The "I don't want to talk about AI" thread, and the new topic is: facts

[StillStunned]

rum & coke for ex

Add a slice of lemon and you've got a Cuba Libre. Add a dash of limoncello, and you've got a near-perfect drink.

 

[SugarStorm]

having to remain upright

I’m sorry - remain upright? What kind of drinking game are we talking about here.

Schnaps all the way, baby. O.P. Anderson Aquavit. Elderberry, if we're feeling fancy or festive.

 

[onehitwanda]

I’m sorry - remain upright? What kind of drinking game are we talking about here.

Schnaps all the way, baby. O.P. Anderson Aquavit. Elderberry, if we're feeling fancy or festive.

Schnapps she says. Schnapps.

Honey, we need to expand your horizons.

https://www.thewhiskyexchange.com/p/228/baron-de-sigognac-vsop-armagnac

 

[NuclearFairy]

How about a strawberry smoothie?

 

[onehitwanda]

How about a strawberry smoothie?

You are dead to us. Begone, imp, back to the cross-fit hell that spawned you!

 

[NuclearFairy]

You are dead to us. Begone, imp, back to the cross-fit hell that spawned you!

I can't help it if I'm traumatized by a lifelong carsickness to associate anything that burns going down as swallowing my own bile.

I will admit to encountering a handful of mudslides I like though.

 

[StillStunned]

How about a strawberry smoothie?

I once had a strawberry daiquiri on Menorca that tasted exactly like fresh, ripe strawberries.

Alright, I had two of them.

 

[TheLobster]

fresh, ripe strawberries.

Why does this sound suspiciously like a euphemism...

 

[StillStunned]

Why does this sound suspiciously like a euphemism...

Ripe and plump and juicy, so they burst with flavour on your tongue...

 

[SmilingLez]

I'll take a case of Dunville's Palo Cortado Single Malt please. TIA

 

[BeechLeaf]

* sips bottle of Old Peculier *

I'm sure I had something I wanted to add here, but it's slipped my mind. It's late, I've gone a bit vague for some reason.

 

[SugarStorm]

Schnapps she says. Schnapps.

Honey, we need to expand your horizons.

Why, good evening wanda. My schnaps not good enough for you?

 

[Statius]

Whiskey sour, please

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Add a slice of lemon and you've got a Cuba Libre. Add a dash of limoncello, and you've got a near-perfect drink.

I find rum & coke close enough to perfect, personally. Drink yours your way, I'll savor mine over here.

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

Schnapps she says. Schnapps.

Honey, we need to expand your horizons.

https://www.thewhiskyexchange.com/p/228/baron-de-sigognac-vsop-armagnac

And I had you pegged more as a single malt girl...

 

[TheLobster]

Some of your suggestions have me shaken and stirred.

 

[Bamagan]

How about a strawberry smoothie?

I'll take one of those, seeing as I need to avoid alcohols. It may mean I'm dead to folks, too, but @onehitwanda has already mentally stabbed me to death, so I reckon all she can do now is defile my remains or pester my ghost.

 

[dirk2024]

Like my soul, my beverage of choice is pure, clean water.

 

[Statius]

Why, good evening wanda. My schnaps not good enough for you?

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Side note: even though I have a soft spot for @StillStunned and his Monty Python gifs and memes, this is one of the best I've seen posted! Love this, hilarious!

 

[onehitwanda]

And I had you pegged more as a single malt girl...

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I have evolved to a new form, powerful and terrible. All shall love me and despair... or else.

 

[SugarStorm]

I have evolved to a new form, powerful and terrible. All shall love me and despair... or else.

Jokes on you - we already love you, and we’re already, uh, despairing.

I did look up your suggestion, and now I’m mildly offended it’s not available where I live. (Despair +1). I’ll have to take your word for it!

 

[NuclearFairy]

I am now picturing a bunch of beta fish with reading glasses at their computers leaving very sarcastic critiques of people's writing. No clue why this mental picture has popped into my head. Just thought I'd share it.

 

[Rob_Royale]

I'm pretty much a beer guy, but I'm the beer snob, if you please. I drink local brews only in a glass with my pinky out. But I've been keto since March and I'm missing my porters like you can't believe. Mac and Jacks African Amber is my only libation now and I have one a week. On the upside, I'm down 40 pounds!

 

[anthrodisiac]

Everyone drinks 5 pounds of water.

Last one who has to pee, wins.

 

[Bamagan]

Everyone drinks 5 pounds of water.

Last one who has to pee, wins.

That's about 2.25 liters for the rest of the world. Assuming it's not deuterium oxide water.