this one.

Good luck everyone.

 

[Boxlicker101]

I haven't entered any contest since the Halloween one last year. I've never wone anything except the coveted last place trophy. Even so, I had a sudden thought of what I could write about, so I think I will enter this contest this year.

 

[oggbashan]

I haven't entered any contest since the Halloween one last year. I've never wone anything except the coveted last place trophy. Even so, I had a sudden thought of what I could write about, so I think I will enter this contest this year.

Go for it!

Some of our readers need How To instruction manuals on virtually everything, preferably with explicit diagrams.

We need a counter to the idea that telling people nothing about sex will mean they won't try it.

Og

 

[drksideofthemoon]

I tried to write a "How To" last year and got about twenty-seven words. I will assume my usual position in the contests. On the sidelines cheering, and continually threadjacking this thread...coffee and doughnuts anyone?

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

Thinking about "How to make smart-ass posts and threat jack effectively"

 

[drksideofthemoon]

Thinking about "How to make smart-ass posts and threat jack effectively"

You? Smart-Ass posts? How's the weather where you are today? What's your take on the hog futures at the Chicago Mercantile?

 

[drksideofthemoon]

Yes, you can try, no, don't even have an idea, where?

You could write "How To Keep a Beaver Happy"....sorry...couldn't resist it...

 

[SlickTony]

1121 words here, so far...

 

[Boxlicker101]

Go for it!

Some of our readers need How To instruction manuals on virtually everything, preferably with explicit diagrams.

We need a counter to the idea that telling people nothing about sex will mean they won't try it.

Og

Er, Og, I hate to disillusion you, but I don't think there is anything productive in trying to get AH members to refrain from sex. I mean, I'm sure that all of us have at least a general idea, and describing new and exotic positions and techniques might induce people to try them and...

You know, I think you have a good point there.

 

[oggbashan]

This is How To bump a thread.

Bump.

Og

 

[rachlou]

Just to piss everybody off completely - my 'How to' is done and dusted.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Just to piss everybody off completely - my 'How to' is done and dusted.

You wouldn't piss me off. I'm done too. Just wasn't sure if I should announce it. *grins* Glad you did though. w00t!

Congrats to you!!

 

[l8bloom]

Just to piss everybody off completely - my 'How to' is done and dusted.

Me, too.

But for the sake of damppanties, I clear my throat and step into the shadows, to whisper, shamefaced:

"Done!"

How's that, dp? .... better?

 

[rachlou]

You wouldn't piss me off. I'm done too. Just wasn't sure if I should announce it. *grins* Glad you did though. w00t!

Congrats to you!!

Yay! Well done you!

You too L8bloom!!

 

[sirhugs]

Just to piss everybody off completely - my 'How to' is done and dusted.

with angel dust or fairie dust?

 

[rachlou]

with angel dust or fairie dust?

Angel dust cos i'm so angelic