The Hypochondriac Cafe

[OhMissScarlett]

The meal I have in mind is low carb, high protein and not very filling at all.

Christ, I'm in a silly mood.

And a bit sadistic, as well.

So, pursuant to the purpose of this thread, I'm doing just fine.

HAHA! That meal is a cure all.

 

[Guest]

here i add my bitch on the list. my shoulder hurts. damn brusitis

 

[sophia jane]

Except for being tired, I don't think there's anything wrong with me today. Give me a bit, though, and maybe I can come up with something.

 

[Honey123]

I have this band in my hair that is hurting the hell out my my skin behind my ears!!!

 

[carsonshepherd]

OMG, my rash is so much fucking worse. *cries*

 

[Honey123]

OMG, my rash is so much fucking worse. *cries*

es for your rash...just make sure I can't catch it!

 

[carsonshepherd]

es for your rash...just make sure I can't catch it!

'tis allergies. to what, no one knows.

 

[Honey123]

'tis allergies. to what, no one knows.

Let's see..you were frying eggplant naked the other day before you got the rash...

 

[carsonshepherd]

haha. i doubt that was it

 

[Honey123]

haha. i doubt that was it

Sometimes you get rashes for no reason except that the body needs to push out the bad stuff....

I normally get a hive or two if I get nervous. If my tummy aches, it's guaranteed that I will have a cold sore on my lip the very next day!

 

[carsonshepherd]

Sometimes you get rashes for no reason except that the body needs to push out the bad stuff....

I normally get a hive or two if I get nervous. If my tummy aches, it's guaranteed that I will have a cold sore on my lip the very next day!

yeah. i've been nervous lately. but this is more than a hive or two.

thanks for the

 

[Honey123]

yeah. i've been nervous lately. but this is more than a hive or two.

thanks for the

Hey....go read the Strip for Me thread...I am starting the "Sister Act"

 

[logophile]

OMG, my rash is so much fucking worse. *cries*

Keep up with the cleanse, sweetie.
It's pushing all that crap out.
You're probably getting close to the worst part.




As for me, I'm PMS'ing and sexually frustrated.
Someone want to fuck me?

 

[Dar~]

Keep up with the cleanse, sweetie.
It's pushing all that crap out.
You're probably getting close to the worst part.




As for me, I'm PMS'ing and sexually frustrated.
Someone want to fuck me?

So long as you aren't one of those bugs that eats its mate.

 

[logophile]

So long as you aren't one of those bugs that eats its mate.

At least you'd die very very very satisfied.

 

[Dar~]

At least you'd die very very very satisfied.

Can I get that in writing?






NOTE: hard boiled eggs, not good to throw up.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Oh great allergy season has started early, thanks to a nice rain and then boiling hot temperatures. Can you hear the corn molding? *scream*

The roof of my mouth itches, anyone wanna help me scratch it?

 

[Dar~]

Oh great allergy season has started early, thanks to a nice rain and then boiling hot temperatures. Can you hear the corn molding? *scream*

The roof of my mouth itches, anyone wanna help me scratch it?

*jumps up and down breasts heaving* Me oh oh Pick Me!!!

 

[OhMissScarlett]

*jumps up and down breasts heaving* Me oh oh Pick Me!!!

*opens mouth* "Ahhhhhh."

 

[Honey123]

*jumps up and down breasts heaving* Me oh oh Pick Me!!!

You know, with your breasts heaving, there might be something wrong with them...can I feel them to make sure they are ok?

 

[variable Xy]

Oh great allergy season has started early, thanks to a nice rain and then boiling hot temperatures. Can you hear the corn molding? *scream*

The roof of my mouth itches, anyone wanna help me scratch it?

i got something to take care of that itch for you: scratch :: scratch

 

[Dar~]

You know, with your breasts heaving, there might be something wrong with them...can I feel them to make sure they are ok?

*SPANK* (did you see the person I found for you on the Lit movie thread?)

 

[Honey123]

*SPANK* (did you see the person I found for you on the Lit movie thread?)

I like Halle...but she is way to gorgeous...

I'd do her...

 

[OhMissScarlett]

i got something to take care of that itch for you: scratch :: scratch

Tease.

 

[Dar~]

I like Halle...but she is way to gorgeous...

I'd do her...

I found someone else. I thought you didn't like Halle.