The Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread

[Mz_Cunningham]

I am so horny right now that it is going to distract me so much during work I wish she was going to be there when I get home tonight

 

[Lilac_Sky]

I am so horny right now that it is going to distract me so much during work I wish she was going to be there when I get home tonight

Your slave always wishes she was going to be there when you get home from work

 

[midwestyankee]

Clem and Jed were sitting around at the barber shop when they had this conversation:

Clem: So Jed, why are you so down in the mouth?

Jed: Had to shoot my dog.

Clem: Was she mad?

Jed: Well, I guess she wasn't too damned pleased about it.

 

[the captians wench]

trying to get released to go back to work is proving to be as hard as getting off work was.

 

[HottieMama]

I just became friends with a positively GORGEOUS (to me) "Dom" on Fet. I want to send him a messages that goes something like...
"You, me...acts of sadism and hot monkey sex...NOW... OK???" LOL. I won't though...but dammit that's what I am thinking...

 

[bhndblueyes88]

I just became friends with a positively GORGEOUS (to me) "Dom" on Fet. I want to send him a messages that goes something like...
"You, me...acts of sadism and hot monkey sex...NOW... OK???" LOL. I won't though...but dammit that's what I am thinking...

You know, I've always been a bit confused by the term "hot monkey sex".

The last thing I want to be thinking of in regards to sex is boinking monkeys. *dislikes monkeys*

 

[LilyPru]

The way some people feel about ice cream? That's me and freshly baked bread.

 

[ultramarineblue]

I've got to get serious about a couple of things tomorrow.

 

[HottieMama]

I really need to "grow a set" sometimes...

 

[BiBunny]

Why is it that the only submissive male profiles that EVER appeal to me on BDSM sites are always profiles that belong to submissive GAY men? *Cries*

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

Yup, my plate... totally full. Thanks... No, No... really. I'm good. Thanks.

 

[bhndblueyes88]

oh it FIGURES. I finally buck up enough gumption to send the love SOMETHING along the lines of a "this is what I've really been enjoying and what I'd like to do/do more of" (Even if it's just that sex map mentioned earlier today some where ), and what's he doing?

RAIDING!!!

*Grumblemumble*

 

[Mz_Cunningham]

oh it FIGURES. I finally buck up enough gumption to send the love SOMETHING along the lines of a "this is what I've really been enjoying and what I'd like to do/do more of" (Even if it's just that sex map mentioned earlier today some where ), and what's he doing?

RAIDING!!!

*Grumblemumble*

There are so many things I about this that made me smile My slave was the one talking about the sex map, and I'm sitting here giggling that you can't interrupt raids, they're important!

 

[bhndblueyes88]

There are so many things I about this that made me smile My slave was the one talking about the sex map, and I'm sitting here giggling that you can't interrupt raids, they're important!

Well I COULD interrupt...but he's pretty pleased to finally be in a regular raiding group and I'd hate to spoil a fight for him. And I wouldn't really have his attention anyways. I could be giving him a blow job under the table and he'd still be more focused on his game. But it's alright, because such nerdery is what brings us together

That and my adopted sister is the raid leader and I'm pretty sure she'd beat me with a stick in the most unsexy way possible. Which she is fully capable of doing.

 

[Lilac_Sky]

I think I am starving, but have no clue what I want to eat. I'd prefer to climb into bed to sleep, but I know I need to eat first.

 

[LilyPru]

oh it FIGURES. I finally buck up enough gumption to send the love SOMETHING along the lines of a "this is what I've really been enjoying and what I'd like to do/do more of" (Even if it's just that sex map mentioned earlier today some where ), and what's he doing?

RAIDING!!!

*Grumblemumble*

Probably a totally stupid question... but what on earth is raiding?? And why would one want to do it instead of sex?

 

[seela]

People who like to watch other people drive their cars very fast in the middle of a forest also seem to like fanny packs (no giggling, you UK and OZ people!) and wearing socks with sandals.

 

[bhndblueyes88]

Probably a totally stupid question... but what on earth is raiding?? And why would one want to do it instead of sex?

raiding is something you do in MMORPG games (Massively Multiplayer Online RPG games), like World of Warcraft. You're in a group of either 10 or 25 people (in WoW) and you're usually trying to fight through a dungeon that has particularly powerful enemies. They're also usually directly part of the "greater story" of the world. Due to the level of teamwork and skill involved, many people take raiding very seriously. One person getting distracted can ruin an entire fight for everyone. Scheduled raiding is a time and attention commitment of the duration of that night's activities. Distracting my boy from his "work" with sex would be like... a football player's girlfriend walking onto the field and dragging him away from the game for some nookie.

 

[LilyPru]

raiding is something you do in MMORPG games (Massively Multiplayer Online RPG games), like World of Warcraft. You're in a group of either 10 or 25 people (in WoW) and you're usually trying to fight through a dungeon that has particularly powerful enemies. They're also usually directly part of the "greater story" of the world. Due to the level of teamwork and skill involved, many people take raiding very seriously. One person getting distracted can ruin an entire fight for everyone. Scheduled raiding is a time and attention commitment of the duration of that night's activities. Distracting my boy from his "work" with sex would be like... a football player's girlfriend walking onto the field and dragging him away from the game for some nookie.

Oh I see, thanks for the explanation. I think I might still be tempted to try and distract. I would clearly be a bad girlfriend to have around during wartime. Or the playoffs.

 

[bhndblueyes88]

Oh I see, thanks for the explanation. I think I might still be tempted to try and distract. I would clearly be a bad girlfriend to have around during wartime. Or the playoffs.

Oh it's DEFINITELY tempting! But I'd be pretty irritated if he tried to do the same thing, so I don't

 

[Mz_Cunningham]

Oh it's DEFINITELY tempting! But I'd be pretty irritated if he tried to do the same thing, so I don't

Like you said, he's pleased that he's finally gotten a guild that does regular raiding, coming between a nerd and their raid wouldn't be very nice.

Remember....

Sex is unlimited, raids are not!

 

[Cattypuss]

fanny packs (no giggling, you UK and OZ people!)

I defend my right to giggle

 

[bhndblueyes88]

Sex is unlimited, raids are not!

Precisely! Although he's not actually a member of the guild (which, really makes his need to be there and engaged all the more important), because he's loves our guild too much to leave Besides. raiding guilds are full of up tight buttheads.

 

[Mz_Cunningham]

Precisely! Although he's not actually a member of the guild (which, really makes his need to be there and engaged all the more important), because he's loves our guild too much to leave Besides. raiding guilds are full of up tight buttheads.

QFT. Raiding guilds are elitist assholes.

 

[ultramarineblue]

So far not so much going with the goals for today. One is mostly out. I can make a little headway on it but won't really make a difference until tomorrow. The other I'm still avoiding.