The Irish Bar!!!

[voluptuous_vixen]

Re: Sauntering in.........

Pouring a mug of Sao's finest.......afterall, someone has to do quality checks........

Hi Red! Why did ya let this cool thread get lost Bud? I think it was a good idea pulling it outta the swamps! Gonna invite Matty over.

 

[PaulUK]

Your hostess, Sao, will be out to serve you shortly, just as soon as she has squeezed herself into her black mini dress and apron.

 

[Saoirse]

Chit!!! It doesnt fit anymore!! Ah well... guess I will just have to make do with this red basque and stockings and my FMQ boots huh?? Any objections?

Jez... we really do need to order more stock in here.... never heard of a dry Irish pub!!!

 

[voluptuous_vixen]

Chit!!! It doesnt fit anymore!! Ah well... guess I will just have to make do with this red basque and stockings and my FMQ boots huh?? Any objections?

Jez... we really do need to order more stock in here.... never heard of a dry Irish pub!!!

When ya order, don't forget the Kaluha, Vodka and Creme for me! I love those White Russians

Well that and Irish Padres!

 

[PaulUK]

Chit!!! It doesnt fit anymore!! Ah well... guess I will just have to make do with this red basque and stockings and my FMQ boots huh?? Any objections?

Jez... we really do need to order more stock in here.... never heard of a dry Irish pub!!!

Well, well, what were the odds on that? Our hostess has been able to shop for lingerie, but not for stock?

 

[Deltario]

Bartender...........a Dewars on the rocks please

 

[Saoirse]

OK..... staggering in.... can someone help me here please??

I have cases of every alcoholic drink imaginable for starters...... crates of crisps and nuts in the car..... tiny cocktail uniforms for the girls....... and skimpy numbers for the guys!!!!

Geez I need a drink after all this!

 

[jussforfun]

I'll take a tiny Cocktail Waitress on the rocks hold the nuts, with a Manhattan chaser!

 

[Saoirse]

you want me to hold the nuts... huh??? *weg*

Hey Juss.... nice to meet ya!

 

[jussforfun]

G'day Saoirse,
Right back atcha

 

[Saoirse]

eekkkk..... you throwing your nuts back at me????

ps... call me Sao.. its easier to spell!!!

 

[jussforfun]

Sao, is a cheese cracker in Australia! but if you insist, Sao it will be

 

[Saoirse]

pppftt... just my luck!!! Why couldnt it have meant a fine bottle of wine... or bottle of champagne???? Well... I guess a cheese cracker it is then!

 

[jussforfun]

Well now lets think here a second,
Sao in Italy probably means beautiful red rose,
Sao in Mexico means woman with stars in her eyes,
Sao in Brasil means Eyes of enchantment!

 

[Saoirse]

giggles.... flattery will get you everywhere!!!!

 

[jussforfun]

So wheres my scantily dressed cocktail waitress?????

 

[Saoirse]

ummmm....... have a few more cocktails and you might see one!!!

 

[Soron]

Can I get a bottle of Guinness...please. Been a long day at work.

 

[redrider4u]

OK..... staggering in.... can someone help me here please??

I have cases of every alcoholic drink imaginable for starters...... crates of crisps and nuts in the car..... tiny cocktail uniforms for the girls....... and skimpy numbers for the guys!!!!

Geez I need a drink after all this!

Grabbing a case from you........welcome back Sao.............

Here, let me sample your inventory for quality............

 

[MindFire]

Welcome back good to see you. hugs
where were you in jail.
you look just fine in spite of it..

Ill have a Irish neat..
how far back in the thread parking lot did you have to
go to find this thread?

good to see you back

 

[Saoirse]

Hugssssssss Red, Mind and Soron....... help yourselves to anything you fancy!!!! *weg*!!

The Bar was closed for renovations..... but is back in business once again. Any further suggestions re decor or extras are always gratefully accepted!!!

Slainte!

 

[PaulUK]

Finally, this place is back open again! Just what I need to see at *checks watch * 9am on a Friday.

Set me up, Sao.

 

[Saoirse]

your normal tincture Sir??

The proprietress will be away for the weekend.... so try not to drink me dry.... OK??? *g*

 

[PaulUK]

Oh, oh... technically, if - say - Spikey and I had already emptied the cellar... I couldn't break the specific instruction you just gave me, right?

 

[Saoirse]

techincally if... at any stage I find the cellar empty..... you and/or Spikey will get the blame!!!