The Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread

[LittleJade]

Before I sleep-



My my my, look what the cat dragged in...

 

[Chris_Xavier]

i pronounce it "norleens"... drives my friends nuts

Damn Yankee..

 

[reignophelia]

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[myinnerslut]

Damn Yankee..

its not a yankee thing. i learned the pronounciation straight from a new orleans resident. thats why it drives my friends nuts. the yankee prononciation would be "new OR-lins" with empaisis on the "or".

 

[HB1965]

I'm getting flowers today.

OK now quit bragging!

 

[reignophelia]

.....

 

[TheBlackDahlia]

I'm not bragging! I never get flowers! I'm just elated is all...

I want flowers

 

[ShyVixen]

I want to curl up in a nice, warm embrace.

 

[reignophelia]

.....

 

[TheBlackDahlia]

What's your address?

seriously?

 

[reignophelia]

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[TheBlackDahlia]

Come on, what's the big deal. I've been stalking you for awhile now. It's only a matter of time until I have it.

I'll send you flowers, lots of flowers.

Mwahahahaha!!!!



No, I'm just kidding, but I am one of those people who randomly sends stuff to friends.

I told you all, I'm freakin' gullible.

But,I had a feeling you were joking.

 

[Chris_Xavier]

I told you all, I'm freakin' gullible.

But,I had a feeling you were joking.

Seeing how she was so mean to you, BD.. here you go

http://www.lynsnow.com/images/3_roses.jpg

 

[reignophelia]

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[TheBlackDahlia]

Seeing how she was so mean to you, BD.. here you go

http://www.lynsnow.com/images/3_roses.jpg

Thank you Chris

stop teasing each other

 

[CutieMouse]

*****

 

[midwestyankee]

*borrowing Sister Rebecca's stapler and afixing my fingers to the desktop*

Having a stellar day, are we?

 

[Homburg]

*borrowing Sister Rebecca's stapler and afixing my fingers to the desktop*

I have this high-tech stapler that can punch staples through steel or something. It's insane. It also refuses to open up wide enough for me to attach digits to desktop.

I am contemplating seeking stapler therapy on someone else's desk...

 

[Stegral]

I have this high-tech stapler that can punch staples through steel or something. It's insane. It also refuses to open up wide enough for me to attach digits to desktop.

*ponders if there is a REASON it can't open that far...*
*has a G/F that is a legal secratary... hers will go thu 100 sheets*

 

[Homburg]

*ponders if there is a REASON it can't open that far...*
*has a G/F that is a legal secratary... hers will go thu 100 sheets*

The manufacturer is evil, that's why.

I think I've put standard staples through something like 60 sheets. If I get heavier ones, it is supposedly able to do more.

And I still can't staple flesh with it. Tricky designers...

 

[midwestyankee]

Measure twice, cut once.

Rinse and repeat.

 

[Stegral]

And I still can't staple flesh with it. Tricky designers...

it is the staples.... hers have angles on the ends...
the strips look like a row of teeth when you take em outta the box....
most "regular" staples are flat edged....

 

[CutieMouse]

*****

 

[the captians wench]

I don't wanna go to work. *cries*

why can't people sleep at night insted of have mac attacks? *cries*

no it's even worse than that, they crave double cheese burgers by the dozen.

*cries*

 

[Chris_Xavier]

I don't wanna go to work. *cries*

why can't people sleep at night insted of have mac attacks? *cries*

no it's even worse than that, they crave double cheese burgers by the dozen.

*cries*

Whine.. piss moan.. complain..
You need a good beating.. WITH my more than likely overly expensive single coil slapper.. (you lil shit)