The Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread

[FungiUg]

It's Tuesday here, and I'm off to a concert tonight. Yay! A friend of mine is driving up from about 2 hours south, and he and I will be going. Should be fun. (Faithless, in case you wanted to know who we're going to see/hear.)

I don't normally do concerts, as I get claustrophobia in crowds. But sometimes it's worth it.

 

[Bandit58]

It's Spring and Master's health is definitely improving..... I was woken this morning with a couple of swats on my butt and He in the mood for a blowjob......the first time we have "played" in role for ages. I am a very happy sub.....

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Murphy

may you roast in Hell without so much as a reach-around.

 

[snowy ciara]

It's Spring and Master's health is definitely improving..... I was woken this morning with a couple of swats on my butt and He in the mood for a blowjob......the first time we have "played" in role for ages. I am a very happy sub.....

YAY! glad to hear he's feeling better.

 

[Bandit58]

YAY! glad to hear he's feeling better.

Glad you're on the mend too sweetie Hospitals are NO fun, and totally agree the food leaves much to be desired

 

[snowy ciara]

I'm sure if any of my nurses were all sexy as you I would have got better faster. Either that or tried to get on home health care so I could take you home..

And in an unrelated blurt.. Doncha just hate it when you got a kinky sexy bdsm-ey story going on and then you have to take a week off through no fault of your own and then you can't find a decent ending to it? AAaarghh..

 

[FungiUg]

Doncha just hate it when you got a kinky sexy bdsm-ey story going on and then you have to take a week off through no fault of your own and then you can't find a decent ending to it?

Suddenly, several shots rang out, and they collapsed to the floor, dead in a slowly spreading pool of warm blood.

 

[snowy ciara]

This is a bdsm stroke story, not a spaghetti western! (How was the show?)

 

[FungiUg]

Damned good. Very loud. I think my ears are still ringing.

 

[Kajira Callista]

hi FungiUg

 

[Esclava]

Damned good. Very loud. I think my ears are still ringing.

You mean you can hear at all???

Esclava

 

[Cleopatra]

Hmm. I was going to start something for you, but I didn't know how it would be taken.

But you know what I was going to say.

 

[snowy ciara]

once we cybered..

Ye bleedin' idiot.. How dare you pm me looking for a quick lay.. First off, when I hung out on the chat side, my login wasn't snowy ciara. Second, I never cybered with anyone! I hung out the bdsm social club, and the D/s room.. the two rooms where it was pretty damn hard to get a quick cum Third, if our alleged "scene" was as good as you intimate it was I'D REMEMBER IT!

Good luck finding her, but stay out of my pm box..

 

[FungiUg]

Not only will she not respect you in the morning, she won't even remember you in the morning!

 

[snowy ciara]

To the DomWannabe (not you Fungi.. the Pm-er from above)

Grr.. I am somewhat micturated (definition to follow) that you are too damn lazy to look it up. If you don't have a dictionary handy, there are several online ones available to you. May I suggest a Google search?

Now then, the word "intimate" as I used it.

1. verb to communicate an indirect hint or other indirect sign; to subtly imply.

2. verb more rarely, to announce or proclaim.

Also, the word "micturate".

1. verb to urinate

i.e. You might say, when one is "micturated" they are pissed off. As I am, when DomWannabe trolls are too lazy to find a dictionary. Congratulations, jerk. You're the first weiniehead on my ignore list.

 

[Raindear816]

i miss you, Sir. There is a void that cannot be filled by anything but Your presence.

 

[esclave_PP]

Originally posted by FungiUg
Suddenly, several shots rang out, and they collapsed to the floor, dead in a slowly spreading pool of warm blood.

You could always end it with some "suspense" giggles...

 

[esclave_PP]

Dontcha just hate it when people IM you out of the blue and tell you they want to meet you and fuck you and they don't even have a clue who you are? Especially after you told them that you aren't available? ARGH!

 

[InnerDarkness]

I miss you so much

*sigh*

I need you...

 

[WriterDom]

Martha Stewart

Wonder if she'll get fisted tonight.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Martha Stewart

Wonder if she'll get fisted tonight.

That's one video I don't want to see!

 

[shyslyone]

Martha Stewart

Wonder if she'll get fisted tonight.

Hmmm....raises all sorts of questions about the topic of the next book in her "Good Things" series, doesn't it? Yikes!

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Thank you for remembering.

 

[FungiUg]

People that assume or demand things of me without my consent really piss me off.

You just lost a friend tonight.

 

[MissTaken]

for fungi.