The Hypochondriac Cafe

[logophile]

I'm drinking my green tea out of a mug that says "I ran out of sick days, so I'm calling in dead." on it.

I feel like hell and quite possibly look worse.

I was just wondering how you're feeling today. Sorry to hear that you're not any better yet.
Hope the green tea helps.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I was just wondering how you're feeling today. Sorry to hear that you're not any better yet.
Hope the green tea helps.

Thank you, cutie. It is helping a bit. I'm going to go back to bed and watch some mindless television, oh joy.

 

[logophile]

Thank you, cutie. It is helping a bit. I'm going to go back to bed and watch some mindless television, oh joy.

Good for you!

 

[Honey123]

Have you ever thought,when you were driving, that what if all of a sudden you don't know who you are or where you are going?

 

[rgraham666]

I'm drinking my green tea out of a mug that says "I ran out of sick days, so I'm calling in dead." on it.

I feel like hell and quite possibly look worse.

Does not compute! LOGIC ERROR #419.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Have you ever thought,when you were driving, that what if all of a sudden you don't know who you are or where you are going?

Yes I have! That reminds me of Liar's new story Remedy For A Stumbler. Most of the time I have CRS anyway, so very freaky indeed.

 

[logophile]

Have you ever thought,when you were driving, that what if all of a sudden you don't know who you are or where you are going?

I don't usually lose track of who I am, but I do often look and realize that I'm not sure where I am or how I've gotten there. Occasionally I don't where I'm headed either.

 

[Belegon]

I don't think I've know who I was or where I was going for a very long time now...

 

[impressive]

I don't think I've know who I was or where I was going for a very long time now...

Just jump. There are plenty who'd be happy to catch you.

 

[Dar~]

Overly tired. I woke b/c of a phone call and thought I was waking up from an afternoon nap. I hate sticky disturbing dreams. They follow me.

 

[The_Darkness]

Tired...but excited! My left ankle hurts, my back is a little out and my knees have an uncomfortable tingle in them. I'm hot and sweaty, but for all the wrong reasons, and I hate my job.

 

[carsonshepherd]

feet itch really,r eally a lot.

 

[Dar~]

Soak them in acid. Always works for me.

 

[logophile]

feet itch really,r eally a lot.

Make them bare (if you haven't already) and then make them warm.
It should help.

Have you picked up any Aveeno oatmeal yet? If so, soak them in it for a while.
You can also try an epsom salt soak if you haven't scratched open the surface of the skin yet.

Good luck.

 

[Belegon]

well, I have one less tooth then I had this morning. It seemed to go well, for what it was.

now it has to heal for a few months so that the bone will build back up and then they will do an implant. In the meantime I am going to inquire about what the oral surgeon called a "flipper". just so I don't have that hockey player look... I already got the broken nose thing, don't need the gap-toothed grin too....

 

[carsonshepherd]

well, I have one less tooth then I had this morning. It seemed to go well, for what it was.

now it has to heal for a few months so that the bone will build back up and then they will do an implant. In the meantime I am going to inquire about what the oral surgeon called a "flipper". just so I don't have that hockey player look... I already got the broken nose thing, don't need the gap-toothed grin too....

for the implant

 

[carsonshepherd]

Make them bare (if you haven't already) and then make them warm.
It should help.

Have you picked up any Aveeno oatmeal yet? If so, soak them in it for a while.
You can also try an epsom salt soak if you haven't scratched open the surface of the skin yet.

Good luck.

how about regular oatmeal? i don't feel like going out again

 

[Dar~]

how about regular oatmeal? i don't feel like going out again

do you have any stockings (smirk) you can put regular oatmeal in a stocking in the water and it feels really nice on the skin.

 

[Mirror of Narcissus]

Can I call in sick if my eyebrows hurt?

 

[carsonshepherd]

do you have any stockings (smirk) you can put regular oatmeal in a stocking in the water and it feels really nice on the skin.

no stockings. hmmm, what else would work?

 

[logophile]

how about regular oatmeal? i don't feel like going out again

No, regular oatmeal won't be the same.
Pick some up tomorrow.

 

[Belegon]

for the implant

one wonders just what kind of mental image you are using for the word implant there CS....

 

[carsonshepherd]

one wonders just what kind of mental image you are using for the word implant there CS....

you are so bad

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I love congestion. Who needs to eat, right?

 

[rgraham666]

The meal I have in mind is low carb, high protein and not very filling at all.

Christ, I'm in a silly mood.

And a bit sadistic, as well.

So, pursuant to the purpose of this thread, I'm doing just fine.