The Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread

[Sir_Winston54]

WARNING: Spew Alert!!!

WARNING: Spew Alert!!!​

Please swallow all liquids and/or foodstuffs that may be in your mouth before scrolling down far enough to see the picture below this story!

Copy from "The Smoking Gun" website:

Minnesota Toe Licker Nabbed
After mugging, creep told victim, "Now I'm going to suck your feet."
SEPTEMBER 11--Meet Carlton Davis. The Minnesota man, 26, is facing felony charges for allegedly stealing a cell phone and purse from a woman he mugged on a St. Paul street early Saturday morning. According to police, after the woman turned over her belongings, Davis announced, "Now I'm going to suck your feet." Which he did, after the 24-year-old victim removed her shoes. Davis, who fled when passerby approached, was apprehended by cops a few blocks from the crime scene. He was booked into the Ramsey County lockup, where the below mug shot was snapped.

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http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x95/Sir_Winston54/0911072toes1.jpg

 

[intothewoods]

Dear Master,

My knees hurt from kneeling for days for you. Can I get up now?

love,
missintothewoods

 

[Chris_Xavier]

Thankee.

(my life has has oh so muchly the threesomes with Ben & Jerry lately)

Best one liner I've seen in a long time, CM!

 

[Chris_Xavier]

Dear Master,

My knees hurt from kneeling for days for you. Can I get up now?

love,
missintothewoods

Are you going to be a good owned sub for the rest of night?

 

[graceanne]

Why have I finally opened this thread 300-some pages into the damn thing?

Cause you're a masochist?

Secondary pet peeve of the mo "I'm a switch, I keep my children in line and I have a managerial job" No, no you are not.

That kind of reasoning bugs the crap out of me. Cause the reverse would be that if your'e a sub you can't have a managerial job or keep your children in line. Well, I'm a sub, I keep my kids in line, and have been self employed most of my adult life. What the fuck does that have to do with anything? (Not talking to you netzach, just ranting.) Frankly, that attitude screams 'wannabe' to me more than anything else.

 

[graceanne]

[rant]

I am so sick of people coming here, then whining that we aren't nice to them. I don't know about anyone else, but I'm rarely rude or unkind, so all I can figure is that they want us to kiss their ass.

Where, in the world, have they found a place where they can go into an established group, and suddenly be treated like someone who's been there for years? I want to know, seriously, so I can go there.

Know what it is, it's laziness. They're determined they should have everything everyone else has, without the work. Well, newsflash, this is the real world. If we're so freaken mean, then GO AWAY, otherwise stop bitching.

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I think I must be PMSing, cause that normally doesn't bug me so much. Or is there a full moon?

 

[Chris_Xavier]

I think I must be PMSing, cause that normally doesn't bug me so much. Or is there a full moon?

Not a full moon, oh angelic one..

Want a cookie?

 

[Netzach]

My cat has a lampshade collar. She looks so sweetly pathetic I wanna cry. Poor critter. Poor expensive damn critter.

 

[graceanne]

Not a full moon, oh angelic one..

Want a cookie?

No, I want one of those dominoes things that kiten was talking about. The bitch.

 

[Chris_Xavier]

No, I want one of those dominoes things that kiten was talking about. The bitch.

The oreo pizzas?

 

[graceanne]

The oreo pizzas?

*pouts*

 

[Chris_Xavier]

*pouts*

http://www.dominos.com/Public-EN/resources/image/468319f4b7e2a9f2/promo_oreo_v2.jpg

 

[catalina_francisco]

Well it's official, I have to give up chocolate, or at least milk chocolate. I am a chocoholic but noticed awhile back that I thought it was having bad effects on me, but then swept such thoughts under the carpet. The past couple of weeks I have been getting worse and worse and at times seriously thinking I was going to die, and usually made worse after chocolate....this week I switched to pure chocolate and each day Iam improving, and have no bad effects after eating some, no matter how much.

Catalina

 

[Chris_Xavier]

Well it's official, I have to give up chocolate, or at least milk chocolate. I am a chocoholic but noticed awhile back that I thought it was having bad effects on me, but then swept such thoughts under the carpet. The past couple of weeks I have been getting worse and worse and at times seriously thinking I was going to die, and usually made worse after chocolate....this week I switched to pure chocolate and each day Iam improving, and have no bad effects after eating some, no matter how much.

Catalina

"Pure chocolate"?

 

[catalina_francisco]

"Pure chocolate"?

Yep, the good stuff. I used to hate it, but suddenly I have found one I like and after the way I was feeling, can even learn to love. LOL, F has finally decided he doesn't want to sure my chocoholocism as he heard a news story saying they had researched it and found it made people extra horny si he figures he has found me secret and doesn't want to cure it. Told him that is good and he can pick up a few kilo of it on the way home today.

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1265/1305300278_61c131510a_t.jpg Catalina

 

[Chris_Xavier]

Yep, the good stuff. I used to hate it, but suddenly I have found one I like and after the way I was feeling, can even learn to love. LOL, F has finally decided he doesn't want to sure my chocoholocism as he heard a news story saying they had researched it and found it made people extra horny si he figures he has found me secret and doesn't want to cure it. Told him that is good and he can pick up a few kilo of it on the way home today.

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1265/1305300278_61c131510a_t.jpg Catalina

Are you referring to "Dark chocolate"?

 

[catalina_francisco]

Are you referring to "Dark chocolate"?

Yep, I think it is the same thing, just different names depending on country and brand. Of course, I have developed a liking for the more expensive brand, though compared to Australia, chocolate is far from expensive here, and everywhere.

Catalina

 

[Chris_Xavier]

Yep, I think it is the same thing, just different names depending on country and brand. Of course, I have developed a liking for the more expensive brand, though compared to Australia, chocolate is far from expensive here, and everywhere.

Catalina

You're kidding.. I paid $40 for the 11kg bar of milk chocolate I took a picture of the other day.

 

[the captians wench]

Ha! Seriously! Have they met me?

Or me for that matter. I'm moving up to be more and more in charge in my work but I really am totally subbie.

 

[the captians wench]

it's getting so hard to get my ass out of bed and into work lately. I'm not even getting my comp day this month. I need some time off before I totally go postal on these people!

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

Oh so sweet...and you sadist, you!!

Catalina

: chuckles : Cat you say the sweetest things.

 

[catalina_francisco]

You're kidding.. I paid $40 for the 11kg bar of milk chocolate I took a picture of the other day.

LOL, nope...can get a 250gr bar of milk chocolate for 25 cents here...one of the cheap brands, but still very very nice. Even the better brands from Belguim and Switzerland are not expensive in the least. Is terrible for the waist line.

Catalina

 

[catalina_francisco]

I am getting the distinct feeling of late that we need to invest in some sturdy violins around these parts...but can anyone play them to perfection?

Catalina

 

[graceanne]

I am getting the distinct feeling of late that we need to invest in some sturdy violins around these parts...but can anyone play them to perfection?

Catalina

yeah, but if we pull out the violins, then we'll have to bring the rest of the band, and that'd get lou, and we couldn't hear . . . .

Wait . . . BRING IN THE VIOLINS!

 

[Hisbabydoll26]

I am getting the distinct feeling of late that we need to invest in some sturdy violins around these parts...but can anyone play them to perfection?

Catalina

I can play but not to perfection..I'm a bit rusty...but I think I could get the job done.