The Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread

[the captians wench]

How is it that I clean out my bag a week ago and find 4 tubes of lipstick and tonight when I'll actually wear it I can't find a single one!

 

[HB1965]

How is it that I clean out my bag a week ago and find 4 tubes of lipstick and tonight when I'll actually wear it I can't find a single one!

That sounds like me lol, but the other way around. I have a purse that a bottomless pit. I put stuff in it and can't find it again.

 

[Velvet Bubbles]

.. I have a purse that a bottomless pit. ..

Dare I show my geeky side & mention that that sounds like a bag of holding? hehehe

 

[HB1965]

Dare I show my geeky side & mention that that sounds like a bag of holding? hehehe

Go right ahead. I know exactly what your talking about.

 

[Velvet Bubbles]

Go right ahead. I know exactly what your talking about.

<laughs> I sure miss it too. It was such a GREAT way to take out all the frustrations from daily life (especially work)! Of course, back then I didn't have a boyfriend. I've learned other ways to do that since then. <laughs wickedly> Just wait until he's not living across the pond from me. Poor Master. I'm going to wear him out.

 

[BiBunny]

Step one--locate head.

Step two--locate wall.

Step three--apply head to wall with large amount of force.

Step four--repeat steps one through three.

 

[HB1965]

Step one--locate head.

Step two--locate wall.

Step three--apply head to wall with large amount of force.

Step four--repeat steps one through three.

UHOH are you ok?

 

[BiBunny]

UHOH are you ok?

Yep. Just frustrated.

Sexually and otherwise.

 

[HB1965]

Yep. Just frustrated.

Sexually and otherwise.

Sorry to hear that. I hope everything gets better.

 

[BiBunny]

Sorry to hear that. I hope everything gets better.

It will. It always does. Thank you, though.

 

[HB1965]

It will. It always does. Thank you, though.

Good to know

 

[graceanne]

Ok, so I went to the doctor today. The pain in my throat is getting worse, I'm pretty much living on Ibuprofin. Frankly, I'm not supposed to take large amonths of Ibuprofin, it irritates the hell out of my colon and is a blood thinner (can you say BRUISES? And I'm taking 600 mg every six hours for three days. ) Plus I couldn't sleep last night, cause every time I dozed off I'd start choking on my spit. That's a fun way to wake up.

Anyway, I was right. It's strep. Joy. On the other hand my wonderful, new doctor gave me a script for LIQUID vicodin. Liquid cause of the problems I'm having swallowing. I had to pay for it, but it'll be worth every single dollar. Thank you, Jesus, for narcotics.

Now I gotta figure out who got me sick, so I can murder them.

Oh, and I called my humira nurse. Poor thing has a sore throat. On the bright side, it won't get much worse than that, cause now she knows she's got strep. I feel bad, though.

 

[SubKekiLee]

Ok, so I went to the doctor today. The pain in my throat is getting worse, I'm pretty much living on Ibuprofin. Frankly, I'm not supposed to take large amonths of Ibuprofin, it irritates the hell out of my colon and is a blood thinner (can you say BRUISES? And I'm taking 600 mg every six hours for three days. ) Plus I couldn't sleep last night, cause every time I dozed off I'd start choking on my spit. That's a fun way to wake up.

Anyway, I was right. It's strep. Joy. On the other hand my wonderful, new doctor gave me a script for LIQUID vicodin. Liquid cause of the problems I'm having swallowing. I had to pay for it, but it'll be worth every single dollar. Thank you, Jesus, for narcotics.

Now I gotta figure out who got me sick, so I can murder them.

Oh, and I called my humira nurse. Poor thing has a sore throat. On the bright side, it won't get much worse than that, cause now she knows she's got strep. I feel bad, though.

Awwwww passing on HUGS Im sorry to hear you arent feeling well.. and that you have Strep... sending chicken soup and jello to you.. Enjoy the liquid Narctocs Im sure youll sleep now.. {{{{GRACE}}}}}}

 

[graceanne]

Awwwww passing on HUGS Im sorry to hear you arent feeling well.. and that you have Strep... sending chicken soup and jello to you.. Enjoy the liquid Narctocs Im sure youll sleep now.. {{{{GRACE}}}}}}

Thanks. K didn't have work today, so he spoiled me a bit. Bought me fresh made chicken noodle soup, and picked me up an ICEE. Frankly the ICEE has done more for me than all that freaken motrim. I'm trying to figure out a way to crush ice, so that I can just have cups of plain crushed ice without the flavoring. I've been eating too much sweets recently, I've got one heck of a canker sore. Joy.

 

[im_a_voyeur]

Ok, so I went to the doctor today. The pain in my throat is getting worse, I'm pretty much living on Ibuprofin. Frankly, I'm not supposed to take large amonths of Ibuprofin, it irritates the hell out of my colon and is a blood thinner (can you say BRUISES? And I'm taking 600 mg every six hours for three days. ) Plus I couldn't sleep last night, cause every time I dozed off I'd start choking on my spit. That's a fun way to wake up.

Anyway, I was right. It's strep. Joy. On the other hand my wonderful, new doctor gave me a script for LIQUID vicodin. Liquid cause of the problems I'm having swallowing. I had to pay for it, but it'll be worth every single dollar. Thank you, Jesus, for narcotics.

Now I gotta figure out who got me sick, so I can murder them.

Oh, and I called my humira nurse. Poor thing has a sore throat. On the bright side, it won't get much worse than that, cause now she knows she's got strep. I feel bad, though.

So it was strep afterall. Sounds like K is taking good care of you though. Hope you feel better soon.



And uh... yeah. When you're done w/ that liquid vicodin... send the leftovers this way.






(I'm kidding people!!!)

 

[graceanne]

And uh... yeah. When you're done w/ that liquid vicodin... send the leftovers this way.

I might . . . for the right . . . incentive.






I'm ALSO kidding, people.


Pain meds kicked in. My throat only hurts when I swallow now. K keps trying to convince me that he knows of this salty, white substance that'll coat my throat really well. He's such a perv.

 

[ShyVixen]

sounds like a lot of ((((((((hugs))))))))) need to be passed around today

 

[graceanne]

Step one--locate head.

Step two--locate wall.

Step three--apply head to wall with large amount of force.

Step four--repeat steps one through three.

Their's a Shel Silverstein poem that's about losing your head. You can't see it, cause your eyes are in it, you can't call for it cause your eats and mouth is in it, etc. Then it says 'so i'll just sit down on this rock', and the picture shows somone sitting on their own head. lol

Anyway, now that I'm willing to read back on the thread, I found this. *hugs* i'm sorry you're having one of those days.

 

[Bandit58]

I might . . . for the right . . . incentive.






I'm ALSO kidding, people.


Pain meds kicked in. My throat only hurts when I swallow now. K keps trying to convince me that he knows of this salty, white substance that'll coat my throat really well. He's such a perv.

That's master Gil's cure-all for a sore throat....in fact just about anything....

 

[the captians wench]

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[Chris_Xavier]

I've given up on my dreams of Topping. I'm not very good at it.

I am glad to hear you finally learned your limitations. Now if we could only adjust your bad attitude.

"Bad Dom".. you know if I were there or you were here.. you'd wouldn't be so cheeky.

 

[Chris_Xavier]

Dare I show my geeky side & mention that that sounds like a bag of holding? hehehe

Geeky is good.. you used to play AD&D?

 

[intothewoods]

I am glad to hear you finally learned your limitations. Now if we could only adjust your bad attitude.

"Bad Dom".. you know if I were there or you were here.. you'd wouldn't be so cheeky.

lmao...as far as learning my limitations, well, ya never learn until you try.

And yeah, I would still be just as cheeky if you were in my vicinity.

 

[Etoile]

Thank you Target Pharmacy!!!!!!

 

[the captians wench]

where the hell did this pissy mood come from?