The Hump Bar

[sensusaldesire]

I hate that damn brief.

"Things have changed while you were gone. Don't rush things, make time for each child and as a family..."

I think that shit is just obvious. I think its all the Marines fault we have these briefs, damn jar heads.

*I smile at Sens.*

-Burns

" Hey now , we don't need your comments ground pounder.. I think it is all you all faults."

Sens winks at him then laughs.

" This would include all branches all race , and all gender."

 

[DeevaLicious]

Sits back and watches you argue with each other an smiles.

I've missed this x.x

 

[sensusaldesire]

" don't worry I think we are just starting .."

 

[DeevaLicious]

" don't worry I think we are just starting .."

YAY

giggles and refills her coffee cup and curls on a lounge to watch them banter.

Oh the good ole days lol

 

[sensusaldesire]

" He ran away .. lol ."

" Dam didnt think I ripped his tongue that bad ."

 

[Lobo_8]

I could go on all day about the My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment branch. Their just not as good as us Army types...tho the women there are SCORES above ours.

-Burns

 

[sensusaldesire]

" Now knowing you are we talking of cutting scores , or is your perverted rear referring to looks that they have ?"

" Besides why is that the Marines always have to go behind you Ground Pounders and clean up what you Screwed up?"

Sens looks at him raising one eyebrow .. holding back a smile

 

[DeevaLicious]

Smirks and cracks up laughing

Never heard that one before Burns =P

Be right back guys I'm gonna go scrounge for something to eat.

 

[Lobo_8]

As far as the women, its the looks and there is something sexy about a woman that can kick my ass into next week.

Who cleans up who's mess? Faluja, Hathida...both Marine fuck ups that Army had to fix. Thats the problem with Marines...they don't know anything so they just make stuff up.

*I smile at Sens.*

-Burns

 

[sensusaldesire]

" No . No now lets be honest here shall we .. why is it that you dam wanna be go in starting shit .. and then they have to send in the few the proud.. we all know Marines are Muscles and no Brains no one said they where perfect."

" Besides Marine gals are walking mattresses want a disease to croak over and die Find one I am sure they have a great variety of flavors to serve you."

 

[Lobo_8]

The army has plenty with Gonasypaherpalades, thank you very much. We like sending in the marines so they can look bad and piss people off. That lets us look good and we get action. Every one wins cause the marines are too dumb to know that it makes them look bad. They are perfect for that mission.

-Burns

 

[sensusaldesire]

" Ha ha sad but you are right and I am married to one .. "

" so when did you want that shipment of herpes and all that great Jazz.. lol "

 

[DeevaLicious]

Sits back cracking up laughing.
Gawd I love when you two get on a military rant. Trips me out

 

[sensusaldesire]

" I know it helps we understand each other and the lingo that comes with it we or at least I try to keep it to where others can understand it."

 

[DeevaLicious]

" I know it helps we understand each other and the lingo that comes with it we or at least I try to keep it to where others can understand it."

You do a good job and I needed to laugh!

 

[sensusaldesire]

" What is great neither of us get all butt hurt , we know that is just Bs .. so we have fun as well."

 

[DeevaLicious]

" What is great neither of us get all butt hurt , we know that is just Bs .. so we have fun as well."

You can tell ya'll are just picking on each other. Thats what makes it so funny and cute.

 

[sensusaldesire]

" It can be he is eating right now, hope they feed him better than the Marine Corps feeds my So. Heck they get like around 300 to feed these guys that is a piece and all they get normally when deployed or in the field is nasty ass crap that makes a person who cant cook look great."

 

[DeevaLicious]

" It can be he is eating right now, hope they feed him better than the Marine Corps feeds my So. Heck they get like around 300 to feed these guys that is a piece and all they get normally when deployed or in the field is nasty ass crap that makes a person who cant cook look great."

That sucks ass. My brother was in the Navy, course thats been years and years ago but I remember how much he complained about it then.

 

[sensusaldesire]

" It isnt any better today." I know saw pics and then ate some when his Battlion had Jane Wayne day."

 

[Lobo_8]

There is a simple hierarchy to all branches. For food its Air Force>Navy>Army>Marines. For women its Marines>Air Force>Army>Navy.

-Burns

 

[sensusaldesire]

"So true Burns you are correct."

 

[jtc071]

Looks like some interesting conversation...glad I peeked in.

 

[Lobo_8]

Hey JTC. Welcome to Humps.

-Burns

 

[sensusaldesire]

" Yes welcome to the Humps a little corner bar that he or she can come and relax, have fun, shoot the crap and enjoy life here ."

Sens smiles

" So is there something I can get you ?"