The Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread

[the captians wench]

ready to be swept off my feet and wisked away now.

 

[midwestyankee]

ready to be swept off my feet and wisked away now.

Have you been gathering dust?

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

DGE,

In my world, the word FINE is an abbreviation for:

F - fucked up
I - insecure
N- neurotic
E - emotional

Please tell me it's not the same for everyone else?

Oh no. No.

I meant the good kind!

Ferromagnetic Interstellar Nipple-suckin' Entomology.

Hmm, this is usually the toast I make before I take a shot of some sort of hard alcohol. (Ok, fine, whatever, the shot is more like a grape kamikaze. I'm a wimp)



Why, o' why, didn't I get a potty trained puppy instead of the pee machine I did?

Stop giving the puppy Linatone Plus kamikazes. Now.

Why do people turn up at 8am on Sunday morning to say hello? And if I don't answer the door they knock on my window to wake me up. That is just pure evil.

And what is with them expecting me to speak some vague form of english at that time of the morning?

They wanted their bourbon and condom packets back, didn't they?

 

[kiwi_submissive]

They wanted their bourbon and condom packets back, didn't they?

Well both were empty

More excitement of showing off a new car and wanting to get me to check some things out on it.

My language consisted of mainly 4 letter words, I really can't figure out if they were laughing at my pink pjs, hair or just the general lack of coherant sentances.

 

[the captians wench]

Have you been gathering dust?

That's a polite way to put it.

 

[midwestyankee]

That's a polite way to put it.

That's me...polite to a fault.

 

[the captians wench]

That's me...polite to a fault.

*giggles*

well you made me smile at least.

 

[FungiUg]

Why do people turn up at 8am on Sunday morning to say hello?

"Which part of 'Fuck off, wankers' did you not understand?"

 

[kiwi_submissive]

"Which part of 'Fuck off, wankers' did you not understand?"

I think they might have been trying to get an eyeful. Last time they tried it was when I was sleeping naked. Without thinking I yanked open the curtains, caught the nets and ended up showing them that I hadn't had breakfast Still not thinking I told them to go forth and multiply and fuck them and the horse they rode in on before finally realising that their eyes were anywhere but my face and yes they could see everything.

In typical me fashion (if you ignore it then maybe it might just go away) I closed the curtains, crawled back into bed and promptly went back to sleep.

In case you can't tell I REALLY don't do mornings.

Lesson learnt....don't sleep naked.

 

[FungiUg]

Lesson learnt....don't sleep naked.

Wrong lesson. Where do you live? I have this sudden urge to come around early in the morning and knock on your window.

 

[the captians wench]

Lesson learnt....don't sleep naked.

I think about this every time my smoke detectors go off and I'm laying there wearing a sleepy look trying to decide if I should get up and get dressed or if some one just burnt their midnight snack.

Or right now durring tornado season adding a t-shirt and shorts to the emergancy kit so it's ontop and I can dress before going to my safe spot.

I just can't bare the thought of wearing clothes while sleeping. It's much more horrible than being caught naked.

 

[BiBunny]

Note to self: Don't hire anybody to do your grunt work for you again. You're spending more time holding his hand and explaining WHY he shouldn't do what he's trying to do when he questions you than you would've spent doing it yourself. Also, the know-it-all attitude.

 

[kiwi_submissive]

Wrong lesson. Where do you live? I have this sudden urge to come around early in the morning and knock on your window.

I live in a Pineapple under the sea. Oh wait thats Spongebob.

Whitetrashville

I think about this every time my smoke detectors go off and I'm laying there wearing a sleepy look trying to decide if I should get up and get dressed or if some one just burnt their midnight snack.

Or right now durring tornado season adding a t-shirt and shorts to the emergancy kit so it's ontop and I can dress before going to my safe spot.

I just can't bare the thought of wearing clothes while sleeping. It's much more horrible than being caught naked.

Tornados must be so scary. We rarely get them here. Earthquakes are quite common and even when I slept naked I would always have a pair of shoes by the bed so if anything happened I would not cut my feet on broken glass, for some odd reason that just seemed more important at the time.

 

[FungiUg]

Tornados must be so scary. We rarely get them here.

We had one up in Auckland not so long ago, scared the willies out of us complacent Jafas. In fact, it was just around the corner from where I used to live. On the scale of the ones they get in the U.S. though, it was only a baby.

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

Don't you hate it when yesterday feels like gum on your shoe?

 

[the captians wench]

seriously, wtf is wrong with my family.

bunch of passive agressive ass munches.

The reason NO ONE except my mom has my number is because you fucks text me at all hours of night and it's all chain mail.

It's not just you. And it's not that you're "not allowed" to have my number. You're almost 50. Act like a fucking grown up.

 

[satindesire]

seriously, wtf is wrong with my family.

bunch of passive agressive ass munches.

The reason NO ONE except my mom has my number is because you fucks text me at all hours of night and it's all chain mail.

It's not just you. And it's not that you're "not allowed" to have my number. You're almost 50. Act like a fucking grown up.

It's your turn to row, kiddo. *shakes head in empathy*

 

[Kajira Callista]

I feel like this all is a dream. If it is, please don't wake me.
I have never felt happier or more fullfilled.
My Daddies are amazing and i never, ever want this to end!

 

[Etoile]

i need a fucking xanax

 

[Kajira Callista]

i need a fucking xanax

if i could email one.........

 

[Kajira Callista]

So my heart is doin its thing again grrrrrrr
beta blocker not keeping the pressure down either. Now I'm on a calcium channel blocker as well and i hate them. make me tired and cranky and now Im sure the Ds are going to be way too careful with me because doc wants a holter and a stress test and i cant afford either right now. I feel like I am going to cry.

 

[catalina_francisco]

seriously, wtf is wrong with my family.

bunch of passive agressive ass munches.

The reason NO ONE except my mom has my number is because you fucks text me at all hours of night and it's all chain mail.

It's not just you. And it's not that you're "not allowed" to have my number. You're almost 50. Act like a fucking grown up.

Nice to know I am not the only one who detests those type emails. I had one family member who no matter how many emails I sent asking how they were etc., all I ever got back were stupid chain mail. Now she wonders why I don't email her anymore.

Catalina

 

[catalina_francisco]

So my heart is doin its thing again grrrrrrr
beta blocker not keeping the pressure down either. Now I'm on a calcium channel blocker as well and i hate them. make me tired and cranky and now Im sure the Ds are going to be way too careful with me because doc wants a holter and a stress test and i cant afford either right now. I feel like I am going to cry.

Hope you feel better soon.

 

[midwestyankee]

i need a fucking xanax

Screw the xanax; I need the fucking.

 

[satindesire]

i need a fucking xanax

Sounds great.