The isolated bert thread...

[Shugahhhh]

The sharks smell blood in the water...

I see that.

 

[Bert Notorius]

I see that.

It could just be the menses.

 

[Shugahhhh]

It could just be the menses.

I think the word "demented" originated from that. Consider the source.

 

[Bert Notorius]

I could really go for a chocolate fountain.

http://www.premierpartyrentals.com/images/products/chocolate-fountain/chocolate-fountain-strawberry.jpg

 

[Shugahhhh]

Hot cocoa. From scratch, the real deal.

Off to bed, Bert.

 

[prettygrl]

Yeah, hot cocoa from the snatch.

Bert. Excuse me.

 

[Bert Notorius]

I am staring at a 10 pound bag of milk chocolate on the dining room table, enough to make a chocolate covered bert.

 

[glynndah]

I could really go for a chocolate fountain.

http://www.premierpartyrentals.com/images/products/chocolate-fountain/chocolate-fountain-strawberry.jpg

Finally, a picture! I was beginning to wonder how long I was going to have to lurk around here.

 

[Bert Notorius]

Finally, a picture! I was beginning to wonder how long I was going to have to lurk around here.

Now that I look at it, it does have some phallic connotation.

 

[humphrey]

You're excused but remember:

Better not to bert and bare the pain
than to bert and bare the shame.

Berting isn't shameless
In some countries it's a good omen

 

[Bert Notorius]

Nothing beats a new pair of flannel pj's.

 

[fluttertongue]

I would have to say that a new set of flannel sheets just might.

 

[Bert Notorius]

I would have to say that a new set of flannel sheets just might.

That's flannel on flannel....oh, I should probably remove a layer first.

 

[kotori]

Ernie will be devastated.

 

[fluttertongue]

That's flannel on flannel....oh, I should probably remove a layer first.

Now you've got the picture!

Ernie will be devastated.

That happy-go-lucky wimp will just have to suck it up and move on with his life.

 

[Bert Notorius]

Damn, it's windy, even for out here.

 

[Bert Notorius]

What the hell?

 

[Bert Notorius]

pain and death

 

[Bert Notorius]

it's pretty sad when you can't even give something away.
square one.
30 years.
Forked roads.
talent vs. enthusiasm.
neither.
strained friendship.
keep playin that rock n roll.
74?
75?
here or there.
1200 watts?
chickenwire?

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Frank Zappa singing Lonesome Cowboy bert?

 

[Bert Notorius]

Frank Zappa singing Lonesome Cowboy bert?

You're not the only one who talks to themselves.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

You're not the only one who talks to themselves.

Everyone standing on an antique soap box?

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Frank Zappa singing Lonesome Cowboy bert?

I forgot that it was Jimmy Carl Black that sang it.
Can you imagine a gaggle of teens belting out all the lyrics
from 200 Motels? We knew all the songs and lyrics.

 

[Bert Notorius]

Everyone standing on an antique soap box?

A "modren" one.

 

[Bert Notorius]

this is the isolated bert thread