The isolated bert thread...

[Bert Notorius]

I found out who has been faxing you. It's that bastard 1993. I'll have a talk with him and see what I can do.

1993.

I was just starting my 3rd career.

 

[Sonny Limatina]

1993.

I was just starting my 3rd career.

I was just ending my first.

 

[Bert Notorius]

I was just ending my first.

Que Sera, Sera

 

[Sonny Limatina]

Que Sera, Sera

Many of the things I'm good at now, I'm good at because of my couple of career-type day jobs.

Actually, maybe it's just the reverse, and not so interesting, therefore.

 

[Bert Notorius]

Many of the things I'm good at now, I'm good at because of my couple of career-type day jobs.

Actually, maybe it's just the reverse, and not so interesting, therefore.

Like you can tie a cherry stem in a knot with your tongue?

 

[EllieTalbot]

You're interestingly weird.

Why, thank you!

And, as an official disciple of former GB'er gravyrug (who is Jesus for Weird People), I bestow weird blessings upon you, my brother.

Blessed in a Boxcar,
Ellie

 

[Bert Notorius]

Why, thank you!

And, as an official disciple of former GB'er gravyrug (who is Jesus for Weird People), I bestow weird blessings upon you, my brother.

Blessed in a Boxcar,
Ellie

The thumbs-up Jesus guy?

Just no squirting with Holy Water.

It burns.

 

[EllieTalbot]

Just no squirting with Holy Water.

It burns.

Oh, crumbs. That makes you a vampire of the Stoker/Dracula variety, as opposed to those of the Meyer/Twilight ilk.

I like vampires who sparkle and have never-ending sexual stamina.

Frustrated in Frankfurt,
Ellie

 

[Bert Notorius]

Oh, crumbs. That makes you a vampire of the Stoker/Dracula variety, as opposed to those of the Meyer/Twilight ilk.

I like vampires who sparkle and have never-ending sexual stamina.

Frustrated in Frankfurt,
Ellie

What can I say, I'm a traditionalist.

 

[Bert Notorius]

i hardly recognize anyone here anymore.

 

[thør]

i hardly recognize anyone here anymore.

So you say.

Enjoy the wind machines.

 

[subdued_passion]

i hardly recognize anyone here anymore.

In this thread or the current GB?

 

[Bert Notorius]

So you say.

Enjoy the wind machines.

scraping off the dead birds?

 

[Bert Notorius]

3:30? what the fuck?

 

[Bert Notorius]

http://media.giphy.com/media/5x89XRx3sBZFC/giphy.gif

 

[1HF]

All we are is dust in the wind...

 

[snugglestruggle]

Same old song just a drop of water in an endless sea

 

[Bert Notorius]

up at 4a blowin 3 ft. of snow. my ass is still frozen. that lohn deere 44" blower is a monster. it's nice when things work better than expected.

 

[Bert Notorius]

one of those new 3 million $ windmachines broke down already. move that breakeven date out a few more years.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

They stopped sending the pretty green John Deere tractor with the huge snow plow.
They are sending the gigantic ugly old yellow town owned earth mover, since the big blizzard.

 

[Bert Notorius]

They stopped sending the pretty green John Deere tractor with the huge snow plow.
They are sending the gigantic ugly old yellow town owned earth mover, since the big blizzard.

i think we're sending some more your way.

 

[Cancerballs]

Dont freeze your kidney off!!

 

[Bert Notorius]

Dont freeze your kidney off!!

you know, once you get a kidney stone, you're gonna get more. be sure to post more pics.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

I checked out the snow map. Snow, all across the USA. -10f to -20f for tomorrow, (that includes wind chill.)

They are still planning on the Pats parade. Brrrr!

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

They have decided that it is possible, that Boston may be the main target on the dartboard-

Chicago quantities of snow, added to what we have, now.
(Were those areas snow farms ? Ours are getting full.)
Big sister, New York loaned Boston a jet engine powered snow melter.