The Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread

[Bandit58]

coldsores aren't attractive

Oh so true......plus they interfere with our sex life in that I can't give Him a bj until they clear up

Last year I had an outbreak so bad they were inside my nose and all over my lips....over the counter creams weren't doing much so I went to the doctor and got a script for a cream that I now use in conjunction with the Zovirax cream. Best part is it doesn't dry everything out so much and I heal a lot quicker

 

[AllWeWant]

"Up where I can see it."

 

[Yang4yin]

Now where'd I leave my speculum?

 

[A Desert Rose]

Alt names are just silly. What's the point in hiding?

When or if I change mine it will be aka_ADR. But everyone who ever knew me, will still know me. It won't be some kind of camoflauge. (did I spell that right?)

 

[HoHoBomb]

good night

 

[BiBunny]

Stop bitching, whining, and complaining. Just take it one day at a time, put one foot in front of the other, and do what you have to do to get through. Nobody's handing out fucking medals for "Biggest Martyr."

 

[WriterDom]

At least my av makes my posts easy to find when I'm looking for one.

 

[KinkyBoyUK]

Oh so true......plus they interfere with our sex life in that I can't give Him a bj until they clear up

Last year I had an outbreak so bad they were inside my nose and all over my lips....over the counter creams weren't doing much so I went to the doctor and got a script for a cream that I now use in conjunction with the Zovirax cream. Best part is it doesn't dry everything out so much and I heal a lot quicker

it especially has great timimng with me having a number of nights/weekends out planned in the next 2 weeks.

 

[catalina_francisco]

Alt names are just silly. What's the point in hiding?

When or if I change mine it will be aka_ADR. But everyone who ever knew me, will still know me. It won't be some kind of camoflauge. (did I spell that right?)

LOL, I just think they make too much work and would likely give me a major headache trying to keep track of who I am when. Sort of would feel like dividing yourself into pieces and then changing them around a bit so they don't fit so well anymore.

Catalina

 

[Stegral]

I am sooo gonna rip someone a new hole on Monday...
I am gonna go back to the dungeon thread & find a machoist to flog (like you NEVER would/could in real life) & release this anger....
I sooo want someone to "own" me but I am as picky as all hell...

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Test for Dementia
Below are four (4 ) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK? Scroll down only far enough to see the first question and answer it. Then scroll down only far enough to see the correct answer and the next question, etc. No cheating! We'll know!

Let's find out just how clever you really are....













First Question:

You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?






















Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!

Try not to screw up next time.
Now answer the second question, but don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK ?

Second Question:
If you overtake the last person, then you are...?






















Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again... you're first, having lapped the final runner. Tell me, how else can you overtake the LAST Person?

You're not very good at this, are you?

Third Question:
Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only .
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30. Add another 1000 . Now add 20 . Now add another 1000. Now add 10 . What is the total?






















Did you get 5000?

The correct answer is actually 4100.

If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!
Today is definitely not your day, is it? Maybe you'll get the last question right.... Maybe.

Fourth Question:

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?






















Did you Answer Nunu? NO! Of course it isn't. Her name is Mary. Read the question again!

Okay, now the bonus round:

A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.

Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?






















He just has to open his mouth and ask... It's really very simple.. Like you!

KEEP THIS GOING TO FRUSTRATE THE SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE.

 

[CutieMouse]

w00t!!!!

 

[the captians wench]

Why didn't you just ask me insted of assuming you knew what I wanted? It would have saved so much heart ache. *sigh* I mean, I know you're "suposed" to know what's best for me, be we're also suposed to talk this stuff out, right? *sigh*

 

[DomWharfsBitch]

Why didn't you just ask me insted of assuming you knew what I wanted? It would have saved so much heart ache. *sigh* I mean, I know you're "suposed" to know what's best for me, be we're also suposed to talk this stuff out, right? *sigh*

Leaving you hugs Wench *HUGS*

 

[HoHoBomb]

sunday should be lazy

should be

 

[callinectes]

Well, damn. Just damn.

 

[Chris_Xavier]

Is there any meaning to all this nonsense?

 

[A Desert Rose]

Don't waste your money

September Dawn stinks. Yea... thanks... we all knew the Mormons did it. (Like there's not enough religious atrocity, of all colors, to go around the entire globe.)

I was hoping for something a bit more historical and historically accurate. (Especially since I live less than a day away from Mountain Meadows.) But I guess that's too much to ask of Hollywood. Smack me in the head... no not there, the other side... I really do know better.

But hey... the banana/caramel thingy was teerrrific!!

 

[graceanne]

Well, I can get online if I go up to the 'lodge', but that means if I'm gonna get online with lit, I gotta wait till it's later and almost no one's here.

Anyway, we got in safely, although I nearly killed K. He evidently had this inner timer that said we had to be here by a certain time and when the inevitable stuff happened, he started to totally freak out cause we weren't 'making good time'. What is it with 'making good time'? We're traveling with four children, FORGET IT! Anyway, we hit traffic going through Salem, then got stuck on a two lane highway behind a semi who wouldn't go over 40 . . . . and then came the midges.

What is a midge you ask? It's a tiny green bug that has a lifespan of 2 days, and populates by the millions. Their are so many freaken midges here that when I first saw them, I though they were smoke. Then they started hitting the car. At first I thought it was raining, cause so many of them were hitting the car, but within about 20 minutes our windshield was so covered in them that K couldn't see out of it. We had to pull over and pour water over the windshield. Evidently they're not normally this bad - we're just special. Before we got here (and we got lost) we had to pull over three times to clean off the windshield. Our license plate was black from little dead bugs. And, of course, the whole time the kids are in the backseat going 'WOW THIS IS SO COOL! CAN WE PULL OVER AND SEE THE OUTSIDE OF THE CAR! WO!' (For why we didn't pull over and let them see, see above. We were MAKING GOOD TIME!' *deep breaths*

Luckily the midges evidently are pretty nocturnal. They're out and about during the day, but they mostly rest on bushes and stuff. Anyway, the suite that my mother in law got us is AWESOME. It's really nice looking, with a kitchen and a dishwasher and a washer and dryer. The beds are comfy, and the place is spacious. We have two tv's with dvd players, and cable and a beautiful view. Their's even a gas barbequer on the porch. I mean, this place is really really nice. Today we took the kids to this place that has this minature train, and we got to go on a ride. You can only go on Sundays, or I'm sure K'd drag us over there again tomorrow, so we could go again. The train is TINY. As in one person can sit per row. And if you wiggle too much you'll tip over. So we put D (the hyperactive four year old) in my lap and E in K's lap. I was really pleased, they were both very well behaved, and didn't tip us over. And they had these cute miniature western towns along the way, with dolls for people, and tiny wagons and stuff.

Then we went home and I took a nap. It was a bit of a hike to the train spot, so I was pooped. Then we went to safeway and bimart (did I forget to mention our brake light bit it?). K broke the light putting it in, so had to replace it, after barely refraining from totally losing it in the parking lot. Then we went and took the car through the car wash. We didn't get all the bugs off, but at least you can tell our car is blue and not bug gut black. *yick* Then we went home and took the kids to the pool, and K let me sit in the hottub for a bit. Then we went home and had dinner.

BTW - whoerever praying for patience for me, PLEASE STOP. I'm gonna kill K if he doesn't freaken CHILL OUT.

Tomorrow we're gonna drive to Yreka to see my dad, and more importantly, my brother and sister. Then we'll come home and go to the pool again. Oddly enough my schedule here on vacation is similar to it is at home. Get up, pick up the house, do errands (or in this case fun thing), come home take the kids to the pool, make dinner and zone for the rest of the evening. Although I'm getting regular naps. Traveling is really hard on my body so I'm just WIPED OUT.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x95/Sir_Winston54/cp.jpg

 

[CutieMouse]

Breathe.

 

[minx1]

I'm all dirty.






.........and not in a good way.

 

[HottieMama]

Showering is your friend...

 

[SubKekiLee]

Did someone mention Showering? Anybody wanna save water? hhahaahaha

 

[minx1]

Showering is your friend...

*giggles* and duct tape is my demanding lover *sigh*