The Hypochondriac Cafe

[OhMissScarlett]

Ouch. That stabbing foot pain is really hard to work through.

 

[rgraham666]

Ouch. That stabbing foot pain is really hard to work through.

*HUGS* sweetie.

 

[neonlyte]

Night before last, when had neuro problems, I'd switched on an all night insect killer. Didn't use it last night and feel fine... wondering if I might be an insect

 

[scheherazade_79]

Night before last, when had neuro problems, I'd switched on an all night insect killer. Didn't use it last night and feel fine... wondering if I might be an insect

You wouldn't be the first

 

[scheherazade_79]

Got struck in the early hours by a headache that woke me up. Still feeling the shadow of it

 

[Nirvanadragones]

I have the headache from hell, and my back is aching like fuck.

I think I'm getting old.

 

[Nirvanadragones]

I won't be doing any more tricep pushups for a while. I overdid it yesterday.

Owie

 

[joeys-game]

I won't be doing any more tricep pushups for a while. I overdid it yesterday.

Owie

awww poor baby..you need a nice massage

 

[Guest]

I won't be doing any more tricep pushups for a while. I overdid it yesterday.

Owie

massage?

 

[scheherazade_79]

Sometimes I think I confuse being tired with being ill. Or maybe the two go hand in hand?

 

[Samandiriel]

I'm so tired, physically drained.

and I have killer heartburn all the time.

 

[iceburg1]

Complain about your aches, pains, rashes, nasal congestion, allergies or what-have-you here. If you don't know what you have, just give us your symptoms and we'll give our expert opinions. If you don't have a disease and would like something interesting, just ask here and one will be appointed.

I'm convinced that I have a tumor, unfortunately it keeps moving around so they can never find it. i sometimes develop jock rot after extremely hot days and wearing nothing but rayon clothing...this can be quite arousing though...i do have a tendency to continually scratch myself.....i think i might have little aliens running over my skin...too much ice...

 

[Chantilyvamp]

I'm a walking stuffed up cant sleep very well zombie. Eyes and face hurt and its setting off the reflux which is setting off the IBS and for fucksake I want to be well today!.

 

[scheherazade_79]

I'm cold to the point of shivering.

That never happens

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I'm cold to the point of shivering.

That never happens

*snuggles*

I'm annoyed with everything. Is that a disease???

 

[scheherazade_79]

*snuggles*

I'm annoyed with everything. Is that a disease???

I had that last week, but it was just PMS.

I've got snot streaming down my nose down Do you still want those snuggles

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I had that last week, but it was just PMS.

I've got snot streaming down my nose down Do you still want those snuggles

I'm a mum, I'm used to snot-nosed snuggles.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

my hands hurt.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Again with the foot. I need crutches and a hot medic.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

This is what I get for thinking I'm immune to illness.

 

[carsonshepherd]

This is what I get for thinking I'm immune to illness.

uh oh. But hey, your immunity is a lot stronger than it was, right?

I have the sniffles for the 4,898th day in a row.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

uh oh. But hey, your immunity is a lot stronger than it was, right?

I have the sniffles for the 4,898th day in a row.

I'm sure it has to be better than it was. I think I just ate too much dairy.

Sniffles again? Are you allergic to life like I am?

 

[Chantilyvamp]

I'm so tired, physically drained.

and I have killer heartburn all the time.

I think she said it all for me today

 

[Guest]

my arms are owie

 

[scheherazade_79]

my arms are owie

It's Wanker's Cramp