The Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread

[snowy ciara]

Oh thankyouthankyouthankyou! <<<cute lil toesies smiley!>>> Reese's?

 

[snowy ciara]

AAAAAAARRRRGGGHHH! They were playing the Black Eyed Peas at the physical therapists today and now I have that stupid "Humpy humpy cocoa puffs" song going through my head over and over and over and someone make it stop!!!!

Ahem.. Allrighty then PMer, this is the song I was referring to! If it starts going through my head again, I swear I will hunt you down and HURT you and I won't share my drugs!

My Humps- Black eyed peas

What you gon’ do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps. (Check it out)

I drive these brothers crazy,
I do it on the daily,
They treat me really nicely,
They buy me all these ice-ys.
Dolce & Gabbana,
Fendi and then Donna
Karen, they be sharin’
All their money got me wearin’
Fly gearrr but I ain’t askin,
They say they love my ass ‘n,
Se7en Jeans, True Religion,
I say no, but they keep givin’
So I keep on takin’
And no I ain’t takin’
We can keep on datin’
I keep on demonstrating.


My love, my love, my love, my love
You love my lady lumps,
My hump, my hump, my hump,
My humps they got u,
She’s got me spending.
(Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me and spending time on me.
She’s got me spendin’.
(Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me, on me, on me

What you gon’ do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What u gon’ do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I’m a make, make, make, make you scream
Make u scream, make you scream.
Cos of my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely lady lumps. (Check it out)

I met a girl down at the disco.
She said hey, hey, hey yea let’s go and stick yo giant penis up my ass.
I could be your baby, you can be my honey
Lets spend time not money.
I mix your milk wit my cocoa puff,
Milky, milky cocoa,
Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight.

They say I’m really sexy,
The boys they wanna sex me.
They always standing next to me,
Always dancing next to me,
Tryin’ a feel my hump, hump.
Lookin’ at my lump, lump.
U can look but you can’t touch it,
If u touch it I’ma start some drama,
You don’t want no drama,
No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama
So don’t pull on my hand boy,
You ain’t my man, boy,
I’m just tryn’a dance boy,
And move my hump.

My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My lovely lady lumps x3
In the back and in the front.
My lovin’ got u,
She’s got me spendin’.
(Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me and spending time on me.
She’s got me spendin’.
(Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me, on me, on me.


What you gon do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off this hump.
What you gon’ do wit all that breast?
All that breast inside that shirt?
I’ma make, make, make, make you work
Make you work, work, make you work.


She’s got me spendin’.
Spendin all your money on me and spendin’ time on me
She’s got me spendin’.
Spendin’ all your money on me, on me, on me.

 

[h_i_s]

I keep wanting to find that thread where that troll says that the right place for a Domme is with his cock in her mouth and Netz shoots him down. I snickered about that for hours.

oooh, I found it: here and Netz's reply is little further down, but there's lots of good replies first.

Oh yeah.

NETZ said: "Funny, me too. I think everyone should have to choke on mine."

That was a GOOD one. Thanks for adding it, brioche.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Dolce & Gabbana,
Fendi and then Donna
Karen

and the scary thing is i know the work of all these women's shoe designers.

 

[Miss Diva]

and the scary thing is i know the work of all these women's shoe designers.

that is scary

 

[AngelicAssassin]

that is scary

Not as scary as what i plan to do with them.

 

[snowy ciara]

OOh, one almost bright side in this whole mess, no high heel lessons for the next few months. I'm just not sure if the trade off is worth it.

 

[graceanne]

OOh, one almost bright side in this whole mess, no high heel lessons for the next few months. I'm just not sure if the trade off is worth it.

high heal lessons? What sadist thought of that?

 

[AngelicAssassin]

OOh, one almost bright side in this whole mess, no high heel lessons for the next few months. I'm just not sure if the trade off is worth it.

high heal lessons? What sadist thought of that?

It's so nice that the shoe comes in pair form ...

 

[Miss Diva]

Not as scary as what i plan to do with them.

 

[LadyAria]

I am so fucking bored. I should be writing or reading or doing something constructive like sleeping.

 

[snowy ciara]

high heal lessons? What sadist thought of that?

It was the man with the jello!

 

[graceanne]

It was the man with the jello!

*hides behind snowy's bed*

You don't think he can find me back here, do you?

 

[Kajira Callista]

*hides behind snowy's bed*

You don't think he can find me back here, do you?

It's the first place he is going to look.
























pstttttt... jello man.... she is behind the bed

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Check your six ... often

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/363868/Absolution.gif

 

[snowy ciara]

heck, if I ever get another woman (or a guy possibly) in my bed, I'm taking pics and marking it in on the calendar!

 

[ShyGuy68]

heck, if I ever get another woman (or a guy possibly) in my bed, I'm taking pics and marking it in on the calendar!

I'm sure that that will happen for you again!

 

[A Desert Rose]

I don't know what it is about clothespins but the next day my nipples

ITCH

like craaaaaazy.

 

[Iron Bear]

quote from George Carlin's latest book (When will Jesus bring the pork chops?):

Is Bruno a sadist? Beats me.

 

[RJMasters]

I don't know what it is about clothespins but the next day my nipples

ITCH

like craaaaaazy.

Try coating them in hot wax.

I have no idea if that will help, but hot wax and clothes pins....what you expect from a sadist

 

[A Desert Rose]

Try coating them in hot wax.

I have no idea if that will help, but hot wax and clothes pins....what you expect from a sadist

More than that... what I want from one.

 

[snowy ciara]

Or, you could provide your own clothespins and sand down the tips so you're not getting those itty bitty teeny tiny ITCHY splinters.

 

[A Desert Rose]

Or, you could provide your own clothespins and sand down the tips so you're not getting those itty bitty teeny tiny ITCHY splinters.

Now why didn't I think of that? Next time I take my OWN toys along. ;-)

 

[cellis]

Now why didn't I think of that? Next time I take my OWN toys along. ;-)

Oh my. You weren't thinking?


Hello Sugah!

 

[graceanne]

I don't know what it is about clothespins but the next day my nipples

ITCH

like craaaaaazy.

I also wonder if like some chap stick or oil will help.