The Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread

[FurryFury]

Shit fire!

I just got home and now I'm overdue to leave again.

Damn, damn, damn.

I wants to play and relax and shit.

*grr*

 

[bholderman]

I think she spent the day in fantasy land and now that the bank account imploded shes about to get a great big dose of reality.

Ka BOOM!!!

Doh!

Ouch . . .

 

[callinectes]

Excuse me please ladies & gentleman, this is rather urgent.

Whom has my stapler ?

If it is a red Swingline I haven't seen it. Nope. Haven't seen it.

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

If it is a red Swingline I haven't seen it. Nope. Haven't seen it.

It was you Miss Callinectes, you're soooooooo naughty

Honestly it was a toss up between Mr Midwestyankee & Mr Fung.

I almost blamed Mr Homburg, then I remembered he has his own.

This is so confusing : sighs :

 

[CutieMouse]

*****

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

Penny finally dropped .......

"... And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire... "

: chuckles : This is one of those too many freaks and not enough Circuses, quotes Miss Cutie, Milton had it going on !

 

[Hisbabydoll26]

There are a lot of things I would like to lick....20 envelopes was not at the top of my list. I hope they appreciate it.

 

[LittleJade]

I want you.

Yep. You.

 

[Homburg]

how do i keep managing to get cuaght in the rain in see-through-when-wet shirts? this time on the way to the gym...

This is one of those "Oh. My. God. I am SOOOOO drunk!" moments, isn't it?

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I almost blamed Mr Homburg, then I remembered he has his own.

This is so confusing : sighs :

I'm glad you recalled that I'd obtained my own. You are certainly welcome to make use of it though. I've got a rather nice Black and Decker Powershot. Handles staples, brads, and small finishing nails, and really bangs em out good. Solidly drives staples into your desk surface with a quickness.

 

[sanjuaneros]

Damn...

 

[FungiUg]

Honestly it was a toss up between Mr Midwestyankee & Mr Fung.

Looks innocent.

 

[FungiUg]

So I'm playing Steely Dan, and the right speaker is dropping out! Grrrr!

 

[graceanne]

Wow. *hugs* for everyone who needs 'em. And CM - you need to get out.

I have an owie. ( I don't know how people can tell I've got kids. ) I though it was a zit, but I'm pretty sure it's a bug bite. Possibly a spider bite. it's right on my waist, where my pants rub and it fucking HURTS! Plus it's getting bigger.

*whines* I DO NOT HAVE THE TIME FOR A DOCTORS VISIT!

 

[Betticus]

Kiten69 just told me that she is allergic to balls in her mouth and that it makes her break out in a rash!

 

[graceanne]

Kiten69 just told me that she is allergic to balls in her mouth and that it makes her break out in a rash!

Oh, the poor dear! No more m&m's for her!

 

[Etoile]

Mah feets hurt.

 

[FungiUg]

Dom drop. I was supposed to go to a munch today... yeah right.

 

[SubKekiLee]

am I that bad? Im thinking Im saying the wrong things to the wrong people something like that arrgggh

 

[myinnerslut]

This is one of those "Oh. My. God. I am SOOOOO drunk!" moments, isn't it?

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nope... but counting the time that just happened, this is the THIRD time ive gotten cuaght in the rain. once in a white shirt. once in a very light pink shirt. this last time in a completly 100 percent seethrough lace shirt. luckily i was wearing a black shirt under it. i dont know how this keeps happening. im really not in the habbit of wandering around in soaked see through clothing.

 

[NALA CAYENNE]

nope... but counting the time that just happened, this is the THIRD time ive gotten cuaght in the rain. once in a white shirt. once in a very light pink shirt. this last time in a completly 100 percent seethrough lace shirt. luckily i was wearing a black shirt under it. i dont know how this keeps happening. im really not in the habbit of wandering around in soaked see through clothing.

Me thinks you do it on purpose, mis. tee hee tee hee

 

[myinnerslut]

Me thinks you do it on purpose, mis. tee hee tee hee

no really, i dont.

there are five seasons here

summer, fall, mud, winter, and spring

its mud season. so lots of rain.

 

[sanjuaneros]

She needs a new collar.

 

[FungiUg]

im really not in the habbit of wandering around in soaked see through clothing.

Why not? *perves*

 

[graceanne]

nope... but counting the time that just happened, this is the THIRD time ive gotten cuaght in the rain. once in a white shirt. once in a very light pink shirt. this last time in a completly 100 percent seethrough lace shirt. luckily i was wearing a black shirt under it. i dont know how this keeps happening. im really not in the habbit of wandering around in soaked see through clothing.

My hint, from someone who lives in a state with two seasons (summer and rain) is never wear white. Always wear black. It can't get see through that way.

 

[Trinique_Fire]

what does it mean?

I want more than you can give, more than you know. If only you could tell me what you dream about, what your wishes are...if only it could work.