The Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread

[the captians wench]

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I thought Missouri was the Show Me state.

Okay. I really want to move the rest stop thing oooooooff the table now. I feel like Ben Stiller in Something About Mary.

Okay, there's a mcdonald's 3 miles down.

 

[minx1]

Okay, there's a mcdonald's 3 miles down.

Wenchie you make me laugh

Dont forget he has to spend an hour telling you you are pretty and stuff first.

ok 5 minutes

 

[minx1]

x 12

Catalina

*grins* Here ya go! *snuzzle*

awww thanks guys that helps

oh hon I need to drop you a line about facebook

 

[seela]

"There are 40 rules all Schrute boys must learn by age 5. Rule #17- There are 3 things you never turn your back on- bears, men you have wronged, and a dominant male turkey during mating season."
-Dwight Schrute

"Learn your rules, you better learn your rules. If you don't, you'll be eaten in your sleep...roar."

 

[the captians wench]

Wenchie you make me laugh

Dont forget he has to spend an hour telling you you are pretty and stuff first.

ok 5 minutes

not if he's in a suit. Suit gets lvl up powers. Suit guy can skip flattery and go streight into neck kissing .

 

[Pleasure_Fan]

Why in the SAM hell doesn't this site have a martini glass icon available on a Friday night??!! Pffffftt!!

 

[minx1]

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[KayKat]

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HUGS to you my friend!

 

[minx1]

HUGS to you my friend!

Thanks honey

My cat back home died, but I was fed up of posting bad stuff lol so I deleted it

Hope things are going great with you chick

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Yeah they have been shitty.....just my usually succesful finances and personal life with a few car problems and lost purses thrown into the mix lol

I'm feeling a bit disillusioned and wondering what now. I guess the anser to that is onwards and upwards I guess.

Thanks DGE

The sun don't shine on the same dog's ass all the time. It'll get better.

 

[minx1]

The sun don't shine on the same dog's ass all the time. It'll get better.

I can honestly say i have never ever heard that before

It made me giggle....ta DGE

I'm going to have a large glass of something and look at nice things on the internet

 

[the captians wench]

I can honestly say i have never ever heard that before

It made me giggle....ta DGE

I'm going to have a large glass of something and look at nice things on the internet

I had a large glass of something last night.

Today is retail theropy.

 

[minx1]

I had a large glass of something last night.

Today is retail theropy.

Now thats something I could do with

Did you get anything nice wenchie?

 

[the captians wench]

Now thats something I could do with

Did you get anything nice wenchie?

Haven't gone out yet *giggles*

I have to run by work and pick up the company credit card to buy some stuff for an event going on tuesday, but I'm also going to be stopping at 2 fabric stores that are having big sales today. Maybe a third (different location but same store as one of the others) depends on how much I spend.

I'm also considering stopping in at bath and body works. They're having a buy 3 get 3 free sale, and I have a coupon for buy one get one free, so I'm thinking it's a good time to stock up on my bath wash. $10 a bottle is hard for me to justify to myself, but if it's $5 a bottle, I'm a bit more okay with that. *giggles*

 

[KayKat]

Thanks honey

My cat back home died, but I was fed up of posting bad stuff lol so I deleted it

Hope things are going great with you chick

You are welcome sweetie!

Oh I am sorry about your cat *HUGS*

Things are going good for me right now!

Hope things will start looking up for you again as it seems to be rough right now! Here for you if you want to talk

 

[FloggingMolly]

not if he's in a suit. Suit gets lvl up powers. Suit guy can skip flattery and go streight into neck kissing .

Could not agree more. Can only be bested by historical military dress uniform and Lynx ((do you guys call it Axe?)) Africa aftershave

 

[wicked woman]

Why is it that more often than not it rains on the day I get my hair done?

 

[FloggingMolly]

someone has pushed my 'calm, submissive' button. All I can say is 'ahhhhh that feels much better'. My mind functions at a different speed.

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

You know it has always bothered me that the word for palindrome isn't a palindrome... it just doesn't seem right. I mean what is wrong with calling it a...

palinilap ?

Its more fun to say... and if you look at the middle of it, it looks like 2 identical people sitting on either side of a table... which is a sort of visual palindrome/palinilap too...right?

I think I am on to something...maybe if I just start using it in random conversations it will catch on... hmmm.

 

[the captians wench]

Could not agree more. Can only be bested by historical military dress uniform and Lynx ((do you guys call it Axe?)) Africa aftershave

There's a brit living here I've had the fortune of aquainting myself with...

Anyway, he wears cufflinks, and something about the sight of his cufflinks makes me drip. There's just something about that bit of. . . formality that will get me hot and bothered every time.

Since the economy has taken a dive, I've noticed more business mettings going on in my mc-lobby. God bless it. Men in suits monday-friday.

 

[the captians wench]

Now thats something I could do with

Did you get anything nice wenchie?

I got some really great buys. Yup more fabric.

Ended up with ringing my mom and spending the day with her, but she had to get home and do her school work so only hit one fabric store.

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

Could not agree more. Can only be bested by historical military dress uniform and Lynx ((do you guys call it Axe?)) Africa aftershave

You are SO right! I am ALL about a crisp uniform or full dark suit on a beautiful man *knee wobble* But I have to part ways with aftershave of any kind unless it is the slightest hint of it from it being put on 12 hours before. I have a very strong sense of smell and can't handle most mens colognes and aftershaves...I need to smell thier actual scent... that unique...yup that is HIM smell. If I can smell it a foot or 2 away, I get tipsy...up close in the crook of the neck right under thier ear lobe so I can really drink it in... instantly sloppy drunk. *melt*

 

[the captians wench]

I wanna fuck like rabbits...

Damn it, now my mouth is all watery. Gonna be a 2 popcicle night.

Honestly, is it really so much to ask to have a dick at my beck and call for when my oral fixation gets unmanageable? It's only two or three times an hour. And I'm not even asking for a hard dick.

 

[minx1]

Thinking about all that time I gave when I could/should have been spending it on mum.

she even said it seemed strange and she never sees it from my pov

 

[midwestyankee]

You know it has always bothered me that the word for palindrome isn't a palindrome... it just doesn't seem right. I mean what is wrong with calling it a...

palinilap ?

Its more fun to say... and if you look at the middle of it, it looks like 2 identical people sitting on either side of a table... which is a sort of visual palindrome/palinilap too...right?

I think I am on to something...maybe if I just start using it in random conversations it will catch on... hmmm.

The secret to this mystery is known only to the woman who runs the Yreka Bakery.