The Insult Thread

[Kumquatqueen]

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son

That's because every time I fuck mum she gives me biscuits and gin. Guess the stupid came from you.

 

[anthrodisiac]

I leave you people alone for a whole day and none of you can come up with good insults? About what I expected from you lot.

 

[sirhugs]

I leave you people alone for a whole day and none of you can come up with good insults? About what I expected from you lot.

...so you stop by with such pathetic insults?
your mother would be ashamed of you, but she's too busy fucking a canary

 

[StillStunned]

I leave you people alone for a whole day and none of you can come up with good insults? About what I expected from you lot.

I suspect that quite a few of them were a little too complicated for you.

 

[anthrodisiac]

...so you stop by with such pathetic insults?
your mother would be ashamed of you, but she's too busy fucking a canary

Shows what you know, it was a cassowary, not a canary. My mom ain't puttin' out for some pathetic little songbird like your dad does.

 

[anthrodisiac]

I suspect that quite a few of them were a little too complicated for you.

And if you had a better grasp of the English language, you would KNOW that quite a few of them were a little too complicated for me, instead of just suspecting.

Wait...

 

[sirhugs]

Shows what you know, it was a cassowary, not a canary. My mom ain't puttin' out for some pathetic little songbird like your dad does.

no one ever called my mother pathetic. or little. And she was no songbird. She might be a trumpeter swan, but she lacks the grace and elegance.

wait...does that mean we might be cousins? Say it ain't so. Noooooooooo...

 

[Bamagan]

You seem like the damp and tepid strap that cradles the shriveled and empty scrotum of an overweight eunuch.

 

[TheLobster]

You seem like the damp and tepid strap that cradles the shriveled and empty scrotum of an overweight eunuch.

You seem to like deep-throating a thesaurus.

 

[sirhugs]

You seem like the damp and tepid strap that cradles the shriveled and empty scrotum of an overweight eunuch.

but your mother whimpers under that tongue...

 

[StillStunned]

And if you had a better grasp of the English language, you would KNOW that quite a few of them were a little too complicated for me, instead of just suspecting.

Wait...

I was hoping that it was just your internet connection that was slow.

 

[anthrodisiac]

no one ever called my mother pathetic. or little. And she was no songbird. She might be a trumpeter swan, but she lacks the grace and elegance.

wait...does that mean we might be cousins? Say it ain't so. Noooooooooo...

No, more like your dad was taking it from a tiny little songbird, probably while your mom tweeted about it.

 

[anthrodisiac]

I'd say you don't have two brain cells to bang together, but that would erroneously imply you ever had any brain cells.

 

[SimonDoom]

Just don't get Thunderstruck.

Hell's Bells, no.

 

[sirhugs]

No, more like your dad was taking it from a tiny little songbird, probably while your mom tweeted about it.

your mother put the "social" in social media. Right by the sign she put up in the men's room saying "For a good time call...". Good thing she forgot her correct phone number.

 

[sirhugs]

I'd say you don't have two brain cells to bang together, but that would erroneously imply you ever had any brain cells.

you are walking proof that brain cells are overrated inventions.

 

[sirhugs]

Hell's Bells, no.

Time to get Back to Black.

 

[SimonDoom]

That's because every time I fuck mum she gives me biscuits and gin. Guess the stupid came from you.

That's nothing. When I fuck your mum, your dad makes the biscuits and serves the gin.

 

[sirhugs]

That's nothing. When I fuck your mum, your dad makes the biscuits and serves the gin.

You say that like its a bad thing...

 

[Kumquatqueen]

That's nothing. When I fuck your mum, your dad makes the biscuits and serves the gin.

...over her grave. You're that desperate, crack on.

Doesn't surprise me, there's a bunch here a neuron short of a synapse.

 

[sirhugs]

...over her grave. You're that desperate, crack on.

Doesn't surprise me, there's a bunch here a neuron short of a synapse.

well, you are one banana short of a bunch

 

[Seurat]

You know what I like about you? You're just like me.

 

[SimonDoom]

well, you are one banana short of a bunch

Nah. The monkeys took all the bananas away a long time ago.

 

[sirhugs]

Nah. The monkeys took all the bananas away a long time ago.

that's cause they knew that was the best way to seduce your mother.

 

[StillStunned]

Judging by how quiet things are here, I suspect quite a few AHers are watching football.

And I can't think of an insult worse than that.