Awwweee.
So, I need to be tied down, to spare the innocents, right? Maybe punished a little, to learn the error of my ways?
Is that what you're saying?
I got no brain to discern what you're saying, so I'm asking.
Define "get rid of"...Oh sure... but I may just have to get rid of that whole penis thing you've got going on there
How about I just punish you instead?
Define "get rid of"...
If you want, we can start small (lol). They have these nifty new emasculators on the market that clamp onto the cord and vasculature, then you put them in a drill and...
WHIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
twist 'em right off ^_^
Supposedly it doesn't hurt. I haven't actually watched a demonstration, though, nor asked a horse who's had it done, so I can't promise you anything
the people at the clinic getting all excited where the GUYS 
That was running in fear and horror right?????
Let me just be clear... I am not a "cold" person. I am actually fairly warm and fuzzy and very affectionate. However, I am going through a shitty divorce from my husband, and I also just broke up with my girlfriend/Domme about a month ago. Emotionally, I am spent. All I want is friends, play and sex...and not necessarily in that order. (Please no lectures about my priorities...) She KNOWS this. She is not in the lifestyle. She is more than willing to "explore" with her being on the bottom, but is not willing to turn the tables and do those same things to me. Topping her right now, quite frankly, is requiring more effort than I am willing to give. I lived in a marriage for 4 years that did not include getting my needs met and he was supposedly a Top. I feel it is my time to be a bit selfish and get what I need, or at least find someone who is willing to learn how to give it to me. And as for the L-Bomb??? Let's just say I was shocked, and didn't quite know how to respond. Still don't... She "apologized" and said she didn't mean to say that...which I don't buy. Hence, the conclusion that emotionally we are light-years apart.
It is better that I end this now, before she gets hurt more than she is going to already...
And I think you're totally right on all fronts. You should end it now before she has the potential to get more hurt, and YES it is time for you to be a little selfish!!! A little selfishness now and then makes the saner of wiser men ^_^
Define "get rid of"...
If you want, we can start small (lol). They have these nifty new emasculators on the market that clamp onto the cord and vasculature, then you put them in a drill and...
WHIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
twist 'em right off ^_^
Supposedly it doesn't hurt. I haven't actually watched a demonstration, though, nor asked a horse who's had it done, so I can't promise you anything
Home from my date and it's 6:50PM. It ended very quickly when she called her dog, who is actually named "Baby,"...nigger. As in "come here nigger...come here...."
I think I have never been so horrified....
Home from my date and it's 6:50PM. It ended very quickly when she called her dog, who is actually named "Baby,"...nigger. As in "come here nigger...come here...."
I think I have never been so horrified....
Yeah. Curb time, for sure. Might make your breaking-up a little easier for you, though.I actually met her on a dating site... And yes, really... I couldn't make that hillbilly, Deliverance shit up if I tried...
Yeah. Curb time, for sure. Might make your breaking-up a little easier for you, though.
You *did* remember the "And don't forget to delete my phone number, e-mail address, et cetera, from your phone, computer and address book," right?
