The "I don't want to talk about AI" thread, and the new topic is: half animal, half man

They'd wear kilts, or tunics with leather skirts.

Which, if they're the kind of centaur to have their dicks just under the human torso, would be more than necessary.
If kilts, where is the waist? Still the same four possibilities. And I'll say the upper right drawing would have a problem of covering anything with a kilt or similar garment. It would kind of hang straight down.

I kind of assume centaurs are hung like horses (in both ways probably), which means only upper left and lower right make any sense for a kilt like garment.
 
If kilts, where is the waist? Still the same four possibilities. And I'll say the upper right drawing would have a problem of covering anything with a kilt or similar garment. It would kind of hang straight down.

I kind of assume centaurs are hung like horses (in both ways probably), which means only upper left and lower right make any sense for a kilt like garment.
A kilt would be using the human waist, because the horse junk would be safely tucked away in its sheath.

So, you're saying the human dick would be about four inches? :p
 
"What is worn under a Scotsman's kilt?"
"Nothing, it's all in perfect working order."
About that time two young and lovely girls just happened by
And one says to the other with a twinkle in her eye
See yon sleeping Scotsman so strong and handsome built
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt
Ring ding diddle iddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt

They crept up on that sleeping Scotsman quiet as could be
Lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see
And there behold, for them to view, beneath his Scottish skirt
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth

 
Also, what's up with this obsession with mermaids being spawners? You do know that fish is a nonsense word because there are fish out there more distantly related from each other than birds and mammals are? That'd be like saying all warm blooded creatures have feathers.

On a related note, an old definition of meat was the flesh of a warm blooded creature, so lizard and snake flesh is just as okay for lent as fish!

Although, I think there might be a warm blooded fish or two out there.
 
On a related note, an old definition of meat was the flesh of a warm blooded creature, so lizard and snake flesh is just as okay for lent as fish!
I had always heard that the fish only for lent rule was added by a pope whose brother owned the fish market.
 
I had always heard that the fish only for lent rule was added by a pope whose brother owned the fish market.
🤷‍♀️ I dunno, could be, but the wordage they use is that it's not meat. Why isn't it meat though? Because of the old definition of meat, which means that lizards, snakes, amphibians, and mollusks also aren't meat.
 
Also, what's up with this obsession with mermaids being spawners? You do know that fish is a nonsense word because there are fish out there more distantly related from each other than birds and mammals are? That'd be like saying all warm blooded creatures have feathers.

On a related note, an old definition of meat was the flesh of a warm blooded creature, so lizard and snake flesh is just as okay for lent as fish!

Although, I think there might be a warm blooded fish or two out there.
What I'm hearing is, you need to write a story about a Capybara-Mermaid and title it Easter Fish!
 
Do furries count? They're men (or women) on the inside half, some kind of animal on the outside half. Or they are if they use reals skins or furs.
Does that make Buffalo Bill from The Silence of the Lambs twice the person any of us are?
 
Figured he'd go into an Ark story about how they missed it while splashing around with the Unicorns.
Loooooong time ago. Just remember the question really. That stuck with me. The rest forgotten, irrelevant. Think of it every time someone says there are no stupid questions.

There are.
 
Episodes vary in quality, but the show is fantastic. ManBearPig was a classic.
Love the social commentary. I don't watch it regularly, but they are smart and great at pointing out social hypocrisy and the inane, insane, pointless ignorance, etc.

Peace everyone.
 
About that time two young and lovely girls just happened by
And one says to the other with a twinkle in her eye
See yon sleeping Scotsman so strong and handsome built
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt
Ring ding diddle iddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt

Bonnie lass (but somewhat inexperienced) asks a Scotsman "what's under the kilt?"

"Put your hand under and find out for yourself!"

She does, but then pulls her hand back. "Ach, it's gruesome!"

"And if you touch it again, you'll find it's gruesome more!"

thank you I'll be here all night, try the veal
 
Bonnie lass (but somewhat inexperienced) asks a Scotsman "what's under the kilt?"

"Put your hand under and find out for yourself!"

She does, but then pulls her hand back. "Ach, it's gruesome!"

"And if you touch it again, you'll find it's gruesome more!"

thank you I'll be here all night, try the veal
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