The Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread

[His_pet_slut]

Quite pissy. I should likely put myself in timeout.

 

[cfuhrer]

I am vindicated, sort of.

Okay- so, a little background.

Every clock in the house is set progressively faster the further you get from the door. IE: cell phone= proper time, microwave = proper plus five, bathroom = proper plus ten, etc. etc.

My husband thinks I'm nuts, and I concede it does look a little nuts from the outside looking in.

BUT

Tonight on tv a character lamented "Oh my gosh, its 7:40 microwave time, I'm so late!"

Boom! Vindicated!

 

[gypsy*seer]

I am vindicated, sort of.

Okay- so, a little background.

Every clock in the house is set progressively faster the further you get from the door. IE: cell phone= proper time, microwave = proper plus five, bathroom = proper plus ten, etc. etc.

My husband thinks I'm nuts, and I concede it does look a little nuts from the outside looking in.

BUT

Tonight on tv a character lamented "Oh my gosh, its 7:40 microwave time, I'm so late!"

Boom! Vindicated!

I saw that show....AND I do the same thing!
Hilarious!

 

[cfuhrer]

I saw that show....AND I do the same thing!
Hilarious!

*hugs*
Should we start a support group?

 

[Sir_Winston54]

*hugs*
Should we start a support group?

Support is for bras and old folks' hosiery. Groups are for fun, or orgies. Old folks' hosiery has no element of fun I can discern. Bras are more fun when they're off, or coming off. Support groups, therefore, have no linguistic foundation that makes sense.

 

[the captians wench]

Support is for bras and old folks' hosiery. Groups are for fun, or orgies. Old folks' hosiery has no element of fun I can discern. Bras are more fun when they're off, or coming off. Support groups, therefore, have no linguistic foundation that makes sense.

I don't know, I have a couple of bras that make my tits look fan-tab-ulous.

 

[BiBunny]

I'm siiiiiiiick. *Whine* And I'm all by myseeeeeelf. I need someone to take care of me.

 

[cfuhrer]

I don't know, I have a couple of bras that make my tits look fan-tab-ulous.

Especially under a "distracting" shirt

 

[cfuhrer]

I'm siiiiiiiick. *Whine* And I'm all by myseeeeeelf. I need someone to take care of me.

Tea or cocoa?
Humidifier or dehumidifier?
Menthol tissues or lotion tissues?
Comedy or drama?
Crust on or crust off?

 

[BiBunny]

Tea or cocoa?
Humidifier or dehumidifier?
Menthol tissues or lotion tissues?
Comedy or drama?
Crust on or crust off?

Cocoa, humidifier, menthol tissues, comedy, and crust off, please.

You're amazing.

 

[the captians wench]

Especially under a "distracting" shirt

Ha! You know what I just realized? Last time I wore these manager shirts I was a full cup smaller, and didn't wear padded push up bras!

This is going to be fun.

 

[seela]

Prague awaits!

 

[bhndblueyes88]

I'm siiiiiiiick. *Whine* And I'm all by myseeeeeelf. I need someone to take care of me.

I hope you're feeling better today?

 

[BiBunny]

I hope you're feeling better today?

I am, thank you. Shortly after I posted last night, I ended up going to bed and sleeping until this afternoon. I think it helped a lot.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

I am, thank you. Shortly after I posted last night, I ended up going to bed and sleeping until this afternoon. I think it helped a lot.

"...the innocent sleep,
Sleep that knits up the ravell'd sleeve of care,
The death of each day's life, sore labour's bath,
Balm of hurt minds, great nature's second course,
Chief nourisher in life's feast,"​

and healer of life's illnesses.

Feel better, young'un.

 

[midwestyankee]

Just got back from driving 550 miles round trip in the last 8 hours to rescue the eldest, whose car had had a heart attack shortly after he left school to return home for the holidays. I'm fucking exhausted.

 

[TarevaChine]

Just got back from driving 550 miles round trip in the last 8 hours to rescue the eldest, whose car had had a heart attack shortly after he left school to return home for the holidays. I'm fucking exhausted.

You may be exhausted, but that is exactly what a good father does.

 

[Etoile]

Just got back from driving 550 miles round trip in the last 8 hours to rescue the eldest, whose car had had a heart attack shortly after he left school to return home for the holidays. I'm fucking exhausted.

Yup, you're a good dad.

 

[Kajira Callista]

I'm siiiiiiiick. *Whine* And I'm all by myseeeeeelf. I need someone to take care of me.

purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

 

[Kajira Callista]

Spanked just enough to leave me needing more

 

[the captians wench]

cramping bad enough to want a muscle relaxor, but not enough to take one.

 

[BiBunny]

purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

*Pets the kitty*

 

[Keroin]

Why do men--bottoms, especially--think women want to look at their assholes? Ew. No.

Have you considered that they actually may not, in fact, be assholes? Perhaps what they are is type of portal to other dimensions or a fantastic new world? A sort of "The Lion, the Witch and the Asshole" type thing?

Maybe these male bottom's bottoms are the gateway to adventure of Tolkienesque proportions and these men are actually the gatekeepers? Maybe they are, in a manner of speaking, "holding the door open" for you?

You might want to ask one.

Bring us back a Hobbit if it works out.

 

[Kurokami]

Have you considered that they actually may not, in fact, be assholes? Perhaps what they are is type of portal to other dimensions or a fantastic new world? A sort of "The Lion, the Witch and the Asshole" type thing?

Maybe these male bottom's bottoms are the gateway to adventure of Tolkienesque proportions and these men are actually the gatekeepers? Maybe they are, in a manner of speaking, "holding the door open" for you?

You might want to ask one.

Bring us back a Hobbit if it works out.

This is hilarious and all, but... if this were indeed the case, would it really be worth the risk? You only have to be wrong about that once and you- and the bottom in question- would regret it the rest of your lives.

 

[BiBunny]

Have you considered that they actually may not, in fact, be assholes? Perhaps what they are is type of portal to other dimensions or a fantastic new world? A sort of "The Lion, the Witch and the Asshole" type thing?

Maybe these male bottom's bottoms are the gateway to adventure of Tolkienesque proportions and these men are actually the gatekeepers? Maybe they are, in a manner of speaking, "holding the door open" for you?

You might want to ask one.

Bring us back a Hobbit if it works out.

I am both amused and creeped out in equal proportions.