The Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread

[Pleasure_Fan]

Submarine: Fire in the hole!

Loved this one... You get double, double entendre points

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

OMG, give me time, people! I have bronchitis! And no tan yet! It's not even EASTER for cryin' out loud!

*soaking up flattery*

Will you wear a bikini made of peeps?

Okay, I noticed that it was green. And that it WAS art. And since cs already admitted that she doesn't know it, I'll bite: I don't expect you to publicly share the personal meaning, but what's the name of the piece/artist? I don't recognize it either.

Just a little something from Greek mythology that I whipped up out of dryer lint.

Well, good lord, not if you put it that way. We're greedy subbies, not monsters.

24 months later: the greedy subbie virus. Wherein, cookie denial becomes a sort of metaphor for your mixed feelings about orgasm control, and exacts a sort of snack revenge on bastard D's.

I KNEW it! Nice wings, hottie.

I've always wanted wings. Seriously.

I'm gonna rip these off, fry them up, coat them in spicy sauce and commit self-cannibalism with ranch dressing.

I thought you picked it simply because it was green, like chlorophyll, baby. There goes my theory...'cause you're way deeper than me if you picked it because it's art and has meaning.

Well that is my suave-ativity, babe. I am cultured as FUCK.

I need to turn the AV's on ... I'm tired of missing out on DGE's sexy ones ...
but on the other hand I could not do my stealth surfing if I turn them on ...
ah! decisions, decisions and compromises ...

To Av and Av not.

No point at the mo, but join the fan club and subscribe to our email, we'll send you all the hottest DGE av news right to your inbox

There's an app for that. And it just moved ahead of "Cotton Swab Organizer!" and "Ohio Rest Stop Buddy" on iTunes.

Bloody lucky the bikini comment didn't apply to me, greenpeace are busy enough as it is!

Don't talk about my mom like that.

The inate awareness of being a submissive- subconscience

generally agreed upon traits for submissives - substandard

submissive with a cute ass - subcutaneous

sumbissive missing a deadline (big no-no)- sublate

A shnoz that reminds you of a dom you used to know- Dominos

Damn, you're good.

Potato.

 

[Pleasure_Fan]

And I kind of think DGE looks a bit like he belongs in a Dr. Who episode.
Let's just say I wouldn't want to turn my back on him...

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

And I kind of think DGE looks a bit like he belongs in a Dr. Who episode.
Let's just say I wouldn't want to turn my back on him...

There was that one Dr. Who, yeah. About the winged green dude, and the cumming on command, by permission. That was my favorite episode!

 

[Homburg]

And I kind of think DGE looks a bit like he belongs in a Dr. Who episode.
Let's just say I wouldn't want to turn my back on him...

"6."
"You said 6."
"No I didn't."

 

[Pleasure_Fan]

There was that one Dr. Who, yeah. About the winged green dude, and the cumming on command, by permission. That was my favorite episode!

DANG IT!!! I miss ONE lousy episode of Dr. Who and look what happens... *Heads off to youtube land*

 

[Pleasure_Fan]

"6."
"You said 6."
"No I didn't."

Oh hell. I missed that one too...

 

[seela]

I woke up feeling invisible.

 

[Pleasure_Fan]

I woke up feeling invisible.

Did you look in the mirror? Or did you not bother?
In all seriousness, drag THEM to the mirror and make them look at you too!!

 

[minx1]

I woke up feeling invisible.

*hugs* Seela..you are never invisible


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I have no money and I have no plans, but i am going to ensure I have
some nice things to do this coming holiday. Particularly after that.

I reckon I deserve nice times.

It would be really nice to be wooed a little and before anyone else beats me to it, it would be nice to be really wude too

 

[Cattypuss]

That was pretty up beat first thing in the morning... Thanks!
And what's the french? Is he just saying the same thing he did in English, or is there a secret message?

Just a repeat of the verse about seeing your ship go sailing, in French.

 

[Cattypuss]

I am so tired I'm beginning to lose hope of ever feeling normal again.

 

[minx1]

It's been a less than average day.

Seeing her this morning brought back lots of strong emotions and memories.

I remember contacting random women on here and other sites to confirm if they had been talking/cybering/meeting him. So awful. Particularly when they had lol.

Dont want to ever do that again.

I deserve commitment and loyalty because I give it and I deserve time, both quality and quantity; not crumbs.

I made mistakes. I wont make them again.

 

[catalina_francisco]

It's been a less than average day.

Seeing her this morning brought back lots of strong emotions and memories.

I remember contacting random women on here and other sites to confirm if they had been talking/cybering/meeting him. So awful. Particularly when they had lol.

Dont want to ever do that again.

I deserve commitment and loyalty because I give it and I deserve time, both quality and quantity; not crumbs.

I made mistakes. I wont make them again.

x 12

Catalina

 

[seela]

Did you look in the mirror? Or did you not bother?
In all seriousness, drag THEM to the mirror and make them look at you too!!

*hugs* Seela..you are never invisible

Thanks and thanks!
I had pretty unpleasant dreams and then being ignored for the first thing after waking up made me feel momentarily very worthless and invisible, and right now that is not a good thing.

But I ran into someone dear to me at the university and we ended up touring three cafes and one excellent Ukrainian restaurant. It was just perfect, perfect!

Besides...sunshine!!

 

[FloggingMolly]

Don't talk about my mom like that.

This had me giggling

And I kind of think DGE looks a bit like he belongs in a Dr. Who episode.
Let's just say I wouldn't want to turn my back on him...

That episode was creepy...
I'd consider turning my back on the real DGE though

 

[the captians wench]

There's an app for that. And it just moved ahead of "Cotton Swab Organizer!" and "Ohio Rest Stop Buddy" on iTunes.

Dude, you don't need an app to get you a blow job in Ohio, just PM me when you're by my rest stop, it'll save you the $1.99.

*hugs* Seela..you are never invisible


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I have no money and I have no plans, but i am going to ensure I have
some nice things to do this coming holiday. Particularly after that.

I reckon I deserve nice times.

It would be really nice to be wooed a little and before anyone else beats me to it, it would be nice to be really wude too

yup, I'm feeling much the same. And I'm pretty easy, buy me a drink and spend an hour telling me how sweet and pretty I am and you're almost garenteed a blow and a shot at my ass if you fancy. *giggles*

God I'm a repressed slut.

 

[Kajira Callista]

I'm not going to say no. I'm not supposed to

 

[minx1]

I need a cuddle

 

[Bandit58]

I need a cuddle

*grins* Here ya go! *snuzzle*

 

[FloggingMolly]

Dude, you don't need an app to get you a blow job in Ohio, just PM me when you're by my rest stop, it'll save you the $1.99.

I have images of DGE having one of those online maps people use to show where they've been, except his is for guaranteed blow job towns

 

[the captians wench]

I have images of DGE having one of those online maps people use to show where they've been, except his is for guaranteed blow job towns

I've been known to travel with in a 1 hour radious of my apt to give good head.

Does that mean my blip would be bigger?

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

That episode was creepy...
I'd consider turning my back on the real DGE though

"There are 40 rules all Schrute boys must learn by age 5. Rule #17- There are 3 things you never turn your back on- bears, men you have wronged, and a dominant male turkey during mating season."
-Dwight Schrute

Dude, you don't need an app to get you a blow job in Ohio, just PM me when you're by my rest stop, it'll save you the $1.99.

God I'm a repressed slut.

I thought Missouri was the Show Me state.

Okay. I really want to move the rest stop thing oooooooff the table now. I feel like Ben Stiller in Something About Mary.

I need a cuddle

You've had a pretty shitty couple of weeks. It sounds like things are getting better, though. I hope so.

 

[lilkiki]

Wondering where all the female dominants are...

The ones who like girls, anyway.

 

[minx1]

You've had a pretty shitty couple of weeks. It sounds like things are getting better, though. I hope so.

Yeah they have been shitty.....just my usually succesful finances and personal life with a few car problems and lost purses thrown into the mix lol

I'm feeling a bit disillusioned and wondering what now. I guess the anser to that is onwards and upwards I guess.

Thanks DGE