The Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread

[FurryFury]

My I suggest Udder Butter?

http://sliceofpink.typepad.com/blog/2005/09/udder_butter.html

Fury

 

[Iris_M]

Can I make the Wolf howl?

 

[sinn0centALT-ID]

Whatever it is, i'm innocent. i didn't do it.

Someone email me an e-cake please, & a cyber e-moryboard, please & ty.

 

[graceanne]

Whatever it is, i'm innocent. i didn't do it.

Someone email me an e-cake please, & a cyber e-moryboard, please & ty.

*sends some e-cookies*

 

[snowy ciara]

Oh please just shoot me now. Please...

 

[graceanne]

Oh please just shoot me now. Please...

Sorry, you didn't shoot me last year when I was sick, so I'm not gonna shoot you.

So there.

I will give you a *hug* though.

*HUGS*

 

[snowy ciara]

I most sincerely regret not shooting you, then. Thank you. Manny the Marine is a very nice man, but dayum. I'm not sure if oogling his six pac is worth this.

 

[graceanne]

I most sincerely regret not shooting you, then. Thank you. Manny the Marine is a very nice man, but dayum. I'm not sure if oogling his six pac is worth this.

I'm so sorry. I wish I could help. You can do it, though. I know you can. I have every confidence in your ability to do anything you put your mind to. *hugs*

 

[snowy ciara]

Hugs and squishes, dear... We scheduled my next knee surgery today. I'm going back in on the 5th of december.

 

[snowy ciara]

Wax on, wax off. Don't forget to fucking breathe.

 

[A Desert Rose]

I think I've been called a cow... How nice.

 

[Joe Schmoe]

Or, you could provide your own clothespins and sand down the tips so you're not getting those itty bitty teeny tiny ITCHY splinters.

Where is the fun in that?

I say use 60 grit and rough the bad boys up.

 

[Joe Schmoe]

I think I've been called a cow... How nice.

I don't think so. The Udder Butter does work. Another brand is Bag Balm (which is what I keep in my WMD bag) and it is for chapped teats on dairy cattle but works on sore raw human nipples as well (actually anything that's chapped but I wouldn't recommend it on lips).

It's a lanolin base product with an antiseptic.

Some use it on babies bottoms too.

 

[graceanne]

. . . . Bag Balm

THANK YOU. I've been trying to remember what that stuff called since Udder Budder was suggested. That's what my grandma gives me to use whenever anything gets chapped cause it works so well.

 

[A Desert Rose]

You know, I could really hate men right now.

All I want to do is change the light fixture (a cheesy thing over my kitchen table) and hang this really classy looking hanging thing that I just bought. But I can't get this last screw out of my ceiling and it's beginning to look like I'm stripping it. Why the fuck do they have to screw shit is soooooo god damned tight? It's a SCREW!!! by design, it's supposed to stay in pretty damned well already!!!

And then of course, there's the problem of not having one around to unscrew it for me!!!

 

[Joe Schmoe]

You know, I could really hate men right now.

All I want to do is change the light fixture (a cheesy thing over my kitchen table) and hang this really classy looking hanging thing that I just bought. But I can't get this last screw out of my ceiling and it's beginning to look like I'm stripping it. Why the fuck do they have to screw shit is soooooo god damned tight? It's a SCREW!!! by design, it's supposed to stay in pretty damned well already!!!

And then of course, there's the problem of not having one around to unscrew it for me!!!

Hmm, sounds like you're screwed.

 

[A Desert Rose]

Hmm, sounds like you're screwed.

I admire your powers of observation. ;-)

Yes, I am most definately screwed. I have no light over my table now. NONE. Not the old cheesy one or the new cool one.

 

[Joe Schmoe]

I admire your powers of observation. ;-)

Yes, I am most definately screwed. I have no light over my table now. NONE. Not the old cheesy one or the new cool one.

I know how flustering a stripped screw or bolt can be, been there enough times myself.

I would help you if I could hon, but it would've cost ya.

If you have vice grips you may want to give them a try, just lock them on the head. I am guessing it isn't a recessed screw.

 

[graceanne]

You know, I could really hate men right now.

All I want to do is change the light fixture (a cheesy thing over my kitchen table) and hang this really classy looking hanging thing that I just bought. But I can't get this last screw out of my ceiling and it's beginning to look like I'm stripping it. Why the fuck do they have to screw shit is soooooo god damned tight? It's a SCREW!!! by design, it's supposed to stay in pretty damned well already!!!

And then of course, there's the problem of not having one around to unscrew it for me!!!

This is a big fight between me and K. He's always either screwing things in too tight (like the last time D locked himself in the bathroom and i coudln't get the door handle off cause he had to man-handle the stupid screws in), or putting lids on too tight, or whatever. Seriously ticks me off.

AND he steals my tools! But that's another bitch.

 

[A Desert Rose]

I know what you mean, Graceanne. Men make me crazy.

And i went and bought vice grips... it ain't working!!!!!!!

 

[graceanne]

I know what you mean, Graceanne. Men make me crazy.

And i went and bought vice grips... it ain't working!!!!!!!

Do you know any guys you can call over? Like a neighbor?

 

[A Desert Rose]

Do you know any guys you can call over? Like a neighbor?

Yes. But I really wanted to do this for myself. I've changed out the innerds in my toliet and put new heating elements in my dryer... I SHOULD be able to do this, too. It's not fucking rocket science, ya know? It's a dumbshit man who screwed the screws in too fucking tight!!!!

But I'm going to have to give in I guess and call someone.

 

[graceanne]

Yes. But I really wanted to do this for myself. I've changed out the innerds in my toliet and put new heating elements in my dryer... I SHOULD be able to do this, too. It's not fucking rocket science, ya know? It's a dumbshit man who screwed the screws in too fucking tight!!!!

But I'm going to have to give in I guess and call someone.

Then do it yourself. Just have him un-screw it, then have him leave while you finish.

Oh, this reminds me of a joke.

What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?

You can unscrew the lightbulb.

The other answer is - You can turn on a lightbulb.

 

[A Desert Rose]

That thread sat here all day with no posts. Nearly 12 hours. Let one person post and there it goes... back up to the head of the line and finally recieving the attention he craves.

Just like that dumb ass on page one and his 4 brand new threads.

Everyone has to prove how witty they are and respond to such bullshit.

 

[graceanne]

That thread sat here all day with no posts. Nearly 12 hours. Let one person post and there it goes... back up to the head of the line and finally recieving the attention he craves.

Just like that dumb ass on page one and his 4 brand new threads.

Everyone has to prove how witty they are and respond to such bullshit.

How's the lamp going?