The Hypochondriac Cafe

[Nirvanadragones]

the pain is higher up

*kisses higher up*

 

[feeeriek]

*kisses higher up*

*happy sigh* thank you

 

[ABSTRUSE]

christ almighty, this fucking cold won't leave me.
Death has taken refuge in my throat and sinuses.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

christ almighty, this fucking cold won't leave me.
Death has taken refuge in my throat and sinuses.

Now its migrated into my ear.
Owie!!

Abs the miserable sickie.

I need mega doses of Vana.

 

[Nirvanadragones]

Now its migrated into my ear.
Owie!!

Abs the miserable sickie.

I need mega doses of Vana.

Slow release

Feel better.

 

[scheherazade_79]

I've got Idle-itis today....

 

[Nirvanadragones]

My back hurts.

 

[scheherazade_79]

My stomach feels odd. It's like someone's stuck a bicycle pump up my arse and inflated me

 

[Nirvanadragones]

Sore throat and crappy sinuses. It's all Abs's fault.

 

[scheherazade_79]

Sore throat and crappy sinuses. It's all Abs's fault.

I'll swap you for my bloated feeling

 

[scheherazade_79]

I'll swap you for my bloated feeling

Actually, you can keep your throat and sinuses, Vana. I just burped. The floor shook, but I feel a whole lot better now. Wonder what caused that?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Sore throat and crappy sinuses. It's all Abs's fault.

I'm sorry.

 

[Chantilyvamp]

anybody have a spare set of lungs i could borrow just till mine heal up cos I swear the more i cough the more they try and come out!

 

[Nirvanadragones]

I'm sorry.

's ok, Baby. It was well worth it. At least I got to make out with you . . .

 

[Nirvanadragones]

My wrists are aching badly. And I have no idea why.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

My wrists are aching badly. And I have no idea why.

I do.

 

[scheherazade_79]

I do.

Why?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Why?

She was doing cartwheels.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I feel like my head is on sideways.
and I wasn't even doing any cartwheels.

 

[scheherazade_79]

Restless leg syndrome - all the way through my 3 hour team meeting.

My legs were doing cartwheels, even though the rest of me was stationery

It might just have been boredom, though...

 

[taco_neck]

I think I broke my tailbone.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

My neck pain is gone, but now my hip hurts.
Such is the drama when horribly out of shape people start working out.

 

[carsonshepherd]

My neck pain is gone, but now my hip hurts.
Such is the drama when horribly out of shape people start working out.

No kidding. My lower back is lots better, but my ankle/calf is killing me.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

No kidding. My lower back is lots better, but my ankle/calf is killing me.

I have all these random mysterious pains, but it's better than full body pain all the time.

 

[taco_neck]

Nope, I think my tailbone's gonna be alright.