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New York , NY (PRWEB) - June 10, 2007. - A new diet weapon is launched, the Diet Fork. By eliminating over-indulgence, and creating a "chewing fitness" dieters can now assist in metabolism by chewing more, less portions, and taking longer to eat.
Introducing the most revolutionary break through in dieting!
America's first Diet Fork is here to provide dieters the necessary tool to help assist in portion control, a key factor in weight loss!
The Diet Fork helps users eliminate over-indulgence while simultaneously creating a "chewing fitness." The characteristics of the Diet Fork allow dieters to "scoop less" food during meals.
Because of the design of the Diet Fork, dieters will eat slower, assisting in weight loss.
In this health-conscious society where people are constantly searching for a way to a healthier lifestyle -- the Diet Fork is going to change they way we eat.
Key Factors
Introducing the most revolutionary break through in dieting!
America's first Diet Fork is here to provide dieters the necessary tool to help assist in portion control, a key factor in weight loss!
The Diet Fork helps users eliminate over-indulgence while simultaneously creating a "chewing fitness." The characteristics of the Diet Fork allow dieters to "scoop less" food during meals.
Because of the design of the Diet Fork, dieters will eat slower, assisting in weight loss.
In this health-conscious society where people are constantly searching for a way to a healthier lifestyle -- the Diet Fork is going to change they way we eat.
Key Factors
- Shorter and dulled teeth inhibiting user from grasping larger pieces of food at any one time
- Smaller triangular shaped surface area allowing dieter to hold less food than many other forks
- Uncomfortable grip compelling user to put fork down between bites, slowing the user's eating speed
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Why not just use a straw?
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I've got to quit reading the news online...
ACLU sues DEA on behalf of truck whose money was seized
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South Portland dealing with honeybees after chicken debate
(Both stories {and the one I posted earlier} were "discovered" through the services of Fark, a "not-the-news" website that lists links referred by its readers. You'll find a *lot* of stuff on Fark that your local newspaper and newscasters don't tell ya - and some that will make you roll on the floor and howl!)
ACLU sues DEA on behalf of truck whose money was seized
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ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — A trucker has sued the Drug Enforcement Administration, seeking to get back nearly $24,000 seized by DEA agents earlier this month at a weigh station on U.S. 54 in New Mexico north of El Paso, Texas.
Anastasio Prieto of El Paso gave a state police officer at the weigh station permission to search the truck to see if it contained "needles or cash in excess of $10,000," according to the American Civil Liberties Union, which filed the federal lawsuit Thursday. Prieto told the officer he didn't have any needles but did have $23,700. Officers took the money and turned it over to the DEA. DEA agents photographed and fingerprinted Prieto over his objections, then released him without charging him with anything. Border Patrol agents searched his truck with drug-sniffing dogs, but found no evidence of illegal substances, the ACLU said.
The lawsuit alleges the defendants violated Prieto's right to be free of unlawful search and seizure by taking his money without probable cause and by fingerprinting and photographing him. "Mere possession of approximately $23,700 does not establish probable cause for a search or seizure," the lawsuit said. It said Prieto pulled into the weigh station about 10:30 a.m. Aug. 8 and was let go about 4 p.m. DEA agents told Prieto he would receive a notice of federal proceedings to permanently forfeit the money within 30 days and that to get it back, he'd have to prove it was his and did not come from illegal drug sales. They told him the process probably would take a year, the ACLU said.
The ACLU's New Mexico executive director, Peter Simonson, said Prieto needs his money now to pay bills and maintain his truck. The lawsuit said Prieto does not like banks and customarily carries his savings as cash. "The government took Mr. Prieto's money as surely as if he had been robbed on a street corner at night," Simonson said. "In fact, being robbed might have been better. At least then the police would have treated him as the victim of a crime instead of as a perpetrator."
The DEA did not immediately respond Friday to a request for comment from The Associated Press. Peter Olson, a spokesman for the Department of Public Safety, which oversees state police, said he could not comment on pending litigation. The lawsuit names DEA Administrator Karen P. Tandy, DEA task force officer Gary T. Apodaca, DEA agent Joseph Montoya and three state police officers identified only as John or Jane Doe.
ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — A trucker has sued the Drug Enforcement Administration, seeking to get back nearly $24,000 seized by DEA agents earlier this month at a weigh station on U.S. 54 in New Mexico north of El Paso, Texas.
Anastasio Prieto of El Paso gave a state police officer at the weigh station permission to search the truck to see if it contained "needles or cash in excess of $10,000," according to the American Civil Liberties Union, which filed the federal lawsuit Thursday. Prieto told the officer he didn't have any needles but did have $23,700. Officers took the money and turned it over to the DEA. DEA agents photographed and fingerprinted Prieto over his objections, then released him without charging him with anything. Border Patrol agents searched his truck with drug-sniffing dogs, but found no evidence of illegal substances, the ACLU said.
The lawsuit alleges the defendants violated Prieto's right to be free of unlawful search and seizure by taking his money without probable cause and by fingerprinting and photographing him. "Mere possession of approximately $23,700 does not establish probable cause for a search or seizure," the lawsuit said. It said Prieto pulled into the weigh station about 10:30 a.m. Aug. 8 and was let go about 4 p.m. DEA agents told Prieto he would receive a notice of federal proceedings to permanently forfeit the money within 30 days and that to get it back, he'd have to prove it was his and did not come from illegal drug sales. They told him the process probably would take a year, the ACLU said.
The ACLU's New Mexico executive director, Peter Simonson, said Prieto needs his money now to pay bills and maintain his truck. The lawsuit said Prieto does not like banks and customarily carries his savings as cash. "The government took Mr. Prieto's money as surely as if he had been robbed on a street corner at night," Simonson said. "In fact, being robbed might have been better. At least then the police would have treated him as the victim of a crime instead of as a perpetrator."
The DEA did not immediately respond Friday to a request for comment from The Associated Press. Peter Olson, a spokesman for the Department of Public Safety, which oversees state police, said he could not comment on pending litigation. The lawsuit names DEA Administrator Karen P. Tandy, DEA task force officer Gary T. Apodaca, DEA agent Joseph Montoya and three state police officers identified only as John or Jane Doe.
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South Portland dealing with honeybees after chicken debate
SOUTH PORTLAND, Maine — With the debate over chickens simmering, South Portland is now taking on the issue of beekeepers within city limits.
Mark Tinkham complained to City Hall that his family has to retreat indoors on warm days when honeybees from a neighbor’s hives are active. The bees especially like the children’s small swimming pool, he noted. Patricia Doucette, the city’s longtime code enforcement officer, hopes to sit down one-on-one with beekeeper Omid Ghayebi to discuss the situation. But she said the bees violate rules limiting farming in residential zones. "We have determined that this type of activity is offensive and detrimental to the neighborhood," she said.
For his part, Ghayeb has no intention of stopping his beekeeping hobby or evicting his estimated 200,000 tenants. "The code pretty much says the keeping of farm animals is prohibited," said Ghayebi. "It doesn’t say anything about beekeeping." Besides, he said, his honeybees do a lot of good and they’re not aggressive like hornets.
The bee flap follows an effort led by 10-year old Olivia Collins to allow chickens in residential areas. An ordinance allowing limited ownership of chickens passed a first vote by the council, and could be formally adopted Sept. 5. Oddly enough, this is not the first chicken-and-bee controversy in Greater Portland. Westbrook residents have engaged in similar debates about Robert Ledoux, who keeps chickens in his backyard, and Mark LeClair, who tends hives on his property. The city initially told the men to get rid of their chickens and hives, but the city worked with them after they fought City Hall. A change to the city ordinance was crafted, allowing the activities under strict guidelines.
Mark Tinkham complained to City Hall that his family has to retreat indoors on warm days when honeybees from a neighbor’s hives are active. The bees especially like the children’s small swimming pool, he noted. Patricia Doucette, the city’s longtime code enforcement officer, hopes to sit down one-on-one with beekeeper Omid Ghayebi to discuss the situation. But she said the bees violate rules limiting farming in residential zones. "We have determined that this type of activity is offensive and detrimental to the neighborhood," she said.
For his part, Ghayeb has no intention of stopping his beekeeping hobby or evicting his estimated 200,000 tenants. "The code pretty much says the keeping of farm animals is prohibited," said Ghayebi. "It doesn’t say anything about beekeeping." Besides, he said, his honeybees do a lot of good and they’re not aggressive like hornets.
The bee flap follows an effort led by 10-year old Olivia Collins to allow chickens in residential areas. An ordinance allowing limited ownership of chickens passed a first vote by the council, and could be formally adopted Sept. 5. Oddly enough, this is not the first chicken-and-bee controversy in Greater Portland. Westbrook residents have engaged in similar debates about Robert Ledoux, who keeps chickens in his backyard, and Mark LeClair, who tends hives on his property. The city initially told the men to get rid of their chickens and hives, but the city worked with them after they fought City Hall. A change to the city ordinance was crafted, allowing the activities under strict guidelines.
(Both stories {and the one I posted earlier} were "discovered" through the services of Fark, a "not-the-news" website that lists links referred by its readers. You'll find a *lot* of stuff on Fark that your local newspaper and newscasters don't tell ya - and some that will make you roll on the floor and howl!)
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Why do you think I suggested that you make sure K does his share of "kid management" while y'all are on vacation?graceanne said:
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Sir_Winston54 said:
HAHAHA You so funny.
Honestly, he's vacuuming out the car for me right now, cause my back is killing me. And he helped me a bit with the packing. And did the dishes. Anyone who does dishes for me is god, as far as I'm concerned.
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Lemme see - these are the kids that you got via immaculate conception, right? K had nothin' to do with their being generated?graceanne said:
Cuz if he did, then he's just as responsible for managing them on vacation or at a restaurant or wherethehellever as you are!
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You will NOT feed your emotions wenchie, all it will do is make you feel worse and throw away all the hard work you've been doing. Hell you've even been exercising lately!
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the captians wench said:
Yeah, wenchie.... put the food down, back away slowly and no one will get hurt.
*hugs* I know where you are coming from hon...I am so stressed tonight I could just eat or drink to try and make myself feel 'better'
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minx1 said:
It's a habbit I learned as a child, and then my hubby reinforced it by taking me for ice cream when ever I was upset. My mom and I do it a little bit now, we'll go out for a nice dinner together when on of us has a bad day or something, but not an all out food fest, just a nice dinner.
today is a buy a 5 gallon pail of ice cream and skip the bowl kinda mood.....or mud slides....sweets and booze!
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the captians wench said:
Mmmhhhmmm...ice cream.
Crappy day here too...and i have cramps from hell.
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minx1 said:*nods* thats working for me hon. I'll grab my coat and pick hottie up on the way
Ohhhh....sweets, booze..and a girlie sleepover...that sounds wonderful right about now!
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Dontgiveup said:
That bad, huh?
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I can't even enjoy a shower, and my shoulders hurt.
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the captians wench said:
i am taking this becuase it represents me very well right now. i am one sad miserable lonely little puppy.
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