The Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread

[kairotic]

Usually when I get bored, my thoughts are (over)populated by characters from whatever comic books I've been reading lately.

If it's something innocent, like thinking about what to make for dinner, they usually slip in easily enough. My head tilts to one side, and suddenly there's some musclebound doofus helping me cut up onions for my hypothetical meal.

If my mental meanderings wonder in the sexier realms, I usually snap myself out of it. Until just now, when I realized (for whatever damn reason) that if I had to be a superhero playing at D/s, I'd totally be Green Lantern. Able to control my subbie through sheer force of will.

And now, 30 minutes later, I still can't shake the idea. *sigh* Back to work.

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[BiBunny]

smell...like...french fry....

must shower....too tired....must nap....too smelly must shower....

ugh.....









still worth it tho. *giggles*

Kitty is a manager at Burger King. My cats and her cat are always all over her after she gets off because she smells like Whoppers.

 

[the captians wench]

Kitty is a manager at Burger King. My cats and her cat are always all over her after she gets off because she smells like Whoppers.

When I first stared I only worked 4am-9am and always worked in the grill. My ex hubby would sniff me and often times go for a quickie on his way to work because I smelled like bacon. *giggles*

 

[BiBunny]

When I first stared I only worked 4am-9am and always worked in the grill. My ex hubby would sniff me and often times go for a quickie on his way to work because I smelled like bacon. *giggles*

Who knew bacon was an aphrodisiac? *Takes notes*

 

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[Sir_Winston54]

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*giggles* thankyou Sir Winston...your very good with cuddles. Just what the doctor ordered

 

[JazzManJim]

Feh...

 

[BiBunny]

After chasing my advisor around campus ALL FREAKING WEEK, I have finally managed to get myself registered for classes. Woo-hoo! Never mind that classes started Wednesday. I'm taking Shakespeare (the comedies and histories), Chaucer, and 18th Century Lit, all of which make me want to hurl myself off a bridge. I'm a GRAD student, for God's sake. Why do I have to keep taking crappy, boring lit classes that are just repeats of undergrad classes? The most modern class I've taken so far was Victorian Poetry, which also blew. When do I get to take modernist/post-modernist stuff?

 

[Chris_Xavier]

smell...like...french fry....

must shower....too tired....must nap....too smelly must shower....

ugh.....









still worth it tho. *giggles*

Slut...

 

[FurryFury]

Where did the shoe thread go?

Help please?

Headache too overwhelming to search.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

So I lie down to take a little nap before dinnertime, just get into a nice little dream of a round, bare bottom posed before me, a pair of floggers in my hands, my hand rises for the first stroke...

and the damn radio alarm comes on, a coach's whistle blaring two feet from my ears as they play a commercial touting the fact that they're UT's flagship station and will carry all the games live!

It's all Raw's fault! He's the one who started the erotic/semi-erotic dream issue!

 

[subkitty72]

So I lie down to take a little nap before dinnertime, just get into a nice little dream of a round, bare bottom posed before me, a pair of floggers in my hands, my hand rises for the first stroke...

and the damn radio alarm comes on, a coach's whistle blaring two feet from my ears as they play a commercial touting the fact that they're UT's flagship station and will carry all the games live!

It's all Raw's fault! He's the one who started the erotic/semi-erotic dream issue!

hhhmmm. I wonder if FurryFury and I have the same shoe size...

 

[Sir_Winston54]

*giggles* thankyou Sir Winston...your very good with cuddles. Just what the doctor ordered

I'm even better with spankings, paddlings, floggings, croppings, canings, hot wax, fire play, cupping.... http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x95/Sir_Winston54/devil-smiley-023.gif

It's mostly just relationships I suck at. <Sigh>

 

[subkitty72]

I'm even better with spankings, paddlings, floggings, croppings, canings, hot wax, fire play, cupping.... http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x95/Sir_Winston54/devil-smiley-023.gif

It's mostly just relationships I suck at. <Sigh>

I wonder if the ground beef I defrosted 5 days ago is still safe to cook and eat?

 

[DomWharfsBitch]

:: Stuffs a big ole inflatable buttplug up the bull's ass... pump, pump, pump... :: His eyes are bulging nicely...

There... that might help a little bit. I hope.

Thank you Sir Winston *hugs*

 

[Bandit58]

I wonder if the ground beef I defrosted 5 days ago is still safe to cook and eat?

Nope......wouldn't risk it. Ground anything tends to pick up more greeblies than other meats (read E coli which is very nasty and can kill). Feed it to the dog or cat, their stomachs can handle it.

 

[the captians wench]

Slut...

don't be jealous.

 

[LittleJade]

Jade your av is lovely!

*grin* Thank you!

Sweet! Congratulations!

It looks like you won't be missing your old employers anytime soon.

Nope. I won't. *grin*

 

[LadyAria]

I miss Rebecca.

 

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I miss Rebecca.

this Rebecca ?

 

[LittleJade]

*sigh*

I need to be Daddyified. I need to be looked after, led to a hot bath, soaked, and then dried off with a soft towel. I need for him to cuddle up with me, kiss my nose, gently pleasure me, and then for him to put me to bed.

Tomorrow, he can use me all he likes.. but today, I need to be taken care of.

 

[subkitty72]

Nope......wouldn't risk it. Ground anything tends to pick up more greeblies than other meats (read E coli which is very nasty and can kill). Feed it to the dog or cat, their stomachs can handle it.

*Not an isolated blurt*

Thanks, bandit. I think you saved my life...

here, kitty, kitty.

 

[intothewoods]

Can we all just chill?

 

[LadyAria]

this Rebecca ?

Of course, I need some humor in my night.