The Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread

[FungiUg]

There are places you can cut that won't make you dead, ya know.

Or if she doesn't mind a lightler colour, then peeing in the sink works too.

 

[Etoile]

I've dyed my hair red dozens of times, and I love watching the dye go down the drain in the shower, too...but I've never thought of cutting myself to keep it going.

 

[NALA CAYENNE]

I've dyed my hair red dozens of times, and I love watching the dye go down the drain in the shower, too...but I've never thought of cutting myself to keep it going.

I'm with you. Just dyed my hair a deeper reddish brown this weekend and had no thoughts of cutting myself at all

 

[HoHoBomb]

seeing the poster above makes me think that i do need to look into getting a cayenne.
it has been raining and raining since 5 am. F L O O D I N G.
conference calls R O C K

 

[pinklypop]

Well yanno, I'm a bit weird I guess

 

[Sir_Winston54]

20th century Tijuana bibles?????????

Homburg, do you know how hard it is to clean spewed cough syrup off a monitor, keyboard and desk?

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

20th century Tijuana bibles?????????

Homburg, do you know how hard it is to clean spewed cough syrup off a monitor, keyboard and desk?

I'm still trying to ascertain how Dominants give mucus "The Look".

: suddenly coming down with something : oh oh it hurtz : moans :

Fascinating place this, I'll never need watch National Geographic again.

On a more serious note, I hope you return to full health very soon Sir Winston

 

[Homburg]

20th century Tijuana bibles?????????

Homburg, do you know how hard it is to clean spewed cough syrup off a monitor, keyboard and desk?

Sir Winston, as a friend, keep the cough syrup in, and let the mucus out. Yes, I know, mucus is probably just as bad to remove from electronics, but you want the syrup. The mucus not so much.

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I'm still trying to ascertain how Dominants give mucus "The Look".

I'm trying to figure it out myself. Mucus, to date, has been remarkably resistant to both The Look and The Voice. And I am finding it most displeasing. Admittedly, it is rather difficult to engage The Look when one's eyes are red and swollen, and even more difficult to produce The Voice when congested.

"*cough* Mucus. *wheeze* Out. Now. *wipes nose* Fuck..."

: suddenly coming down with something : oh oh it hurtz : moans :

*raises an eyebrow and ready The Look*

 

[myinnerslut]

Sir Winston, as a friend, keep the cough syrup in, and let the mucus out. Yes, I know, mucus is probably just as bad to remove from electronics, but you want the syrup. The mucus not so much.

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I'm trying to figure it out myself. Mucus, to date, has been remarkably resistant to both The Look and The Voice. And I am finding it most displeasing. Admittedly, it is rather difficult to engage The Look when one's eyes are red and swollen, and even more difficult to produce The Voice when congested.

"*cough* Mucus. *wheeze* Out. Now. *wipes nose* Fuck..."



*raises an eyebrow and ready The Look*

*spew*

i really need to not be drinking anything when checking lit.

the image of congested homburg trying to summon The Voice... lol!

 

[Homburg]

*spew*

i really need to not be drinking anything when checking lit.

the image of congested homburg trying to summon The Voice... lol!

"*cough* Dat is endirely enough *sniffle* of dat sord of talk, *cough* young lady."




(I am SO glad I'm not congested right now, otherwise I wouldn't be able to take myself as seriously as I obviously do...)

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

I just need to say it's not the sick doms that worry me so much as the 'lazy doms' that way.

: delights :

 

[Homburg]

What is this "lazy dom" of which you speak?

I'll check your response when I'm done rubbing liniment on my aching pimp-hand. My forearm and elbow are right sore from all the work I did this weekend.

Note to self - work on flogging more often with the left hand too, damn. It works fine when I florentine, why won't it work solo? =P

 

[Sprinkles22]

I'm so spoiled. I got a new pink collar .... He said if I continue to be a good girl He'll buy me another pink collar ... in Leather *whimpers*

 

[graceanne]

Mucus: the ultimate dom

 

[Sprinkles22]

What is this "lazy dom" of which you speak?

I'll check your response when I'm done rubbing liniment on my aching pimp-hand. My forearm and elbow are right sore from all the work I did this weekend.

Note to self - work on flogging more often with the left hand too, damn. It works fine when I florentine, why won't it work solo? =P

I know another Dom who ought to have a really sore arm too! *pouting big time* I hope it's killing him today!!!

 

[Etoile]

I'm so spoiled. I got a new pink collar .... He said if I continue to be a good girl He'll buy me another pink collar ... in Leather *whimpers*

http://pinkblog.org/

 

[nh23]

http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb216/SnapDragon_2007/8.gif

 

[BiBunny]

http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb216/SnapDragon_2007/8.gif

We're Knights of the Round Table
We dance whene'er we're able
We do routines and chorus scenes
With footwork impeccable
We dine well here in Camelot
We eat ham and jam and spam a lot

We're Knights of the Round Table
Our shows are formidable
But many times we're given rhymes
That are quite unsing-able
We're opera-mad in Camelot
We sing from the diaphragm a lottttttt

In war, we're tough and able
Quite indefatigable
Between our quests, we sequin vests
And impersonate Clark Gable
It's a busy life in Camelot
I have to push the pram a lot

Ok, sorry. It looked like a happy post, so it needed a happy song.

"On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. 'Tis a silly place."

 

[Stegral]

I'm so spoiled. I got a new pink collar .... He said if I continue to be a good girl He'll buy me another pink collar ... in Leather *whimpers*

heheeee
a friend of mine has a beautiful pink leather hobble dress....
she is selling it for $350 canadian.....
comes with pink cuffs & collar....
If I find the pic I will post it...

 

[Chris_Xavier]

Silly bunny...

(you're jealous.. you can admit it)

We're Knights of the Round Table
We dance whene'er we're able
We do routines and chorus scenes
With footwork impeccable
We dine well here in Camelot
We eat ham and jam and spam a lot

We're Knights of the Round Table
Our shows are formidable
But many times we're given rhymes
That are quite unsing-able
We're opera-mad in Camelot
We sing from the diaphragm a lottttttt

In war, we're tough and able
Quite indefatigable
Between our quests, we sequin vests
And impersonate Clark Gable
It's a busy life in Camelot
I have to push the pram a lot

Ok, sorry. It looked like a happy post, so it needed a happy song.

"On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. 'Tis a silly place."

 

[BiBunny]

Silly bunny...

(you're jealous.. you can admit it)

Hey, the bouncy smiley just made me think about the knights bouncing on the table. Sorry.

Maybe, but you'll never prove it. *Evil laugh*

 

[Chris_Xavier]

Maybe, but you'll never prove it. *Evil laugh*

I can hog tie you ... put an apple in your mouth.. and then do unspeakable things..
(the good news is the two of you are poly.. so no jealousy! )

 

[nh23]

I can hog tie you ... put an apple in your mouth.. and then do unspeakable things..
(the good news is the two of you are poly.. so no jealousy! )

I'm game..

 

[BiBunny]

I can hog tie you ... put an apple in your mouth.. and then do unspeakable things..
(the good news is the two of you are poly.. so no jealousy! )

You totally bummed that idea off me. I showed you a pic of a fat man tied like that with a red ball gag in his mouth. So stop stealing my ideas!

In the famous words of TLC, "*****, you must be crazy. Whatcha gonna do with a bitch like me? I'm so good at being bad. I'm the best you never had. I epitomize the word 'sexy.' *****, you must be crazy. Whatcha gonna do with a bitch like me? I'm hot, so tight, make you cum all night, and you can't handle me!"

 

[Millificent]

Oh my gosh! Just, oh my gosh!


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