The Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread

[HottieMama]

Wow....that's a bit unnerving.....

 

[Lilac_Sky]

I might just slather the toast in syrup

May your slave add powdered sugar on top?

 

[the captians wench]

some how he always makes me feel better.











Though hearing his voice would have calmed me sooner. I'm such a sucker for an accent.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Does anyone have a good zucchini cheddar bread recipe?

I can't vouch for this personally, but it got good ratings...

Zucchini Cheddar Bread

10-12 servings.

Position a rack in the center of the oven. Preheat the oven to 350 F. Grease a 9 x 5-inch (8-cup) loaf pan.

Whisk together in a large bowl:

3 cups all-purpose flour
4 teaspoons baking powder
1 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoon baking soda

Add and toss to separate and coat with flour:

1 cup coarsely shredded zucchini
3/4 cup shredded sharp Cheddar cheese
1/4 cup chopped scallions (or white onion)
3 tablespoons chopped fresh parsley
1 tablespoon snipped fresh dill, or 2 teaspoons dried

Whisk together in another bowl:

2 large eggs
1 cup buttermilk
4 tablespoons (1/2 stick) warm melted unsalted butter or vegetable oil

Add to the flour mixture and mix with a few light strokes just until the dry ingredients are moistened. Do not overmix; the batter should not be smooth. Bake until a toothpick inserted in the center comes out clean, 55 to 60 minutes. Let cool in the pan on a rack for 5 to 10 minutes before unmolding to cool completely on the rack.

P.S. No buttermilk? Add a touch of vinegar to 1 cup of milk. That’s what I did and it worked perfectly.​

 

[LilyPru]

I can't vouch for this personally, but it got good ratings...

Zucchini Cheddar Bread

10-12 servings.

Position a rack in the center of the oven. Preheat the oven to 350 F. Grease a 9 x 5-inch (8-cup) loaf pan.

Whisk together in a large bowl:

3 cups all-purpose flour
4 teaspoons baking powder
1 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoon baking soda

Add and toss to separate and coat with flour:

1 cup coarsely shredded zucchini
3/4 cup shredded sharp Cheddar cheese
1/4 cup chopped scallions (or white onion)
3 tablespoons chopped fresh parsley
1 tablespoon snipped fresh dill, or 2 teaspoons dried

Whisk together in another bowl:

2 large eggs
1 cup buttermilk
4 tablespoons (1/2 stick) warm melted unsalted butter or vegetable oil

Add to the flour mixture and mix with a few light strokes just until the dry ingredients are moistened. Do not overmix; the batter should not be smooth. Bake until a toothpick inserted in the center comes out clean, 55 to 60 minutes. Let cool in the pan on a rack for 5 to 10 minutes before unmolding to cool completely on the rack.

P.S. No buttermilk? Add a touch of vinegar to 1 cup of milk. That’s what I did and it worked perfectly.​

Thank you sir. *hat tip*

I'll save you a piece.

 

[Mz_Cunningham]

May your slave add powdered sugar on top?

Hmmm, very well I shall allow it....this time

 

[bhndblueyes88]

...GODDAMMIT. I just realized I'll get hardly any chat time and absolutely no play time for a week. GRRRRRRRRR

*sigh* maybe this would be a good time to recondition myself not to need my vibrator any more. i'm pretty much out of fresh batteries anyways.

 

[the captians wench]

...GODDAMMIT. I just realized I'll get hardly any chat time and absolutely no play time for a week. GRRRRRRRRR

*sigh* maybe this would be a good time to recondition myself not to need my vibrator any more. i'm pretty much out of fresh batteries anyways.

I'll tell you what a dear friend told me when I faced this very thing:

Buy a magic wand.


Best advice ever.

 

[TarevaChine]

I'll tell you what a dear friend told me when I faced this very thing:

Buy a magic wand.


Best advice ever.

Good advice. I love mine!

 

[sereneone4u]

hmmmm I seem to have lost the upper hand somewhere...


what to do....what to do


pondering

 

[the captians wench]

looking over the pics I sent Jounar this week.

He loved them so, I just had to have a look, though I usually don't look at my own pics.

all I could think was "what a fat ass"

 

[bhndblueyes88]

I'll tell you what a dear friend told me when I faced this very thing:

Buy a magic wand.


Best advice ever.

But that's kind of the opposite the direction I'd like to go. I'd kind of like to cum using only my hand again

 

[CutieMouse]

...GODDAMMIT. I just realized I'll get hardly any chat time and absolutely no play time for a week. GRRRRRRRRR

*sigh* maybe this would be a good time to recondition myself not to need my vibrator any more. i'm pretty much out of fresh batteries anyways.

I'll tell you what a dear friend told me when I faced this very thing:

Buy a magic wand.


Best advice ever.

Good advice. I love mine!

I had my very first ever experience with a vibrator the other week (it was a magic wand)... and my only reaction was "Holy shit that tickles!" followed by uncontrollable giggles.

 

[graceanne]

looking over the pics I sent Jounar this week.

He loved them so, I just had to have a look, though I usually don't look at my own pics.

all I could think was "what a fat ass"

LOL When K was in Iraq I made my share of pictures that I never looked at. He LOVED them, but they were a HUGE mood killer for me. I mean - ew.

Men are so weird.

I had my very first ever experience with a vibrator the other week (it was a magic wand)... and my only reaction was "Holy shit that tickles!" followed by uncontrollable giggles.

LOL

 

[Etoile]

Very physically uncomfortable right now. Guess I cannot quit the allergy meds completely after all.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Very physically uncomfortable right now. Guess I cannot quit the allergy meds completely after all.

Allergies are a real, physical, medical condition, despite the snide comments of some doctors and other know-it-alls. Accept them, treat them, respect them.

They can kick your ass if you ignore them.

 

[the captians wench]

LOL When K was in Iraq I made my share of pictures that I never looked at. He LOVED them, but they were a HUGE mood killer for me. I mean - ew.

Men are so weird.



LOL

I should have known better. I'm PMSing, so I'm bloated and hormonal. But he just went on about how they were the best set ever (and he's recieved a LOT of pics) so I couldn't help myself.

My mind just hasn't come to terms with the fact that I'm not still a size 10.

 

[HottieMama]

I think I have food poisoning. All I know is I haven't drank in years, and I am throwing up like a college girl after a three day binge...

 

[bhndblueyes88]

I. am so. BORED. Instead of having fun with my friends at our yard sale at their house...I'm sitting in my apartment. waiting for the goddamned FedEx man. because GOD FORBID I can arrange a pick up.

 

[graceanne]

I want to go on record as saying that wii is evil and I hate it.

 

[graceanne]

Holy Cow! There's a floor in the kids room!

I hear rumor of such a thing, but it's been so long since the last siting, that I had my doubts. Nonetheless, I have SEEN the floor and am hear to spread the good news! It truelly exists, and there is even CARPET on it!

 

[bhndblueyes88]

Holy Cow! There's a floor in the kids room!

I hear rumor of such a thing, but it's been so long since the last siting, that I had my doubts. Nonetheless, I have SEEN the floor and am hear to spread the good news! It truelly exists, and there is even CARPET on it!

But is the condition of the carpet truly worthy of the term "carpet"

 

[kiwi_submissive]

I think I have food poisoning. All I know is I haven't drank in years, and I am throwing up like a college girl after a three day binge...

Yuck, food poisoning is so horrible. You feel sick and you feel so miserable because you can't just take a pill to feel better instantly.

Hope you feel better soon.

 

[graceanne]

But is the condition of the carpet truly worthy of the term "carpet"

The carpet has a mini carpet over it, for protection. Plus, they're not allowed to take food or drink in their room, so the carpet just needs to be vacuumed.

 

[bhndblueyes88]

The carpet has a mini carpet over it, for protection. Plus, they're not allowed to take food or drink in their room, so the carpet just needs to be vacuumed.

Oh good. My apartment complex is going to shit themselves when I finally move out XD But...but you can't teach a hamster not to pee in their hamster ball when they're out and about!!! I spray the spots I find, but I'm sure it's not enough...

Not to mention the carpet is just embedded with rabbit fur at this point....my flufferbun sheds SO MUCH XD