The Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread

[the captians wench]

My career path. <Sigh>

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x95/Sir_Winston54/VP.gif

*giggles*

I feel that way some times.

got a fansy shmanzy permotion and I feel like a glorified crew member most days.

at least the tital included a raise tho.

 

[LittleJade]

I have been awake since 5:30 because of you, Sir.

I dreamed of you, and it woke me... and I've been feverishly horny since...

Gods, I wish I was there.

 

[FurryFury]

I was thinking of starting a Suck My Dick thread. Every time someone or something pissed me off, I could post in it.

Then I thought, why not start it and let anyone post in it? You wouldn't even have to say who or why, just post like ONE, TWO, or whatever you wanted.

Then I thought that's mean. I'm a horrible mean person.

Then I thought, bullshit, Suck My Dick Bitch.

lalalalalala

 

[the captians wench]

Suck My Dick Bitch.

Okay!

 

[TheBlackDahlia]

I was thinking of starting a Suck My Dick thread. Every time someone or something pissed me off, I could post in it.

Then I thought, why not start it and let anyone post in it? You wouldn't even have to say who or why, just post like ONE, TWO, or whatever you wanted.

Then I thought that's mean. I'm a horrible mean person.

Then I thought, bullshit, Suck My Dick Bitch.

lalalalalala

I will if you suck mine first

 

[the captians wench]

I will if you suck mine first

how about I just do both?

I'm willing to make the sacrifice.

*giggles*

 

[myinnerslut]

.....

 

[CutieMouse]

*****

 

[LittleJade]

*sigh* This is so difficult.

I know you won't assign easy things... but jesus, this is hard.

 

[myinnerslut]

*note to self*

dont eat shredded wheat over your keyboard!!!

 

[Dontgiveup]

No more I love you's

 

[FurryFury]

I had a friend in high school - teenzy little 5' tall size 0 [Italian ancentry] chick... when guys pissed her off, she'd find a stool or chair or something to stand on, look them in the eyes and say "Suck. My. Dick. Asshole." climb down and walk off.

The priceless look of utter confusion on the guy's face was the same every dammed time.

*Chuckles*

I love it!

I'm in a foul mood. Something to do with being busy as fuck, sick as hell and getting no sleep that feels like actual rest.

As for you who volunteered?



I wuv you!



So, I'm both sweet and sour!

*chuckles*

 

[LittleJade]

I want to be curled up around His feet, like the orange cat with green eyes.

 

[CutieMouse]

*****

 

[myinnerslut]

Ok... latest CM potential dude just scored serious points.

yay!

you deserve it

 

[FungiUg]

Ok... latest CM potential dude just scored serious points.

What does one have to do to score points?

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

this is making me friggin crazy. Do it, just go ahead, do it...

 

[CutieMouse]

*****

 

[Stegral]

MMMMMmmmm Thank you for the sensations & marks *K*...
I know they will have faded by tomorrow but the flight was wonderful
Thanks for bringing me back slowly...
it was well worth the wait...

(AND I do hate waiting)

 

[FungiUg]

This one?[...]

So...

1. Show interest
2. Make time
3. Don't abbreviate text messages

?

Good points, all of 'em.

 

[CutieMouse]

*****

 

[Chris_Xavier]

Yes.

Follow these three easy steps, and you too, could almost have a shot at CutieMouse!*

*further cheatsheets and helpful hints for the "win-the-insurmountable-odds" contest are available by sending $1,567.22 in nickles to WTIO, Box XXX, Pueblo, Colorado, 69696.

Damn.. I was hoping they'd take a check..

 

[LittleJade]

*clapping my hands happily*

 

[reignophelia]

.....

 

[graceanne]

This one?

We started a conversation on Tuesday, were both too busy Wednesday to finish it, Thursday he IMd, but I was up against a deadline so I couldn't talk and by the time I was free again, he was dealing with some things and wasn't available. I sent an email early early Friday morning saying I had all sorts of questions buzzing through my head, which he finally had time to read Saturday morning, and sent back a note saying he was on the way out the door for a business trip and would be back Monday.

He just IMd. From his cell phone. Just to see how I am, and offer to talk about my questions. Which we did for about 10 minutes until his battery started to die. And he didn't abbreviate a single word. From a freaking cell phone.

Wow. Sounds like a keeper - so far. lol