The "I don't want to talk about AI" thread, and the new topic is: half animal, half man

@Bazzle recently put me on to "Pagans", by James Alistair Henry, set in an alternative Britain where the Norman invasion never took place. Also not highbrow, but very entertaining. London is such a backwater that it only has one Indian restaurant.

Ooh, if you like "What ifs", then "The Years of Rice and Salt" by Kim Stanley Robinson is a must-read.

It's not easy reading, but I found it really compelling.
A little older, there are the Lord Darcy mysteries by Randall Garrett. Richard the Lionheart and his descendants managed to hold the Angevin kingdom together, and magic was discovered and codified. The stories are about a detective and a sorcerer solving crimes and defeating enemy agents.

In "Mage & Moonshadow", I named a murdered mage Garrett Randall after the author.
 
Freshman year of college. Western Humanities course studying the friezes of the Acropolis of Athens, in particular Athena's Temple. A fellow student raised their hand and asked the professor if centaurs ever really existed. Private Catholic college, very hard to get into.

Don't tell me there's no such thing as a stupid question.

Hi all, been a bit😁
 
Freshman year of college. Western Humanities course studying the friezes of the Acropolis of Athens, in particular Athena's Temple. A fellow student raised their hand and asked the professor if centaurs ever really existed. Private Catholic college, very hard to get into.

Don't tell me there's no such thing as a stupid question.

Hi all, been a bit😁
I took an optional philosophy class in high school. On the day the teachers did a little presentation of their optional classes, the philosophy teacher talked about Carl Sagan's dragon thought experiment. This resulted in 4 of the students taking the class being very disappointed when they found out the class was not in fact about mythical creatures.

Also hi. Welcome back, I gather 😄
 
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Freshman year of college. Western Humanities course studying the friezes of the Acropolis of Athens, in particular Athena's Temple. A fellow student raised their hand and asked the professor if centaurs ever really existed. Private Catholic college, very hard to get into.

Don't tell me there's no such thing as a stupid question.

Hi all, been a bit😁
And the Prof replied ... ???
 
Freshman year of college. Western Humanities course studying the friezes of the Acropolis of Athens, in particular Athena's Temple. A fellow student raised their hand and asked the professor if centaurs ever really existed. Private Catholic college, very hard to get into.

Don't tell me there's no such thing as a stupid question.

Hi all, been a bit😁
And the Prof replied ... ???
I'm cereal!
I have to admit, I read Simon's response as being to Heel's question. I'm stuck trying to imagine saying that to a group of first year college students.
 
That would imply doing a horse's worth of pissing through a human's worth of dick.
Well, in most of the artwork of Chiron, he has both. But then his front legs are also always depicted as being far more human-like. So he's just weird.

Of course none of the handful of centaur stories I've read with the human penis have ever mentioned having a horse dick for peeing through. So I dunno what's going on with them. 😅
 
When I found out that Cricket matches could go on for days... I was like WTF... who came up with that?
They only introduced a limit after the South Africa-England test in Durban, in 1939, was abandoned after nine days because the tourists had to catch their boat home. Geoffrey Boycott was still at the wicket several days later.

The multi-day format of test cricket, especially in a 5-test series, is a thing of beauty once you understand what is going on. I liken it to a drama with multiple episodes where one character/side is on the up, and then the other is in the ascendancy.

Not every tour (country A visits country B to play 3-6 matches) is a classic, but when they are, oh my, it can occupy your mind for the best part of two months.

"Botham's Ashes" in 1981 still sticks in my memory, as does rushing off a plane in 2009 to see England win the fifth test and the series.
 
Neither. A normal centaur doesn't have a super long neck or torso, so why would the giraffe equivalent?
Because it would die out pretty quickly (blame Darwin).

Giraffes evolved long necks to reach leaves that other animals could not, and they have to splay their legs to drink. Thus, a short-necked centraffe/giraur would be in a world of shit.
 
Because it would die out pretty quickly (blame Darwin).

Giraffes evolved long necks to reach leaves that other animals could not, and they have to splay their legs to drink. Thus, a short-necked centraffe/giraur would be in a world of shit.
Yes, but the human portion would still be enormous, so it would make much more sense to have long spindly arms than to put so much extra mass into the already massive torso. Especially since they aren't going to be using their mouth like a hand like an actual giraffe would.
 
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